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just because i'm vile like that *dr. evil impersonation* damn funk, you're one thick mofo. relaaaaax. |
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also; TECHNO |
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I don't know if he willfully misunderstands everything or he is just that dense, either way he's the messageboard equivalent of working into a packed boardroom and breathing in a hot fart. |
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Please enlighten me as to what I misunderstand mr. all knowledgable... |
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But I guess now you'll accuse me of not understanding this. I guess that must be your strategy, talk nonsense, and then accuse me of not understanding it when I ask what the hell you're talking about. |
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I read decapitation and thought there'd be some terrorist video |
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whenever I fart and someone smells it it makes me blush they're sharing me |
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have your two brain halves been severed, by chance? |
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JAroen wants me killed! Guess he didn't appreciate me being in his country a few years ago! :( |
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he's gone different after returning to his island, that's for sure. |
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ho ho ho ho yeh i can still smell u lol |
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I'm sending you a bottled fart the next time I have a mind |
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i was just sitting in the bath.. got a cup to capture one, and inhale it in its full glory. it didnt smell that bad, really i guess your own farts often smell good-ish. |
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did you call his mom a gierige windkanker? |
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sometimes I wonder what evolutionary theorists make out of that! |
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don't you make me piss myself |
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I love. |
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Is that a question? Anyway, I may just pass the fart through a spectrometer and you can reproduce it. |
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Resultaten 1 - 10 van circa 652 voor fart "mass spectrometry" (0,39 seconden) According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the ability is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells. A++++ |
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did you see that thing about the people trying to create the worlds nastiest smell for "non-lethal warfare?" I think it must've been discovery channel or something, but they found that there wasn't any single smell that repelled people equally; there's no "natural" aversion to any particular smell. The did, however, find a smell that a large percentage of people seemed to dislike.. I can't remember if they gave out the formula (most likely not), but the reporter was close to throwing up after being subjected to it apparently. |
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I don't care what anyone says, I love myself! |
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Someone has to. On the more interesting subject of Farts--every time you break wind you are sharing the inside of your rectum: a lovely thought, ain't it? |
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are you able to separate the inside of your rectum from yourself? |
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After certain meals, I'm forced to. |
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Just out of curiosity: how many depreciation threads have been there in the past? Are we threading new territory here, or could i go back to sleep? |
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he's been trolling recently |
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funkmaster's my man! |
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"mistakes" |
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