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offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 17:55 [#02059964]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



I just look on this site nowadays like I check my emails
:(

Someone do something, hack the board or something :)))))


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-03-08 17:58 [#02059965]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



yeah, there's usually like 40+ logged in, but like one post
every 17 minutes.

what the beat, guys?


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 17:58 [#02059966]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



give me your credit card number


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:02 [#02059967]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



934834590585439048590538354943589345235248503548945


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-03-08 18:05 [#02059969]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



xlt wolfman would never have tolerated this.


 

offline whoami from Dallas/Ft. Worth (United States) on 2007-03-08 18:15 [#02059970]
Points: 269 Status: Regular



Ize Hax Yewr Intrawebz!


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-03-08 18:19 [#02059971]
Points: 8197 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



i know, bob


 

offline olaabaza from Mauritius on 2007-03-08 18:22 [#02059975]
Points: 575 Status: Regular



xltronic


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-03-08 18:25 [#02059977]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



um..

the KLF are the featured article on wikipedia?

i don't know, i absolutely hate them, what they've done and
what their music sounds like, but you might be interested.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-03-08 18:34 [#02059980]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



everyone has just become so perdicatable now; you can't post
anything upsetting, realize that what ever does get posted
dog belch will mock, and everyone has pretty much been
chastised for attempting to post anything unrelated to "idm"
in order to relieve this boredom... it's a vicious cycle.


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2007-03-08 18:38 [#02059982]
Points: 846 Status: Lurker



there can be only one internet


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:39 [#02059983]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I wish everyone here was dog_belch, that crazy old cum
guzzler.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:48 [#02059986]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



see... evolution necessarily takes a lot of wrong paths in
its wide sweeping search algorithm. Xltronic, and all of us,
are just the hideous mutations of the internet, the ones
that won't be selected as it evolves on its path to
become god. It'll try to trim us off, but I imagine we'll
live on as parasites of the internet until it eventually
finds a way to eradicate us like we did smallpox.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 18:48 [#02059988]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to EVOL: #02059980



you can't post anything upsetting, however hard you try.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-03-08 20:01 [#02060021]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



these threads are standard around here. it just needs a
couple of freshly made gifs and a couple of good oneliners,
and we have another fav+. gossip always works well too. like
a couple of days ago hanal told me - in confidence - aengus
got an STD from sophie. or was it the other way around...
anyways, i thought it was about pissing blood, so i figured
somehow dirty priest tied in. and, unaware of the grave
dangers, asked sophie to clarify. so, now i'm stuck in her
basement typing this on my mobile.

...ehm, hanal, can you flush a key down the toilet please.
the door is locked and i REALLY need to get out of here. it
smells funny, and i think i'm not the only one who's locked.
i mean, it's pretty dark in here so i can't see, but i've
heard way too many strange noises the last couple of days.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 20:06 [#02060023]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



Man, no e-mails still.

Let's play "What do you think Dog_belch is doing right
now?"

When he reappears to slag us all of (lovingly), we can ask
who was the closest and I'll donate a prize to the winner!
As long as I can e-mail the prize or yousendit or
summats...

Who wants to go first?



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 20:20 [#02060028]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I think his fat bald friend and him are on the outside of a
store looking through the glass at some wigs. The bald guy
is probably wearing headphones and playing some 'grinning
ape' and is probably dog_belch's biggest fan, and probably
has his hand in dog_belch's back pocket as they stand side
by side.
Then after that they go on some 'Chile' - style adventures
which is probably like wallace and grommit or that 'i don't
want a war' youtube rapper that referenced dr dre and snoop.
What do people in Chile do in their spare time? Probably
spend a lot of time standing around in a dull colored
lifeless environment talking about eggs and maybe playing
some game only their country knows about that is even more
retarded than frisbee or hacky sack.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 20:32 [#02060030]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02060028



That's a good guess. I was going to suggest that he was
downloading dog-related pornography or some-such, but your
story is much better, though I can't say that it is more
likely to be what he is getting up to.

Well done, a nice benchmark for all other stories to be
judged by!

You get a B- for your work there...


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2007-03-08 21:36 [#02060035]
Points: 1361 Status: Lurker



he's probably being chastised by a bunch of his peers who
all think he is the loser of the group and only hang out
with him cause he always buys the beers.
Now he'll be particularly angry online.


 

offline staz on 2007-03-08 21:40 [#02060037]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



i'll bring my dick out and make this a party :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 21:48 [#02060039]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to B123: #02060035



I don't think groups in Chile have such social hierarchy;
it's probably more like everyone in the group is the loser.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-03-08 21:50 [#02060040]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



too much cynicism


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-08 22:16 [#02060042]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #02060040



I guess we should call you cynicism cygnus.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-03-08 23:01 [#02060045]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



i made a flash mp3 player for my space


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-09 01:11 [#02060063]
Points: 6428 Status: Regular



i made trackerfile decks for mixing and beatmatching tracker
mod files


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-03-09 01:14 [#02060065]
Points: 1970 Status: Lurker



Dyke Dolls anyone?


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-03-09 01:16 [#02060066]
Points: 1970 Status: Lurker



My favorite is Rockabilly.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-03-09 01:17 [#02060067]
Points: 1970 Status: Lurker



Here she is.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-09 03:31 [#02060117]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



Young ice surface - ridges – lack of craters –
lenticulae
Similarity to earth plate tectonics
Salty water ocean – (+tidal heating) explains surface
features and magnetic field
Thin O2 atmosphere from ice



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-18 15:28 [#02063651]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Maybe the xltronic wolfman was a mass hallucination. I can't
see him anymore; can anyone else?

He had a majestic unibrow.

Cunt mold.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-03-18 17:24 [#02063679]
Points: 6428 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02063651



hello machine pun/z ghost/monoid


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-03-18 17:28 [#02063682]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fah: #02063679



yo yo yo, jive turkey


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-03-19 08:43 [#02063868]
Points: 40062 Status: Addict



I still post once every twenty or so days.
Isn't that enough...


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-03-19 08:57 [#02063877]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



it's all gone to shreadz


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2007-03-19 10:31 [#02063906]
Points: 9099 Status: Regular



xlt v2 would be a nice impulse...
but i guess it has become more an utopia
than a real thing...


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-03-19 11:01 [#02063916]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



I think the wholve V2 problem is that the developing team
has a life while the people that are anxiously awaiting it
do not. So people wait impatiently while the people that
make it are doing frivolous things like spending time with
there family and going to school and bettering their
carreers and other stuff like that.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2007-03-19 11:14 [#02063918]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



No more radioshows, no more qrters, the place has become
boring, yeah.


 


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