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offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-24 04:00 [#02037215]
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just got back from friends place. made home made ham
burgers.
first one had 2 beef patties. the second one had 3 beef
patties.
we worked it out that we each had about half a kilo of meat
each.
..and now. i'm dying. death by burger.

peace out *drops dead*


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-24 04:01 [#02037216]
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what the fuck is a pattie?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-24 04:01 [#02037217]
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HAHA Sounds so good. x( I haven't had a burger in....3
months? Ughh..


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2007-01-24 04:03 [#02037218]
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A "layer" of meat? Big Mac has two patties?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-24 04:06 [#02037221]
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huh, i always thought that was called beef. hence beef
burger and not pattie burger.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-24 04:07 [#02037222]
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BATTUR'D BURGAH


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-24 04:53 [#02037237]
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only half a kilo?

If I eat beef I eat more than half a kilo, and I'm still
skinny as a starved dog


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-24 08:49 [#02037334]
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its not often i work out how much beef i eat, but i'm pretty
sure what i ate today was more than what i'd normally eat (i
too am somewhat skinny).

hah yeah. patty is layer of meat or something. i think it
normally has other ingredients so it stays in the correct
shape, but im not patty a expert.. so i dont know if it
requires these other ingredients in order for the meat to be
called a patty.

swift_jams, have you gone vegetarian or something? if not,
i'd recommend a burger. not because i am some weird burger
loving bastard, but because the x( and the Ughh really
suggest you want a burger.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-01-24 09:04 [#02037339]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



i enjoy meat less and less these dayz!!! Unless its a state
of the art piece of veaL, or an exquisit spicey chicken,
even some delicate frog legs... i prefer fish, shrimps,
and all that! it feels healthier!!!


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-24 09:12 [#02037351]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



"death by bugger"


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-24 09:14 [#02037353]
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I really hope that isn't the spark for a ton of
disgusting pictures featuring horses & people.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-24 09:28 [#02037365]
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i don't have any myself. i can find some if you want


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-01-24 11:18 [#02037495]
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Maybe you should steal your parents car and drive 300 miles
to get one. Then book into a hotel and post about it here.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-28 23:25 [#02088496]
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Doom 2: Hell on Earth


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-28 23:26 [#02088497]
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i thought you were supposed to be dead.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-05-29 00:40 [#02088509]
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Once a year or so I get a particular depression which is
accompanied by some delusion that it can be cured with a big
bag of doritos, which I eat half of immediately, and then
want to vomit for a day. I'm there now, and maybe I really
should go pay teh toilets.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-29 01:05 [#02088515]
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Just go in xltronic. It's an unflushed toilet already.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-05-29 01:11 [#02088516]
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what do I wipe with? qrter is gone.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-05-29 01:16 [#02088520]
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I don't like meat.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-05-29 01:25 [#02088524]
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except cocks, you mean.

Some vegetarian cuisines are really nice, for instance south
indian food. American vegetarian food is a complete
joke--they just take MEAT recipes, and provide substitutes
for the dead animal. how is that supposed to taste good?

also, what a complex.

anyway,

south indian food = the best


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-05-29 01:44 [#02088529]
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"except cocks, you mean."

No, that's the exclusion I was making, but I suppose you
knew that. I like a steak every now and then. It's the only
food that digests well for me. And it feels good exercising
afterward.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-29 01:47 [#02088530]
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cat


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-05-29 03:12 [#02088554]
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haha. i remember that day. felt so sick.
i love random dorito + dip cravings, tho i wouldnt say they
come from depression.

optimus prime. stop taking my posts too seriously. it makes
me look stupid, and as a result, gives lando a bad image.
i'm probably the reason the star wars prequals sucked so
much ass : |


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-05-29 03:32 [#02088559]
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i stopped eating red meat for new years and felt great, but
ive broken down and now i just eat very little red meat, a
little something every couple weeks or so.

i like moderation.


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-05-29 13:54 [#02088681]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker



hehe


 

offline freqy on 2007-05-29 14:11 [#02088686]
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"Unless its a state
of the art piece of veaL"

sick piece of shit! nazi cunt!



 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-05-29 14:21 [#02088687]
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yeah um, veal's gross.

really really fucking gross.

apparently the animal's quality of life is inversly
proportional to the taste of its meat.

prolly while humans taste so good.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-29 14:59 [#02088690]
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i could go for a death burger right about now.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2007-05-29 16:21 [#02088717]
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why do you feel it necessary to remind everyone in almost
all of your posts that you're a lesbian?


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2007-05-29 16:29 [#02088719]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular | Followup to SValx: #02088717



Hah, I noticed too. Hey, she's a woman and also a lesbian,
wonderful.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-05-29 16:30 [#02088721]
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Because her lesbianism is only for effect, I imagine.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2007-05-29 16:30 [#02088722]
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someone give her a medal


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-05-29 17:43 [#02088758]
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Wow. Sounds like you have a real problem or something. I
really think my posts that even vaguely hint at lesbianism
in general or my own just stick out for you for some reason.
I don't think I mention it that much, but fine, I'll stop
mentioning it for your benifit, missy.



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-05-29 17:47 [#02088763]
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Do you enjoy sliding your tongue along a lady's pussy lips,
up towards the clit, then downwards to dip into the pussy
itself?

Or are you a Lesbian?


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-05-29 17:50 [#02088767]
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Post your pic. Hot, girly lesbians are more than welcome,
but if you have even the slightest hint that you're packing
both the X and the Y chromosome, then you can GTFO.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-05-29 17:51 [#02088768]
Points: 1970 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02088763



Was that meant as a followup to SValx?


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-05-29 17:53 [#02088769]
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Yeah, bend to the will of a bunch of horny, desperate men.
Fuck yourself.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-05-29 17:55 [#02088771]
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Oh go scissor yourself, sister.


 

offline freqy on 2007-05-29 17:56 [#02088772]
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when i was a young kid i thought lesbian was a german
village.



 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-29 18:03 [#02088774]
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when i was a kid i thought lesbians were girls and not angry
chewbaccas with mohawks.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2007-05-29 18:11 [#02088778]
Points: 1970 Status: Lurker | Followup to Brisk: #02088767



Brisk - You know that there are women with both X and Y
chromosomes, right? Sorry about the crass language, too. I'm
a little cranky and should be out doing stuff.

optimus prime - Oh god, that's not some kind of gibe or
insinuation is it?



 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-29 18:52 [#02088789]
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it was a general observation. most lesbians i come across
are either really hairy or fat and bald, always angry about
something. the best thing about lesbians is that they try to
be as much like the sex they hate as they possibly can.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-05-29 19:42 [#02088799]
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Don't worry - Lesbians on the internet are always hot,
blonde, cute, and horny.


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-29 19:47 [#02088802]
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really? i thought they were men.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-05-29 19:48 [#02088803]
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Well... it's 50/50 I guess... it's the chance you take.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-05-30 00:40 [#02088861]
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Yes. They're called butch lesbians. Disgusting creatures.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-05-30 04:46 [#02088892]
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Why do these butch lesbians hate men so much? Is this proof
that homosexuality is down to childhood trauma. ie. not, or
as well as, genetic? You never hear of gay men hating women,
is this because their dads left them when they were kids so
they grew up with their lovely mummy, whereas women hardly
ever desert their babies, so in a butch lesbian's case
something must have happened to make them turn on men.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2007-05-30 06:32 [#02088927]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



You're all awful people.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2007-05-30 06:44 [#02088928]
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how did this come to be?


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2007-05-30 08:10 [#02088934]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker



mom's makin' pancakes today. mmm-mmm!


 


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