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Do you feel a real poll maker living inside you? Are you boring with Woofter's weekly poll? Do you have a great weekly poll idea surfing inside your neurons? Well... your time arrived... write here your weekly poll, but please... write it complete with question and all options. Best one will be on-line next Thursday. Good luck, have an happy poll. \/\/. |
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You're telling US how to go about writing a poll? |
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you have not enough fantasy |
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I don't know what the question should be, but the answers should go along these lines: -Yes -Absolutely? -Why not? -What does this have to do with music woofer? Nothing. Nothing at all! |
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Wich one is your fav. xltitem? -Ceri's purple pant's -The goatse man -Woofter's pool -Vlari glasses -Hanal pimped decks -Can I have an oink invite, plase? |
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Should this be the last xltronic poll? 1. Yes 2. No 3. Can I have 5 points please? 4. Yes |
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How long can a CD be? |
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ufff... c'mon keep out your creavity, you can do better... i'm sure btw: sarcasm not allowed |
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Which answer is the best woofter answer? 1: D U N N O 2: Sure! 3: I have not listened it yet 4: YES! 5: Woofter in the pool!!! |
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lol :-) |
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How do you use the xlt v2 extended space ? [lol] |
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c'mon guys, it's your big occasion to become the new xltronic poll maker... i have to test your capacities, who will be my heir? |
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What is the best decade in music? 1] The 60s 2] The 70s 3] The 80s 4] The 90s 5] The 00s 6] Dunno |
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Status: Student, Full time job, Part time job, Unemployed, Bum, Dunno How much money do you spend on music an average month? How many IDM t-shirts do you own? Do you buy CD or vinyl? How many times a day do you masturbate?: <1, 1-3, 4-6, Monoid |
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I think I remember some of those... |
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what is richard d. james' best EP? 1. smorfgollen ylow ep 2. kickspittle drugas 3. 136519+124194 ep 4. dunno 5. i want to shit in your lungs |
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would you ever fuck a hunchback if she had a really nice face? 1. ya 2. she would have to suck dat dick 3. ugh noooo wtf i have standards................ok yes 4. dunno 5. never..............ok yes |
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If you met Richard D. James, what would you do? 1. say hello, invite him for a drink, chat with him... 2. ask him for an autograph 3. just smile to him discretely 4. try to take a picture of him 5. scream "OMG IT'S RICHARD!!!" and then scream some more until he gets pissed off and goes away, then pass out 6. scream "OMG IT'S THE MILKMAN!!!" and run around laughing like a maniac while showing off your tits (if you have any) 7. ask him "are you Monoid?" 8. *** d U n N o *** |
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what do you think of WATMM? 1 cool! 2 dunno 3 dont like them much 4 yuck horrible! 5 magical brownies |
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sup? 1. not much 2. listening to idm 3. being angry, posting about it soon 4. being sad, posting about it soon 5. being frustrated, posting about it soon 6. lol ur polls r really losing edge woofter!!! 7. dunno |
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If you met Squarepusher, what would you do? 1. push him 2. not push him 3. get pushed by him 4. °oO — d u n n o — Oo° |
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good one! |
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You are Richard D. James. You are disassembling some equipment after a performance. An insecure looking fan wearing an Aphex logo t-shirt is standing a few metres away, staring at you. He's obviously trying to gather the strength to talk to you, and is now thinking of what to say. INPUT COMMAND 1] RUN AND HIDE 2] THROW SYNTH AT FAN 3] APPEAR INDIFFERENT AND ALOOF; ANSWER ONLY IN MUMBLING SOUNDS 4] PUNCH FAN IN FACE 5] QUIT GAME _ |
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who is the most IDM? 1. Jackson Pollock 2. Shakira 3. HAL 9000 4. The magical happy bunnies of the hyper wonderful magical pink world with bubbles and stars and rainbows and shit 5. Arnold Schwarzenegger 6. Yo mama 7. A blender 8. Dunno |
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Do you think we should keep the weekly poll? 1. Yes, it gives me 4 precious points 2. No, but give me the points each week anyway 3. No 4. Yes, it keeps us all communicating 5. Arnold Schwarzenegger |
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i like the idea of scenarios rather than nonsense opinion polls |
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good one! |
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My suggestion was serious. |
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finally some good idea! especially i like this one but many others are interesting |
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I've pissed my pants, what next? 1. Sit alone naked with a can of beer. 2. Listen to some Moody Blues. 3. Watch |
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Do you know of any italian idm artists hidden at xltronic ? 1] yes and i won't tell you who it is 2] no, but i want to know 3] i did once but i forgot the names 4] no and i don't give a shit 5] italian who ? 6] yes and i met one of them |
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Are you secretly a famous IDM artist? 1] Shhh... 2] ;) 3] It depends 4] Dunno What the... 1] Hell 2] Beat 3] Boat 4] Beet 5] Christ 6] Dunno What is the most ridiculous genre name? 1] IDM 2] New Wave of New Wave 3] Chillcore 4] Post Rock 5] Progressive House 6] Dunno |
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What do you think of WooferAttack? > Woofer is a fool! > Woofer is so cool! > I like Woofer's tool! > Woofer makes me drool! > Woofter in the pool! |
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this beat is-- 1 this beat is 2 this beat is 3 this beat is 4 technotronic 5 dunno |
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The best bit of "Vordhosbn" is 1. 0:00 - 0:05 The begining I like too much 2. 1:14 - 1: 16 When the fucky starts 3. 1:32 -1:33 When that boWHOO noise comes 4. 1:58 - 1:58 The drums playing very quickly 5. 2:40 - 3:18 Breaking down 6. 3:29 - 4:00 The bouncy drums bang boingggg 7. 4:01 - 4:22 It all goes spooky and the mysterious 8. 4: 42 The track is finished, get in the pool 9. I never listen to Mira Calix 10. Dunno 11. I do not give fuqks about drukqs |
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Genuine lol at that. |
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Woofters asks you to make a poll for him. What do you do? 1. LOL 2. You Masturbate furiously in order to find some inspiration. You end up exhausted on your bathroom floor watching the ceiling with a rdj-grin for the next 48 hours. 3. You run to Joyrex crying Xltronic is falling apart. Although he's waiting for you with open-arms, it's currently off-line and so you end up scrolling through youtube. 4. You don't understand him, because the bloody idiot is an Italian. And Italians are impossible to follow, by definition. 5. You give him your stick. |
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at first i thought i had a really great poll, but after reading all your wank i decided its too good for this mb and ill keep it all for myself |
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I'm sure anywhere else in the world other than XLT will be very interested in your idea of one of Woofter's polls. |
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i eagerly awaited some reaction to my lines my answer is: thats the reason why i keep it for my self, cause noone else would be interested in fact no one here needs my shot at it anway, great thread, keep it up |
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6. 3:29 - 4:00 The bouncy drums bang boingggg |
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this is a bloody idiot |
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Should wooferattack resign as a poll maker? Yes No I don't really care |
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i didn't know you had a mustache Should Woofter lose his mustache? 1. Yes! Although he'd still be a bloody idiot, his gf will finally stop complaining about the tickling sensation when kissing and the likes. YES, AND THE LIKES. *posts pic of dead beaver* 2. No! Facial hair is IDM, and IDM is facial hair. Science has proved that in order to be a true IDM-geek facial hair is a necessity. Following this premisse one must logically conclude (by necessity) that Woofter must have a so-called "bloody idiot face". 3. I still have ambiguous feelings about Woofters facial hair. Gosh, it's hard to come out of the closet....help! I need to blog. But he's still a bloody idiot though! 4. Although "I don't care" shouldn't be an option ("hey, aren't we supposed to be social beings?"), I'm in an antagonistic mood. I had fish for lunch today. And everytime I eat fish my emotional state gets distorted. It's either that, or it's that time of the month again. So, in other words: I DON'T GIVE A FRIGGIN CARE, MMKAY? |
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For music production, which is better? 1. Apple 2. Windows 3. Linux 4. Other |
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no need to poll that. it's apple, of course. duh! |
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are you druink? 1)yues 2)no 30 m,auybe 4( willbe 5)idontditrhnk .. lol no |
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you are my fav... gooooDeeeel ----*LOL*---- |
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how do we get falito back? 1. we bang at computer screen and give up crying. 2. we ban everyone but falito so he has no choice but to come back crying. 3. we make a desperate poll about it and give up crying. 4. we don't. |
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Should the donations go toward WooferAttack taking English lessons? 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes |
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