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Crikic clenched the evil aura from the banshee and absorbed it into his being, releasing an inverted nightmare like freddy krouger style hands on the snuggle fabric softener bear. In an expanding wave, the Tyfs and the Nelda Tyfs began toppling over into slumber, their skull onions fragrant with a single Jaon larva each, each busted into oblivion with fluffy rainbow shards being misued as spatulas. He was completely omnipotent except for his second from smallest left toe. The light dripping and bouncing around in its own unseen thoughtspace entered his claws, now dripping with freshly chrummed brains. Meanwhile, the chiggers who were unaffected began eating the sleeping. Crikic was in the same realm of the god that neo-humanity created to create themselves and would use this opportunity to torture his creator with a toad's tongue. Riding on dodecahedrons, he tried to squash god but missed. Instead, he ripped gods spine out through the nostril and licked it clean. She used it to stir the batter of the universe and fed it to the hogs which farted in purples and beautiful springy tailed gore. Time was going in reverse and the farts were going back into the pigs, but since gravity continued to go forward everything was contorting into an exponentially increasing number of simultaneous dimensions. Crikicette hopped in one, & got the idea to tap into humanity as an exploitable source of energy, like so much wastefully disposed milk stolen from genetically humiliated cows. She would build things to torture themselves for her amusement, controlling them like water flowing downhill into whichever hell she desired. And it rained raisins and the yellow disappeared from the rainbows. On each of their heads was a suicide prevention helmet, and they all were reluctantly granted immortality Soon she would grant them a sixth and seventh sense for alternate torture channels. A banshee passed overhead and she put her invisible fists up and absorbed its power. |
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Air is the stuff that connects every living land creature together by their orifices. |
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everyone seems to be trying to kill themselves these days. everyone should be chained up and fed through an automatic drip to stop them killing themselves. |
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you totally plagiarized from the bottom of a junk email |
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*that |
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Remove testicles. Fill scrotum with bubblegum ice cream. Place testicles on top of ice cream. Douse with chocolate syrup. |
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God damn my posts are awesome. |
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You should edit and compile your best posts. Or even better: you should rewrite them as postmodern poetry and then send them to a book publisher. Go for it! |
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'Post modern', 'post, post past' and 'future' must all surely mean the same thing. Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal... ~Neil Gaiman |
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I have no idea what postmodern(ism) means. I just think it's a cool thing to say. Whenever I hear the phrase 'postmodern', I think of a Simpsons episode where Moe changes the interior and look of his tavern into a more 'modern' one. When asked by Homer what the purpose of this is, Moe points to a rabbit running in a hamster wheel connected to the ceiling, and says: 'It's pomo'. A rabbit running in a hamster wheel in the ceiling will forever be connected with postmodernism to me. |
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Maybe there's there's another constituent of time after future, but its too far ahead for us to detect: past, present, future, flugazoy Maybe if you get as far ahead as flugazoy, it has a path back to the past. |
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Why won't you marry me? |
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I must have the third diamond down from the left facing mermaid on Poseidon's sceptre for your wedding ring before I can agree to a contract of lifetime butt buddyism. |
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I low on lifes. :[ |
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