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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 17:49 [#02030034]
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can i remix a Grinning Ape tune? if so which one? THANKS IN
ADVANCE!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 18:09 [#02030044]
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no.love.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:13 [#02030047]
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I've just had the police called out on me for the second
time in two months. That's what you get for telling your
neighbours they can't build over your property, then when
the refuse to listen, you repeatedly call them a cunt AND
they don't know quite what it is your saying despite the
intention being clear enough to warrant... calling the
police.

Hey, those awful tracks in full
The Greatest Ape y mas! Mucho MAS!!!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:17 [#02030052]
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Apart from any tracks which are labelled "sts_" something as
they belong to the mighty, and I mean mighty, Stephanie Tanner Suprise


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:32 [#02030058]
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I hate being in this country, I might as well spill it out
here. I'm thinking very seriously of relocating back to dear
old England. Probably not London, to be fair, but maybe
Cornwall. Or Bristol. .. Oxford? There's a reason this is
called the Third World, and it's not because the people are
all that fucking clever.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-10 18:34 [#02030059]
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I can't grasp why you moved there in the first place.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:35 [#02030060]
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My wife.... my wife. Plus I thought that "it was funny".


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 18:36 [#02030062]
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your wife is moinoid/


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:37 [#02030064]
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Now you are asking for it, you little bum bandit.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-01-10 18:37 [#02030065]
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in england neighbours are often cunts also, i think its a
tradition


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-10 18:38 [#02030066]
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If she's willing to move to a civilized place, go for it.
Thats my 2 cents.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 18:39 [#02030069]
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i only have eyes for dog_belch bum


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:40 [#02030071]
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I know, I've gone over this... I know I'll never be happy...
I'm a rich person in a poor person's body, I want it all but
I'm not prepared to work for it, wherever I go there'll be
something to fucking moan about... but this place is too
much. So for all my self aggrandising, I am living in the
shit that I deserve, so take solace in that. FUCK.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-01-10 18:40 [#02030072]
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Move to England, drink less and start excersising, and
observe how your overall happyness will increase with 300%.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 18:41 [#02030073]
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i don't get it why someone would want to move back to uk..


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 18:42 [#02030074]
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because its better than the shithole backwater you live in?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 18:42 [#02030075]
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i doubt it


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 18:44 [#02030077]
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i suppose some places in cornwall or scotland would be nice
though.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 18:46 [#02030079]
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Up until a couple of months ago I'd have agreed but now...
pffffffffffff.. I don't know what to think anymore, at least
you can get on in tht UK, god fucking knows what I'd ever do
in this hole, sit here like a twat being "funny" on XLT
until I died.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 18:48 [#02030081]
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I'm thinking of moving to Cornwall. Especially for the
climate. I don't know how many more North Scotland winters I
can endure.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 18:48 [#02030082]
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it is a bit remote i guess..if you were 60 it would be
different maybe. but old europe is where it's at.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 18:49 [#02030084]
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You should move to Hungary. That's a nice place.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-10 18:50 [#02030085]
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haha


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 18:51 [#02030087]
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I don't need to move to Hungary, I already work with 5 of
them. (and rising).


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 18:53 [#02030093]
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yeah move to padstow. you'd fit in well with the local
traditions there.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 18:54 [#02030095]
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Aren't they friendly? The people are quite friendly in the
village i go to sometimes. Apart from when they find out
you're half English. Budapest is a very nice city, and has
some very bizarre clubs (I mean things straight out of a
Lynch movie) if you're in the right/wrong place at the
right/wrong time.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 18:56 [#02030097]
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Yep, I get on very well with them. Plus, they teach me bits
of Hungarian which they find terribly amusing. Well, I
always say "Choomie" (don't know how it's spelt - it's
"hello/goodbye") whenever they are leaving.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 18:57 [#02030098]
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they're probably taking the piss


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 18:58 [#02030100]
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Not everyone is such a prick as you.


 

offline OK on 2007-01-10 18:59 [#02030103]
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haha and u didn't believe me when i said you are slowly
morphing into monoid.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:00 [#02030105]
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wow i only went away for to call my girlfriend a cunt
repeatedly for 45 minutes and this blossomed!

i shall look at these tracks tomorrow.

dont come back to england dog_belch im sure where you are
(chile?) at least you wont get thwarted by beauracracy (sp?)
at EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TURN. just try setting up a record
label and shop devoted to 'library' or 'mood' music. its a
complete nightmare. ill be moving to my sisters place in sri
lanka in 2008. any advice on coping with the third world
move?

also i cant belive my girlfriend took it for that
long...


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 19:00 [#02030108]
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oh come on.... sigh


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 19:02 [#02030109]
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Funnily enough, I also work with about 4 or 5 Sri Lankans.
Are you sure you want to move there, Maran tells me some
pretty crazy stories. Still a lot of civil unrest there.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 19:02 [#02030110]
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My advice? Never anything fucking ever.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:04 [#02030111]
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Somebody here should add some MAD BEATS to The Rite Of
Spring. Now that would be an exciting remix. If you ever
haven't got the self-will to shout at someone who deserves
it, or to go into work, I recommend putting that Stravinsky
piece on and going "grrr" and whipping yourself into an
energetic rage. It's good for progress.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:05 [#02030113]
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i bloody well wouldnt if it wasnt for my sister. her and her
husband are building a big house and bakery as hes a chef
(for tourists. the diet there is rice based apparently) as
well as 5 small holiday villas. one of those is where i
shall live although i suspect it may only be for the six
nicest months of the year. the other six i shall spend at my
parents living 'the good life' (they are hippies).


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:05 [#02030114]
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repeat ad infinitum


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 19:06 [#02030115]
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I kind of whipped myself into that frame of mind, simply by
supplanting "The Rite of Spring" with 8 cans of Heineken.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:06 [#02030116]
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hahaha is it really that bad? i mean really?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 19:07 [#02030117]
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Are Sri Lankan laws anything like India's? I had a friend
who married an Indian girl and moved to India and built a
guest-house. However, it was taken away from him by
bureaucrats - something to do with land-ownership.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:11 [#02030123]
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bascially all their stuff has been built on good faith due
to the fact they were in sri lanka during the tsunami and
saved six natives lives. they also sent over a load of nike
trainers and levis and DVD players and shit afterwards as
bribery to make sure thered be no fuck ups. no bureaucrats
yet... brand names are a valid economy over there it appears


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 19:12 [#02030124]
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I can't begin to describe. It's a shame, a combination of
self deceit, wishful thinking and a lack of planning. I'm no
fucking eco tourist, fuck this nature shit.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-01-10 19:13 [#02030127]
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haha! heineken! i knew you were a panzy all along hahahahah


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:13 [#02030128]
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come back to us in england...

you can get a new wife! and if not you can always go gay
without fear of ritual burning!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 19:14 [#02030130]
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It's export strength you fucking pansy landlord.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 19:16 [#02030134]
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I was thinking about going gay, just as an option, it would
solve a lot of problems and you'd never be without cock..
it's a shame heterosexuality doesn't work the same way,
least not for me, but you have to go with the breaks.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:16 [#02030135]
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Nothing better then a good old bottle of port or baileys!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 19:19 [#02030137]
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yes cock on demand. even if youre not fully in to it
thats still a shedload of decent blowjobs.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 19:20 [#02030138]
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Well, exactly, statistically it's worth, surely, the arse
ache.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-10 19:22 [#02030143]
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You can be a top instead of a bottom - that way
you'll only have a smelly cock rather than a sore bumhole.


 


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