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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:04 [#02035368]
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before you think about it too consciously, how is your tongue positioned in your mouth right now? Flat against the top roof of your mouth, or not touching the roof at all? Where is the tip of it?
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 22:10 [#02035369]
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Flat against the top, the tip pressed against the top row of teeth--and not just resting there; there is some force behind it. There is also a small pool of saliva on top of the tongue toward the back of the throat. I just swallowed it. It felt... cooler than body temperature. Underneath the tongue, where the gross looking part is, is a small bubble.
Hope this was helpful.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:19 [#02035370]
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Was it like pressed tight against the roof of your mouth, possibly even making a sort of vacuum, or was there any space in between for saliva towards the front (or was only the front part pushed against the roof of your mouth, thus leaving room for said saliva pool toward the back). Thank you for participating.
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 22:32 [#02035371]
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It was, indeed, pressed tightly against the roof of the mouth, but it was not making any sort of vacuum. There was no space at all for saliva towards the front. The front part of the tongue was pressed firmly against the teeth, and the top of the tongue was pressed against the roof of the mouth as far back as possible. I have tried, and I am unable to press the back of my tongue against the top of my mouth. Maybe this is because the top of my mouth ends sometime before the back of my tongue begins, or it may be because of some far more sinister and unknown reason. At any rate, I believe it is because of this that the saliva pooled upon the back of the tongue. I have attached a picture of the gross part of my tongue, with the hopes that you may find it interesting.
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zero-cool
on 2007-01-20 22:45 [#02035374]
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HOT
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:55 [#02035376]
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Are you a real human being? I have heard of these things but this is the first time I've seen one. I almost took a picture of me looking all fucked up with insanity crying in the mirror like normal but chose visual anonymininonyty.
My tongue doesn't produce saliva or something. I shall try your expert tongue techniques and see if I can decrease my tongue fungus.
Yours truly, Yourstruly
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2007-01-20 23:04 [#02035377]
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resting at front about where my upper teeth meet the roof of my mouth, not touching anywhere else. my mouth is a little bit dry from onr or twr substances. cabaret voltaire mix-up is very good.
Sending image with 1 photon
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 23:14 [#02035379]
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I am no more real than anything else is. The object you see in the photo is what is known as a mouth. Now, the lighter coloured things that round the parameter of the gross--those are called teeth. As you can see, I have several. There is another row of teeth that grow down from the upper ceiling of the mouth. All of this is surrounded by fur. The photo shows slightly less than the extent of my head, which tapers off moderately above the top row of teeth. In the top of the head are what look like several wooden doors, but are, in fact, not doors at all, but drawers. These are what is often referred to as 1st drawer, 2nd drawer, etc. These drawers contain various items. For example, 16th drawer is where the bugs live. At the top of these drawers are two large horn-like alabaster-coloured protrusions. I carefully balance myself upon these and rock to and fro in order to move. The rest of the head is covered in thick fur. If you can paoiuerpowiaf;jnfd apoieopiu al;dlleiueoiuo anddndue alpoeupeoieuoie ;ajlpoueee...
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:26 [#02035381]
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Initially this information was shocking, scary and disturbing but now I feel enlightened and more in tune with this species I supposedly belong to. My drawer is stuck; all well.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:32 [#02035382]
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If I made that I'd be all like, hey I stored an entire picture on one photon using absurd quantum mechanic principles nobody understands... now all we have to do is FIND that one photon. It should be somewhere in your catchers mit jim. I think it might have gone through sir; it was so small and fast. Oh yeah, those damn things move at the speed of light. Maybe we can slow it down if we aim it towards some jello. but how will we find it since it is so small. I don't know fuck science.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-20 23:37 [#02035383]
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front of the tongue flat against the alveolar ridge.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:47 [#02035385]
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penis mouth boy
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 23:48 [#02035386]
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Picard: Lt. Worf, what are you doing out there?
Lt. Worf: I'm recording something on this photon, sir.
Picard: What are you recording?
Lt. Worf: I'm recording "Worf", sir.
Picard: Why?
Lt. Worf: It's a cunning plan actually.
Picard: Of course it is.
Lt. Worf: You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a photon torpedo with your name on it?
Picard: Yes?
Lt. Worf: Well, I thought if I owned the photon with my name on it, I'd never get hit by it, 'cos I won't ever shoot myself.
Picard: Oh, shame.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 00:00 [#02035388]
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Statler: You know, they are calling this post a runaway hit.
Waldorf: Yeah, whenever you read it, you want to run away! Together: Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha!
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-01-21 00:41 [#02035391]
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guys, wait...
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 01:06 [#02035400]
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Tongues on english muffins topped with homer simpsons gouged out eyes served with potatoes and ONE bell pepper slice. That's allll fancy.. you even have a "table". I just use an empty 18 count egg carton for my table. And I don't have any containers for liquid; I just drink out of the cartons and gallon jugs. I did break down and buy some metal utensils though; it was a good investment.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-21 03:53 [#02035417]
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a bit retracted resting on the bottom
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:58 [#02035419]
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On the bottom? You seem to be in the minority here you freaking weirdo.
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nacmat
on 2007-01-21 04:29 [#02035426]
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laying in the lower part of my mouth
the end is not even touching my teeth, but in its sides it touches them
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horselover
from VALIS (Finland) on 2007-01-21 04:57 [#02035436]
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i had a spoon in my mouth and my tongue wasn't touching anything!
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2007-01-21 05:38 [#02035452]
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touching my front teef
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2007-01-21 05:43 [#02035455]
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on the bottom, touching my lower front teeth just a little bit. jaws arent closed, slight space between upper and lower teeth. mouth closed however.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-01-21 10:35 [#02035553]
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if only there was such things as smell-o-vision!
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-21 11:14 [#02035565]
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disgusting
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 11:22 [#02035569]
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so unhealthy.
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-21 11:26 [#02035570]
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Mine is EXACTLY like that as well. My dentist says that my teeth are near perfect, so it's probably a good thing.
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 11:27 [#02035571]
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Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercing, sixteen places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle. Five in each ear. One through the nipple on my left breast. One through my right nostril. One through my left eyebrow. One through my lip. One in my clit. And I wear a stud in my tongue.
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It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2007-01-21 13:20 [#02035613]
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It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio cunilingus.
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trentee
from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 14:12 [#02035641]
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The script says: FELLATIO.
Plain & simple.
offtopic: damn, I love Gwen Stefani.
Yolle-yo-leyyo-loooo!!!
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