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Rhyming obscenities with sounds of barn yard animals
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-20 19:32 [#02074182]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Reflect on this potent lyric in "3 Lil Putos" by Cypress
Hill, who are pioneers in this underground art, for a
moment:

"...*ba-GAAWK!*
So you can just suck my cock"

...

...

Pure genius; I think this is possibly the best verse ever to
come out of the disginguished gangster rap genre.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-04-20 19:34 [#02074183]
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Well, it made me chuckle.

"Hee-Haw, I cut yo' dick off wit a chain-saw" -Eeyore
dissin' Winnie Da Poo'


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-20 19:47 [#02074190]
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*NEEIIGH!*
qrter is a gay

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-04-20 19:52 [#02074194]
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"Cluck-Cluck-Cluck, I'll shoot yo' cunt out so you'll never
fuck."


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-20 19:58 [#02074195]
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i dont giv a shit
ill smak u in your tit
*RIBBIT*

*MOOOOooo*
ill tak a poo on you
p.u.
*COCKA* mother fuckin *DOODLE DOO!*

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-04-20 20:12 [#02074198]
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"I go MOO MOO when I smear yo' face with POO-POO /
Whatcha gonna DO-DO when my udders spray their VOODOO?"

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-20 20:23 [#02074200]
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Wow, Are you a professional gangster rapper?

 

offline zoomancer from Kabul (Afghanistan) on 2007-04-21 00:56 [#02074219]
Points: 1215 Status: Regular



crock
wanna see my neww frock?

 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-04-21 05:29 [#02074289]
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Drop his action figure with BIRD shit!
The only rooster!
The Wolfman left a pile of shit!
His personal shit! Covered your ashtray,
The cat creeped up, shit on your shelf, and walked away!

It's GAZA Strip, fuck a BITCH!
Murderous SHIT!
Do church service and confess shit!
...Confess shit, fuck a BITCH!
IT'S GAZA STRIP!
Murderous hit, and jack his clip!

-Kool Keith- Gaza Strip- The Clayborne Family LP

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-04-21 06:42 [#02074303]
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I ghost write for several eminent Gangsta MCs in my spare
time.


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-04-21 08:37 [#02074324]
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ah. kool 'im blacka than your used acura' keith

 

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