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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-16 12:01 [#00128306]
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does anyone know of a site of funny newspaper stories, an
example of this would be a man having sex with a horse.

thanks

 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-16 12:48 [#00128324]
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There was this story about two burgulers snorting a dead
relevtives ashes because it was marked 'charlie'.

I'll send you the cutting if you wish.

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-16 12:52 [#00128327]
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there was a man fucking a goat who was seen by a trainload
of people, one of whom called the rozzers who arrested him


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-16 12:58 [#00128330]
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marlowe,

i read that one today in the newspaper we print at work. i
love it. the judge wanted a ban to be placed on the man
working with kids, what about the poor goats.

my mate once told me a story of a man who was caught having
sex with a horse, his excuse to the police was, "i was
trying to get on the back of the horse to ride it, but my
pants fell down when i was getting on"

darth manchu,

if you can send that clipping it would be much appreciated,
my e-mail is

david.bullock@ncjmedia.co.uk

i will give you my postage address there

thanks
teeth

 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-03-16 12:58 [#00128331]
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theres actually this story about two homosexual people
having sex using a hamster in an empty paper roll, up in one
of the guys arse. he farted, which resulted in heavy carnage
as the hamster flew straight in the face of the other man,
breaking his nose. the fart gas also burned the same man, as
he was holding a lighter in the paper roll to light up the
dark hole. this is true.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-03-16 13:03 [#00128332]
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i heard of a hamster called "faggot" being stuck up a man's
ass before


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-16 13:21 [#00128333]
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Screw hunting. thats cruelty.

 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-03-16 14:24 [#00128339]
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david dickinson yes the fake love joy of the antiques world!
(so stylish)


 

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