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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-01-10 12:17 [#02029860]
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He's eleven now and what's worring me is that he's started to act like a fag. He has this whiny lisp when he speaks, has limp wrists, plays with fucken Barbie dolls, reads books and has no interest in sports whatsoever. I tryed to sign him up for the local little league baseball team, but he just starts complaining that the other boys pick on him. I tryed to teach him to fight but he says he "abhors violence" I told him to stop the fag talk and smacked him upside the head. Maybe I haven't been beating him hard enough. My wife Ethel says I'm too hard on him, but a child's gotta learn. I don't want him to end up sucking dicks in some godforsaken alleyway, infested with the AIDS. He's going off to army cadets as soon as he's old enough, that should straighten the little fucker out.
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2007-01-10 12:26 [#02029862]
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what are you, American?
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 12:27 [#02029864]
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monoid
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 12:28 [#02029865]
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You're doing a good job of being as tirelessly "internet" as Monoid, who I thought had sewn up the whole copy and pasting of blog and messageboard posts without giving his sources schtick.
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 12:32 [#02029867]
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word.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-01-10 12:32 [#02029868]
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This is my REAL LIFE.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 12:34 [#02029870]
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go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2007-01-10 12:46 [#02029875]
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WHAT THE fucking BEAT the shit out of the faggot!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 13:01 [#02029885]
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Just sexually molest him, and try to keep telling yourself that you're not a fag either.
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