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offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-16 14:34 [#02063052]
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Hi,
I just made this from thinking of Borat's Kazakh national anthem. Same tune,
etc. etc. Hope you laugh, however forced it might be:

IDM, greatest genre in the world,
All the other genres are made by little girls,
IDM, number one exporter of noisy shit,
All other genres have inferior noisy shit,
IDM, home of glitched out fucked up beats,
It's kings are Autechre and Aphex Twin,
Max/MSP - a marvel to behold,
Even if it wastes half of your life.

IDM, IDM, you very harsh thing,
From Jynweythek to LCC to Bouncing Ball of Aphex,
IDM, friend of all except those emo gayboys,
They're just a load of shitheads with nothing to complain.

IDM, industry best in world,
We invented glitch, noise, ambient techno,
IDM's masters, as nerdy as you get,
Except for of course, eelleectroo.

IDM, IDM, you very harsh thing,
From Jynweythek to LCC to Bouncing Ball of Aphex,

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
From junction with the testes to tip of the face.

Thanks for wasting your time,
Future Image.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-03-16 15:43 [#02063063]
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:|


 

offline OK on 2007-03-16 16:03 [#02063064]
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>|


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-16 16:07 [#02063065]
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:x


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-03-16 16:09 [#02063066]
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:<


 

offline penexpers from Stoke on 2007-03-16 16:18 [#02063068]
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:o


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-03-16 16:20 [#02063069]
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Kinesthesia - 4J

Now that's an IDM anthem


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2007-03-16 16:24 [#02063071]
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jesus fucking god.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-03-16 16:55 [#02063075]
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i'm not sure if this is sincere or tounge in cheek self
parody but either way is it is excruciating and my skin is
crawling. i hope this thread gets closed and you get banned
for being so, just, ugh.


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2007-03-16 16:58 [#02063076]
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Don't know if anyone cares right now but i am working on an
Aphex Twin RPG using PSOne's RPG Maker. It's primitive, i
know. My storyline is this: Aphex is trapped in a nightmare
where he must fight demons of his own creation. Some level
names will be "Schottkey 7th Path" or "Portreath Harbour."
Weapons like the "Astroblaster." But I'm sorta stuck on
party member concepts -- i was thinking along the lines of
Squarepusher or Mike (U-Ziq) but i'm also thinking of
original shit, like a Yellow monkey named Yellow Calx. I
don't know. Just an idea. If anyone has any input, e-mail me
at lordmayhem13@hotmail.com -- if not, whatever. It's just
an idea i've been playing with.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-03-16 17:01 [#02063077]
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please dont.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-16 19:34 [#02063086]
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Two really shit ideas in one thread, way to go, guys.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-03-16 21:30 [#02063091]
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IM IS BRAZILIAN
BARILIAN IS GRAND
FOR AMERICANS
EATING CHEAT AMERICANS GAYs
GEORGE BUSH IT IS DANGERS
DESTRUCTION IRAKE
DE DOUBLE TOWERS
IS CHEAT
USA LIKE MONEY
IS THE THIRDWORLD
USA COUNTRY FOR CHEATS
USA 100% GAY


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-17 01:56 [#02063105]
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lol, thanks guys, I knew you'd hate it. :D


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-03-17 02:01 [#02063107]
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I will play it! We'll need dex drives.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2007-03-17 02:34 [#02063108]
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tundra 4


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-03-17 02:48 [#02063110]
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10 points on the "What The Hell"-scale.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-03-17 02:58 [#02063111]
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somebody dig up that old thread! that idm rpg idea is FAB


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-17 03:10 [#02063113]
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its amazing!


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-03-17 03:32 [#02063123]
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now that's weak


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-03-17 04:58 [#02063143]
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that's a 10 on a logarithmic 1-15 scale, btw. in other
words: completely fucked, but not even half as fucked as
possible...by a longshot


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-17 08:27 [#02063187]
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offline alan8r from Bremerton (United States) on 2007-03-17 10:28 [#02063244]
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fucking HATE br's!

lololol


 

offline alan8r from Bremerton (United States) on 2007-03-17 10:30 [#02063247]
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fuck, i think i still have my dexdrive/software, the a/c
adapter and even maybe the original box it came in

god damnit i'm cool


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-17 10:37 [#02063254]
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yes you are... you rule this diseased thread.


 

offline alan8r from Bremerton (United States) on 2007-03-17 11:08 [#02063266]
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hey, thats not my shitty national anthem at the top!


 

offline staz on 2007-03-17 11:14 [#02063269]
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that's pretty damn bad, sort of "good" on a "meta" meta
"meta" meta" meta stage, ironically paradoxically meta meta
meta????????????????????? idm..............iguess.

should record a idm anthem some time, but max/msp ain't
working again.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-17 11:15 [#02063270]
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heres's my attempt at the idm theme:

fzioduifpfzf000021 talrez0 :) :)


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-17 11:54 [#02063280]
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lol:
VL BL AL TL PL HL ZL (insert number here, I know, let's use
5)

It would make my day/week/month/year/life if someone could
actually make an IDM track and sing/get someone else to sing
the "anthem" over it.


 


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