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The rain that caused the flood was the first rainwater. Dinosaurs had never previously experienced rain and it triggered an instant physiological change in them (this is true and it has been shown that a similar thing happens to Gremlins if you get water on them). The dinosaurs all turned into organic rocket ships and blasted off to go and live on Mars. The smaller ones could only make it as far as the Moon, where they established a colony on the far side. As they only had a limited supply of oxygen, they learned how to dig through the Moon's crust and live inside. This they can do as the Moon is hollow and has a small sun burning right at its centre. The inside of the Moon has atmosphere just like Earth and its gravity is reversed by a non magnetic field so the dinos can walk around on the underside of the surface and not fall inwards to die a horrible death being burned up by the sun. This is all true as I read it in a book somewhere that I don't remember. Anyway - I have spoken to lots of scientists and they all agree with me and they say that evolution can't explain things anyway. I mean, why are naval ships usually painted grey when the sea is usually blue or green? Can't explain that by your so called evolution theory. Why do pigs taste of pork? Where does a candle flame go when you blow it out? Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Who was the second gunman on the grassy knoll? Who invented cheese? The Bible can answer all these questions and more. |
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controversial |
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ps: abortion and gay marriage |
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Is it me or is the wMw parasite infecting more hosts? It seems the weaker the specimen, the easier it is to gain complete control. |
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CUP |
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I think you forgot that the dinosaurs all turned into B52 bombers, not space ships. |
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what has the colour of ships got to do with evolution? why dont you dedicate your life to disproving evolution then publish the results? |
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Circumcision |
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once i read a serious creationist book and it's weird talk. it was about 15 interviews with specialists in diferent sciences. the biologist atacked the evolution, the geologist defended the diluvium, the archeologist found cities burnt by god's wrath. but the wickiest was the anthropologist who explained the origin of human races. it was racist. mock_belch should hide himself from this pandemy. guess where. |
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quite often they are fucking hilarious. the best creationist i have ever come across went something like 1) all cows are female 2) therefore thy cannot reproduce 3) therefore evolution is false. no fucking word of a lie. seriously. |
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incredible =P thank God He created bulls so cows can exist! but what on hell can explain oxen? |
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evolution is fake. i have proof: |
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didn't you or someone completely indistinguishable from and identical to you already make this thread? |
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evolution = proven (see fig.a below, primitive man) |
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evolution is true do you want to see my pokemans |
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obsiously |
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is evolution really as big a deal there as it is here? |
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evolution is more important in third- world countries like united kingdom. |
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You realise the moon is made of cheese, right? |
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i don't think evolution is limited to biological systems. computers designing computers to design computers, for example.. |
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and one day they will be more evoluted than man and war against us and suck our brain energy to sply theur beteries |
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Apes began eating entheogens and that is how humans came to develop. All that happened was the "thinking" threshold was spanned out, greatly. Physical traits changed as a result of this. Social habits, eating habits, sexual habits, etc. Spirituality is born. That is the only explanation. It is also, of course, my own personal opinion! It fits in with the story of creation that is seen in the Old Testament (Adam & Eve, the tree of knowldge, the tree of life, banishment) You could look at it in terms of Adam and Eve representing humans becoming so intelligent that we can therefore sin with "congizance". The realm of primitive, instinct-driven thinking was left and a new world of decision-based, theoretical, and scientific thinking was entered. A pomegranate falls out of the sky and lands in the lap of one Ape. He/she says; "Wow. I am hungry. I am going to eat this pomegranate." Now, the OTHER, EVOLVED ape picks the pomegranate fruit from his lap and asks, "MAN WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?" |
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We have 'evolution theory vs religion' discussions at work all the time, one of my co-workers responded to the theory of evolution with these words: "So, what? 2 monkey's had sex and a human came out?" |
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LOL |
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wut about irredusible complexitys |
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That's kind of like Terence McKenna's "stoned ape" theory. It sounds nice in writing but there are some problems with it. Also Terence McKenna was kind of kooky. |
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OK. No more vlog links please. Please stop showing people that you watch those things. The world has enough myspace and youtube personal voices without having to risk clicking on a vlog link on a website they know and trust. Please. |
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Oh yeah. I have indisputable proof that the world is flat, because the belief that it is round makes people want to take over other countries. |
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bam bam bam bam bam!!!!!!!! yooooHAAAAAAA |
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Evolution exists because Milli Vanilli were successfully created, which was evolutions single purpose. Also, dog_belch is a hideously stunning example of devolution. Now that evolution already achieved its goal, it's just kind of lumbering around; all of us were just necessary by products.. or perhaps it is starting over trying to brew the exact recipe for Milli Vanilli once again. |
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... bam BAM BBAAMM!!! <--- evolution exists |
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i like it because machines can also be spiritual components/beings too, because they are able to produce their own entheogens |
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hahahaha you pepople crakc me iup! |
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Haha. "if humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys" love it |
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milli vanilla sure knows how to suck a dick *blush* |
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the rebuttals are fantastic.. great post. |
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hot off the creationist press: "There is not enough mud on the sea floor. Off the coasts in the US and Canada, about 25 tonnes of mud travels into the ocean annually; of that, about 1 tonne travels to the centre of the earth, by passing through the tectonic plates on our oceans' bottom. If the world is as old as evolution places it as, our oceans should be nothing but mud, even in the deepest parts of the ocean. Therefore, the world could not be much beyond 10, 000 yrs old." 25 tonnes of mud a year for 4.5billion years over the whole ocean surface of the earth (361,126,400 km² apparently) gives you an overwhelming, ocean-filling 70 grams of mud per square metre. sure, nothing but mud there. |
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LOL |
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"Did you know that all bulls are males? How can these bulls mate to have more bulls? It's your funeral evolutionists. Admit evolution is a pathetic fantasy created by scientists because they can't accept God. Do you honestly believe, HONESTLY believe that one tiny cell had all the genetic material to make all living things on Earth?" |
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OH if i could, i'd post that eternal is proof that evolution is wrong. |
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is quite an entertaining read. [slightly off topic: is even more hilarious/worrying!] |
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The scrolling text on that creates a sort of optical illusion making the page go all wavy and morph around. |
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