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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:00 [#02073196]
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found out from my loud mouthed coworker that I had a crush on her. All of a sudden she doesn't work on the only day we work together. Hmmm....Great ego boost
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-04-17 23:02 [#02073197]
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two words: 1. congrats 2. pics
(sorry. i'm just conforming to the unscripted forum rules)
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-17 23:13 [#02073198]
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wait, so does that mean you do ro you don't have a crush on her? she told you? if she's a loud mouth it's good you don't work together because you don't actually have a crush on her? wtf?
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:19 [#02073200]
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Id drink her bath water. Yes, I liked her. She found out and had her schedule changed.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:21 [#02073201]
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I call her Jelly
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:31 [#02073206]
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hahaha, bummer dude, show leave pictures of your star wars characters on her desk/timesheet/area/whatever. say hi to Jelly for me. Where do the two of your work....
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:42 [#02073212]
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A restaurant...Waitress. I'll have to make her a lobot tshirt.
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uviol
from United States on 2007-04-17 23:46 [#02073213]
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Loudmouths ruin everything. My sincere condolences buddy. I hope it turns out to be a big misunderstanding.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:48 [#02073215]
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that would either totally creep her out, pfffffft who needs her, or she would admire you forever. Have some funny text put on the t-shirt, she might dig it :/
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:50 [#02073216]
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How could it be a "big mistunderstanding", he wants to shag her. Hopefully it sparked her interest.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:52 [#02073217]
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The loudmouth is this 40+ year old Japanese guy who pretends not to know English to his advantage. Like today I tried to say to him in the Kitchen. "Oh, I noticed Karen isn't working today, what a supris....Wha!, Wha!, Kawen?!" Yeah, fuck him
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:54 [#02073219]
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He does this in front of the whole wait staff really fucking loud.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:55 [#02073220]
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whatta-dork.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-17 23:58 [#02073221]
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Yeah, embarrassing. Oh well. Its purely physical attraction. I probably wouldn't have a thing in common with her. Like most women actually.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-04-17 23:59 [#02073223]
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my 2 cts. go with the flow, and don't take yourself too serious in these situations...eventhough your feelings jell otherwise.
in my experience, people around you always tend to be jerks in situations like these. they always get a couple of laughs out of it. if you go with the flow, and can joke with them (instead of being the target), that might even spark her interest.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-04-18 00:00 [#02073224]
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give it time, run into each other at work, say hi and stuff, if it works it works, if it doesnt steal her tip money
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-18 00:05 [#02073225]
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She's already sent the message. We were at the same bar the other night and she sat behind something directly in front of me. To avoid me. She's avoiding me. We only worked together one day of the week and she changed her schedule. She switched days. So, I won't be seeing her anymore. Which is probably better as I was day dreaming about her and getting really frustrated. Now I can forget her. Strike that, I don't have much in common with humans, actually.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-04-18 00:09 [#02073226]
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nacmat is probably coming to nyc mid august, meeting him might be life changing, he could teach you how to dress classy and speak in a forign language, maybe Karen would dig that.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-04-18 00:18 [#02073227]
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bitches aint shit
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-18 00:27 [#02073229]
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sounds to me like your restaurant fucking sucks. it was exactly the opposite for me when i was waiting tables. i was fucking 3 hot ass bitches from the restaurant, at the same time. although never simultaneously.
hypocrite bitch
retarded bitch
lying bitch
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-04-18 00:30 [#02073230]
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ha
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zero-cool
on 2007-04-18 01:06 [#02073234]
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poown
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-18 01:18 [#02073237]
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I salute you sir.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-04-18 01:22 [#02073241]
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and its so easy in america.... :) sorry.
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mimi
on 2007-04-18 01:27 [#02073243]
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My advice is to not go out with someone you work with anyway. Try to go out with someone who makes more money than you.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-18 01:31 [#02073245]
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I think that going out with coworkers stuff is more for a career job. Not shitty jobs like restaurants. Actually, I think you might be right Evol. Shitty restaruant.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2007-04-18 01:33 [#02073246]
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in catering jobs all you can do is shag the fitties.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-04-18 01:33 [#02073247]
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But I see your point. It can get akward. I've done it before though..Not to the evol extent. Thats some serious shit.
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futureimage
from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-18 02:00 [#02073248]
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Bigmouth fladeedahdah, bigmouth strikes again.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-18 02:16 [#02073254]
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i'm sorry, i'm not actually that cool. at least not all the time. that was the first and probably last time it happens to me, so i had to brag a little bit. the whole thing was kind of a fluke. originally i was only interested in the retarded bitch but i thought she was way out of my league so i hadn't even begun to try. then the hypocrite bitch, who i originally thought was annoying as fuck (the only thing i ever said to her was "stfu" cuz she said her bf was a pro poker player, which i found out sooner than later they hadn't actually talked in a month), asked me out and she's hot so of course i was like sure. we go back to her apartment and she smokes me out while she changes and gets completely naked in front of me, at that point i knew it was on. we get to the bar and she buys me drinks all night long and of course we end up fuckin for like 8 hours straight until i had to be at work the next morning. she ends up telling all the bitches at work about me, so one night after work i'm supposed to meet up with hypocrite bitch at a bar downtown (las vegas) but i end up ditching her and getting drunk in the bar at work (it's a sports bar and grill) with lying bitch instead. i guess whatever hypocrite bitch told all the other bitches at work about me was so good that lying bitch had to have a go. originally i wasn't even in to her either because i thought she was too high maintenance, ya know the type that wears the playboy wife beater with the playboy bellybutton ring and the playboy purse with the playboy sticker on the back window of her car, typical trash. but she was hot so i wasn't about to turn her down. i park in the driveway of my house and we fuck in the jeep then in the bathroom and on the couch. she comes over again first thing in the morning and we fuck on my bed. a few weeks later hypocrite bitch ends up leaving town with her pro poker [now] fiance. which in turn freed me up to pursue the retarded bitch who i originally thought was out of my league, with new found confidence
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-18 02:18 [#02073255]
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and success.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-04-18 02:22 [#02073256]
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i despair.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-18 02:39 [#02073262]
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I fucking hate you, and I hate all females who are just fucked up hallucinations. If they exist, they certainly never have sex. I want to murder people.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-04-18 03:06 [#02073269]
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what? that was my one crazy sex story. well i have a few more, but that one's the most recent.
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