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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-02-12 14:36 [#02049281]
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post here


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-02-12 14:39 [#02049284]
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Knock knock..


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-02-12 14:41 [#02049285]
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"i love the aphex twins! that one guy can really shred on
come to daddy, and the singer's awesome too. how come all of
their other songs are all bleepy bloopy radiohead shit?"


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-02-12 14:47 [#02049289]
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"I met a couple of guys from the Aphex Twin at a party
last week."
Brett Easton Ellis, Glamorama, 1998.

I'm not sure if Brett was ignorant about Aphex, or the
character, uber-shallow hipster Victor Ward was meant to
look stupid.



 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-02-12 14:48 [#02049292]
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"I met a couple of guys from the Aphex Twin at a party
last week."

Brett Easton Ellis, Glamorama, 1998.

I'm not sure if Brett was ignorant about Aphex, or the
character, uber-shallow hipster Victor Ward was meant to
look stupid.



 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-02-12 14:50 [#02049294]
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I fucked the girl from the aphex twins and all I got was
this lousy t shirt


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-12 18:13 [#02049389]
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I liked The Aphex Twins, but they should drop that ginger
twat with the beard. When I saw them last semester, all he
dids was play about with a blender. And all I got was this
lousy smoothie.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 18:19 [#02049393]
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One of my Aphex CD's was scratched, so it started skipping,
it took me awhile to notice.

*ba*dum*dum*


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-12 18:22 [#02049395]
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Take that to the best jokes about venetian snares
thread.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 18:23 [#02049396]
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link pls.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-12 18:29 [#02049398]
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here


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-02-12 18:30 [#02049400]
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Fans abandoned Aphex Twin in droves when it was revealed
that the drummer was sleeping with the pianist.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-12 18:31 [#02049401]
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They have a good beat, I can dance to it.

all in all, I think they have a good beat.

I like them because they have a good beat. I'm never going
to deny that.

I’m no prude, and I actually like the songs because they
have a good beat.

I enjoyed a few songs by KC and the Sunshine Band - they
have a good beat.

COUNTRY SONGS ARE OKAY AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A GOOD BEAT!

If they have a good beat and lyrics, I like em. Nothing more
to it.

Fave Band:, varies with my mood, if they have a good beat I
will probably like them.

I listen to anything as long as they have a good beat.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2007-02-12 18:52 [#02049416]
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That'd be funny if they were all said in a row, one after
the other, in response to "do you like Aphex?"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-02-12 20:24 [#02049437]
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their beets are not fat enough.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-12 23:05 [#02049448]
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HOTTT SHOWBIZZ NEWS:

The Aphex Twins SPLIT UP!


 

offline YellowCalx from Hampton (United States) on 2007-02-13 19:46 [#02049803]
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'Yeah, I've listened to their music.'


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2007-02-13 19:51 [#02049804]
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he should make more lush melodies


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-13 22:03 [#02049823]
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