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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:04 [#02035368]
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 before you think about it too consciously, how is your  tongue positioned in your mouth right now? Flat against the  top roof of your mouth, or not touching the roof at all?  Where is the tip of it? 
 
  
         
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           -V-
             from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 22:10 [#02035369]
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Flat against the top, the tip pressed against the top row of  teeth--and not just resting there; there is some force  behind it. There is also a small pool of saliva on top of  the tongue toward the back of the throat. I just swallowed  it. It felt... cooler than body temperature. Underneath the  tongue, where the gross looking part is, is a small bubble.
 
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:19 [#02035370]
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Was it like pressed tight against the roof of your mouth,  possibly even making a sort of vacuum, or was there any  space in between for saliva towards the front (or was only  the front part pushed against the roof of your mouth, thus  leaving room for said saliva pool toward the back). Thank  you for participating. 
 
  
         
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           -V-
             from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 22:32 [#02035371]
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It was, indeed, pressed tightly against the roof of the  mouth, but it was not making any sort of vacuum. There was  no space at all for saliva towards the front. The front part  of the tongue was pressed firmly against the teeth, and the  top of the tongue was pressed against the roof of the mouth  as far back as possible. I have tried, and I am unable to  press the back of my tongue against the top of my mouth.  Maybe this is because the top of my mouth ends sometime  before the back of my tongue begins, or it may be because of  some far more sinister and unknown reason. At any rate, I  believe it is because of this that the saliva pooled upon  the back of the tongue. I have attached a picture of the  gross part of my tongue, with the hopes that you may find it  interesting. 
 
  
         
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           zero-cool
             on 2007-01-20 22:45 [#02035374]
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HOT
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 22:55 [#02035376]
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Are you a real human being? I have heard of these things but  this is the first time I've seen one. I almost took a  picture of me looking all fucked up with insanity crying in  the mirror like normal but chose visual anonymininonyty.
  My tongue doesn't produce saliva or something. I shall try  your expert tongue techniques and see if I can decrease my  tongue fungus. 
 
  Yours truly, Yourstruly
 
  
         
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           mappatazee
             from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2007-01-20 23:04 [#02035377]
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resting at front about where my upper teeth meet the roof of  my mouth, not touching anywhere else.  my mouth is a little  bit dry from onr or twr substances.  cabaret voltaire mix-up  is very good.
 
  Sending image with 1 photon
 
 
  
         
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           -V-
             from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 23:14 [#02035379]
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I am no more real than anything else is. The object you see  in the photo is what is known as a mouth. Now, the  lighter coloured things that round the parameter of the  gross--those are called teeth. As you can see, I have  several. There is another row of teeth that grow down from  the upper ceiling of the mouth. All of this is surrounded by  fur. The photo shows slightly less than the extent of my  head, which tapers off moderately above the top row of  teeth. In the top of the head are what look like several  wooden doors, but are, in fact, not doors at all, but  drawers. These are what is often referred to as 1st  drawer, 2nd drawer, etc. These drawers contain various  items. For example, 16th drawer is where the bugs live. At  the top of these drawers are two large horn-like  alabaster-coloured protrusions. I carefully balance myself  upon these and rock to and fro in order to move. The rest of  the head is covered in thick fur. If you can  paoiuerpowiaf;jnfd apoieopiu al;dlleiueoiuo anddndue  alpoeupeoieuoie ;ajlpoueee... 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:26 [#02035381]
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Initially this information was shocking, scary and  disturbing but now I feel enlightened and more in tune with  this species I supposedly belong to. My drawer is stuck; all  well. 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:32 [#02035382]
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If I made that I'd be all like, hey I stored an entire  picture on one photon using absurd quantum mechanic  principles nobody understands... now all we have to do is  FIND that one photon. It should be somewhere in your  catchers mit jim. I think it might have gone through sir; it  was so small and fast. Oh yeah, those damn things move at  the speed of light. Maybe we can slow it down if we aim it  towards some jello. but how will we find it since it is so  small. I don't know fuck science. 
 
  
         
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           redrum
             from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-20 23:37 [#02035383]
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front of the tongue flat against the alveolar ridge.
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-20 23:47 [#02035385]
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penis mouth boy
 
  
         
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           -V-
             from Ensenada Drive on 2007-01-20 23:48 [#02035386]
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Picard: Lt. Worf, what are you doing out there?
  Lt. Worf: I'm recording something on this photon, sir.
  Picard: What are you recording?
  Lt. Worf: I'm recording "Worf", sir.
  Picard: Why?
  Lt. Worf: It's a cunning plan actually.
  Picard: Of course it is.
  Lt. Worf: You see, you know they say that somewhere there's  a photon torpedo with your name on it?
 
  Picard: Yes?
  Lt. Worf: Well, I thought if I owned the photon with my name  on it, I'd never get hit by it, 'cos I won't ever shoot  myself.
 
  Picard:  Oh, shame.
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 00:00 [#02035388]
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Statler: You know, they are calling this post a runaway  hit.
  Waldorf: Yeah, whenever you read it, you want to run away! Together: Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha!
 
  
         
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           Wolfslice
             from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2007-01-21 00:41 [#02035391]
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guys, wait...
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 01:06 [#02035400]
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Tongues on english muffins topped with homer simpsons gouged  out eyes served with potatoes and ONE bell pepper slice.  That's allll fancy.. you even have a "table". I just use an  empty 18 count egg carton for my table. And I don't have any  containers for liquid; I just drink out of the cartons and  gallon jugs. I did break down and buy some metal utensils  though; it was a good investment. 
 
  
         
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           Drunken Mastah
             from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-21 03:53 [#02035417]
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a bit retracted resting on the bottom
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-21 03:58 [#02035419]
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On the bottom? You seem to be in the minority here  you freaking weirdo. 
 
  
         
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           nacmat
             on 2007-01-21 04:29 [#02035426]
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laying in the lower part of my mouth
  the end is not even touching my teeth, but in its sides it  touches them 
 
  
         
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           horselover
             from VALIS (Finland) on 2007-01-21 04:57 [#02035436]
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i had a spoon in my mouth and my tongue wasn't touching  anything! 
 
  
         
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           i_x_ten
             from arsemuncher on 2007-01-21 05:38 [#02035452]
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touching my front teef
 
  
         
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           JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2007-01-21 05:43 [#02035455]
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on the bottom, touching my lower front teeth just a little  bit. jaws arent closed, slight space between upper and lower  teeth. mouth closed however. 
 
  
         
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           EVOL
             from a long time ago on 2007-01-21 10:35 [#02035553]
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if only there was such things as smell-o-vision!
 
  
         
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           redrum
             from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-21 11:14 [#02035565]
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           trentee
             from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 11:22 [#02035569]
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           DirtyPriest
             from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-21 11:26 [#02035570]
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Mine is EXACTLY like that as well. My dentist says that my  teeth are near perfect, so it's probably a good thing. 
 
  
         
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           trentee
             from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 11:27 [#02035571]
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                         Forget that gun.  That gun goes                        against the entire idea behind                        piercing.  All of my piercing,                        sixteen places on my body, every                        one of 'em done with a needle.                        Five in each ear.  One through the                        nipple on my left breast.  One                        through my right nostril.  One                        through my left eyebrow.  One                        through my lip.  One in my clit.                        And I wear a stud in my tongue.
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    It's a sex thing.  It helps                        fellatio.
 
 
  
         
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           EVOL
             from a long time ago on 2007-01-21 13:20 [#02035613]
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It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio  cunilingus.   
 
  
         
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           trentee
             from Berlin (Germany) on 2007-01-21 14:12 [#02035641]
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The script says: FELLATIO.
  Plain & simple.
  offtopic: damn, I love Gwen Stefani.
  Yolle-yo-leyyo-loooo!!!
 
  
         
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