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I'd like you to spend some time to glorify me as a member of xltronic. |
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oh combo you you piece of fue i wuv youu no i'm not dizzy rascuee a member of xlt a lover of texas holdem twee a man of great wisdom too bad i cunt see you avatar oooooooooooooohhhhhhh |
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C is for Combo O is for Combo M is for Combo B is for Combo O is for Combo |
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Fig leaves tea leaves shirt sleeves grey matter anti matter doesn't matter |
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Every little thing That you say or do I'm hung up I'm hung up on you Waiting for your call, Combo, night and day I'm fed up I'm tired waiting for you... ----------------------------------------------------------- --- Half past twelve And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone How I hate to spend the evening on my own Autumn winds Blowing outside my window as I look around the room And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom There's not a soul out there No one to hear my prayer Gimme, gimme, gimme Combo after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme, gimme, gimme Combo after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day... ----------------------------------------------------------- --------- |
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combo is elmo i think he might be homo maybe i don't know |
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Here's my attempt at pleasing myself: I'm Combo and I ain't homo I'm Elmo and I ain't paedo I'm not redrum and I love cum i'm no padraig and love Carl Craig. |
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Mama was queen of the Mambo Papa was king of the COMBO Deep down in the jungle I start banging my first bongo Every monkey’d like to be In my place instead of me Cause I’m the king of COMBO baby I’m the king of Bongo-bong |
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This reminds me of a very bad song so I don't think those are your own words. |
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do a poo in a shoe put it on waht a pong in the bath with my mum touch the booby touch my bum do a wee 1 2 3 daddy winky in my bed do a cum up my bum |
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very bad song? very bad song?? very bAD SONG??? |
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Mama was queen of the Mambo Papa was king of the COMBO Deep down in the jungle I start banging my first bongo Every monkey’d like to be In my place instead of me Cause I’m the king of COMBO baby I’m the king of Bongo-bong (MY OWN WORDS) |
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combo combo, the king of fuck anything goes, even a duck he's still a virgin but that doesnt matter the end |
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Some great poems here. This is for you, Combo: Oh, Combo, Fish board laying in sand wanting to eat lecture theatre! Snake tongue, snake tongue licking up horse raddish having intercourse with a half-asleep stick in the woods! Oh, Combo. |
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Here's my second attempt (I think I'm improving myself): Combo and Elmo got laid And it was in nacmat's bed They all cummed and had a poo And vlari sucked scoobidoo Hanal was spinnin his sex Playing some electro breaks Then the muppet cut his dick And refreshed xltronic Brisk and Monoid were naked Redrum was cooking pancake They are the music makers Padraig did the sexy dance Will he cum by any chance ? Before Phobes ban the fuckers. |
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Combo has no friends it would be funny if he died nobody would be sad not even his dad |
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waiting for the death in fires... Crowns of shit we wear-- fires burned when the whole world fucking dies... we listen to the holy man's lies, in the promise land, whole fucking world dies in the bleeding flesh and broken bones |
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It's not a very good poem imo. "friends" and "died" don't go tegether very well. Thanks for the try though. |
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It's not a very good poem neither. There's not even the word "Combo"!!!! |
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hahaha |
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blank verse |
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ode to combo, a haiku Combo! French! A mother's boy! Who'd have thought it? not I. |
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Redrum does have sex with sophie And she is not the most ugly Padraig has sex with his own hand Thinking about Combo his friend. |
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Standing there Proudly erect Semen dripping still Over the rotten rotting carcass of what used to be your dreams Your hopes You think about your mother |
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Tu peux me faire l'amour en français mon chéri. |
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Salope Tiens tiens salope Tiens Salope grosse salope Une chatte comme un steak L'anus en moutarde Connasse et connarde Gueule à foutre Patate à branleuses |
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Here for the bumlove, his cock is all tense: Here Combo reign's secure, and with other men To reign is worth a reaming by hanal: Better to reign in xltronic, then serve in watmm. |
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you are a fukin' jerk. |
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I was sitting next to a gay man in the train some hours ago and it was scary. He was talking to his bf about a girl that was just broken with another girl. Scary shit. It inspired me this poem: Elmo is not gay He likes women best The ones you have to pay To touch her breast. I'm not sure if "best" and "breast" go well together but I have to other idea. |
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* no other |
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combo is a bumhole he sucks it out his mums hole. |
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I LIKE this one! |
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Combo I made him an avatar He did not wear it So for revenge I wore it instead And then made him a poem that sucks Combo |
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Um Combo Um Combo They drink it In the Congo |
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artificial vagina made in china monoid thread in one ear out the other monoid head in one ear out his mothers artificial vagina made in china |
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oops my aim is off. I missed combo and hit monoid. poison darts That French presidential candidate, Sarkozy, seems quite stupid. |
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Combo. Needs a Dildo. To find his Combo-spot. Inside his sexy butt. |
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He is. There's a nice girl at the office Perhaps I'll go out with her Unless I will fuck her sister If their parents don't take the piss. |
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nope |
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bizarre |
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Tell me about your reduced prices for planes. |
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I wandered lonely as a combo That floats on high o'er vales and combos, When all at once I saw a combo, A host, of golden combos; Beside the lake, beneath the combos, Fluttering and dancing in the combo. Continuous as the stars that combo And twinkle on the milky combo, They stretched in never-ending combo Along the margin of a combo: Ten thousand saw I at a combo, Tossing their heads in sprightly combo. The waves beside them danced; but combo Out-did the sparkling waves in combo: A poet could not but be combo, In such a jocund combo: I gazed and gazed but little combo What wealth the show to me had combo: For oft, when on my couch I combo In vacant or in pensive combo, They flash upon that inward combo Which is the bliss of combo; And then my heart with pleasure combos, And dances with the combos. |
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Combo = Shit Combo = Shit Co co co combo = SHIT! |
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very innovative and groundbreaking considering your nickname, of course. "...like a combo touched for the very first time like a co-o-o-ombo with your heartbeat next to mi-i-i-i-ine whoaoahoah, whoahoahoah, whoahoahoe..." "Like a Combo"[unreleased track], Madonna |
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Cum As you are As you were As I want you to be As a friend As a friend As a known memory Take your time Hurry up The choice is yours Dont be late Take a rest As a friend As a known memory Memory ah Memory ah Memory ah Cum Doused in mud Cept in bleach As I want you to be As a trend A a friend As a known memory ah Memory ah Memory ah Memory ah And I swears That I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun Memory ah Memory ah Memory ah Memory ah {dont have a gun} And I swears That I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun {memory ah} {memory ah} |
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brilliant :) |
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only thick books can hold my poem for you combo |
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Combo is a rombo |
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Combo zombie. Combo zombie. Combo zombie. Combo zombie. Combo zombie. Combo zombie. Combo zombie. Combo zombie. (x8) |
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Congo |
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