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A fella goes and meets his wife at the train station after she had been away for a few days. As she walks up to him he whispers "I had a wet dream about you last night" She replies "Oh yes? What happened in it" The guy replies "You were knocked over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing" |
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poor show |
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Yeah sorry. Maybe I should have linked some pointless shit nobody other than me finds particularly interesting that I found on bbc news or google instead. |
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I read a good joke the other day but I figure everyone else visits "The Hun" pretty often so I won't repeat it. |
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yeah there's an idea |
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worst joke ever |
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i expect better, BETTER! |
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i found it quite funny, but thats because im that kind of person. |
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A flying horrse swoops in to a pub and asks forr a pint, the barrman says 'Wow, this pub's named afterr you!' 'What' rreplied the horrse 'Fred?' |
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They've given up playing cricket in India now and have taken up 'Bob slaying' instead. |
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not 'Frred'? you don't quote with duo r's? |
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No, he only does it for things he's saying. |
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Hahaha! |
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I'm really in the mood for some pointless shit from BBC. Anyone? |
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a naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. she lays the poodle on the table. the bartender says, "i suppose you won't be needing a drink?" the naked lady says, "OOOH SHIIIT!!!" |
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I won'e be original and I'll say 911 from around 1990 or a Saab of some more practical kind. |
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hmmmm |
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happens to everybody I'll try to find a joke to make up for it |
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"... "Varcharz" is the German word "wortschatz" written in English phoneticaly. And indeed - the German duo proves ones more the they have developed their own musical language with which they can conduct intriguing conversations with other musitians..." |
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a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water, the bartender then takes a gun and points it to the man. the man then thans the bartender and leaves. why? |
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*thans=thanks |
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hiccups, next one |
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yuk |
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what is funnier than a dead baby? |
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a dead baby wearing a clown custome! |
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that one made it to germany aswell but do you also know whats funnier than a baby in a garbage can? |
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a baby in eight garbage cans ! |
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i can imagine oh wait. i cant imagine. |
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How many babies does it take to take out a light bulb? It depends on how you throw them. |
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ok a man lives in the 10th floor of a building. Everyday he takes the elevator down to the lobby to go work. when he returns he takes the elevator up to the 7th floor and continues to the 10th through the stairs. even tho this man hates to walk he does this. why? |
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He is too small to reach the eighth button & above but... |
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what's the difference between a truck filled with bowling balls and a truck filled with dead babies? |
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OK The music stopped and the woman died. explain |
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You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork |
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what's the difference between a cadillac and a truck full of dead babies? |
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the legendary prison joke: "prease, nurr!" |
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you don't have a cadillac in your garage. |
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LOL |
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LOL |
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what's better than nailing a dead baby to a fence? |
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nailing two dead babies to a fence? nailing a baby to another baby? |
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ripping it off. |
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ah hahah |
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