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offline Phone from Paris (France) on 2007-02-08 08:51 [#02047052]
Points: 215 Status: Lurker



I see so many silly posts on this forum, so I have a joke
from a very funny website! It is about the English
footballer, Beckham and Posh.

Posh Spice was driving home and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to the repair shop.

The shop owner saw who she was and decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
really hard and all the dents would pop out.

So, the thin-as-you-like popstrel went home, got down on her
hands and knees and started blowing into her tail pipe.
Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing
happened.

Floppy haired hacker Beckham, upon hearing the huffing and
puffing from outside the house, pulled a tracksuit over the
skimpy knickers and peep-hole bra he was wearing and went
into the courtyard.

“What are you doing?” Asked Becks.

Posh then told him how the repairman had instructed her to
blow in the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop
out.

Beckham, clearly shocked at Posh’s stupidity rolled his
eyes. “Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!”



 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 08:55 [#02047057]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



silence, i nuke you with my saulty soviet moon rocket.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 08:57 [#02047061]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



yeah leave the beckhams alone man, fucking hell, they get
enough shit in my opinion.


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 08:57 [#02047063]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



was joking, that sounded a bit arsey....


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-02-08 09:05 [#02047080]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



"I see so many silly posts on this forum, so I have a joke
from a very funny website! It is about the English
footballer, Beckham and Posh. "

can someone check if Phone is a dupe-account? If not he is
the genuine messageboard-Borat



 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-08 09:16 [#02047088]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



It just dawned on me that this guy is a dupe a/c of some
witless regular.

My guess is ebolawasher.



 

offline ebolawasher from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-02-08 09:26 [#02047102]
Points: 229 Status: Lurker



*titter titter*

It was a poor guess, I'll admit. You did fit the criteria,
though :-)


 


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