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... remember a guy was on here talking about the bird he had unrequited love for and how he pissed her blood after a one night stand? How'd he get on with her? I was rooting for him. |
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wmw? |
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bloody hell |
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He got addicted to cheeseburgers, started sucking dick and sneezing cum. |
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poor show |
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I dont think he ever gave us any updates on that intriguing tale... |
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AIDS |
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innit |
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Terminator is out there. |
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"3 days later.... go see the doctor" |
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illfates? |
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aahahahahhahahaha |
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phil battles laptops in texas |
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was it combo who couldn't cum for a while? that was funny shit.. IDM = sexual malfunction |
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who made that cumbo avatar for him? now THAT'S what i call a nice gesture! helping a man through hard times. ...hu hu hu *hard* times |
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Haha!!! I read the topic of this thread and thought "hey, i'm an expert at this". Then i realized it was actually about me. Things are very good. We are not girlfriend/boyfriend, but we have a very strong connection between each other, and we kiss, and watch movies in each others arms, make love. Actually, we might be kind of seeing each other... Things are very good. I'm amazed you remembered that fucked up story. I was planning on bumping the thread, with pictures of our wedding, some day in the future.. haha |
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I never went to the doctor, by the way... Damn |
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might be kind of seeing eachother you aren't seeing eachother until you're actually married. riiiight. so the danish vip has finally sod off now? |
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Yeah!!! He did quite quickly actually. It's a nice feeling to have sort of "beaten" him. hehe |
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cool man that's great |
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Cool, nothing feels better than getting the girl over some stupid wanker. |
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nice. get in there. and make sure she appreciates Excellent Electronic Musicâ„¢ |
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She doesn't, really! She likes some pretty decent music apart from that. Dinosaur Jr. for example. But thanks. |
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did u guys happen to go to the police (her dad) congs on stuff |
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The fucking guy was never caught :( |
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pissing blood after a one night stand means that you have cystitis: "inflammation of the urinary bladder, typically caused by infection and accompanied by frequent painful urination." it usually comes from being dehydrated (one night stands are usually done because people are wankered), and also when you have sex some bacteria can get stuck in the urunary tract and migrate to cause an infection. I recommend that after sex one should go to the toilet for a piss to flush out the tubes. it's normal. |
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i actually thought this was a thread about sir digby chicken caesar salad's side kick ginger, he says in one of the sketches "I',M PISSING BLOOD AGAIN!" |
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Seriously? I might very well have been dehydradet, since i was piss drunk. But still, she also had her period that day!!! I just figured it was because of that. |
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try ejaculating blood after a posh wank NOT COOL!!! |
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since I read the title of the thread yesterday I thought that it is an awesome name for an album, you know, like "Raining Blood" (Slayer) or "I Cum Blood" (title of one Cannibal Corpse song) kinda cool |
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That's shit man! |
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relationships based around STD's never work. |
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