dog_belch strikes back | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (2)
recycle
belb
...and 328 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614103
Today 16
Topics 127542
  
 
Messageboard index | Topic is closed
dog_belch strikes back
 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2007-01-09 19:01 [#02029391]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



the appreciation thread... show your love :)


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-09 19:03 [#02029394]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



that mac thread is a regular laugh a minute thanks to
himself and brisk.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 19:03 [#02029395]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker



What he said about me in my very own appreciation thread I
now reciprocate.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-09 19:05 [#02029396]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



dog_belch is made of that stuff that women sometimes produce


 

offline staz on 2007-01-09 19:07 [#02029399]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



i once tried to write dog_belch into the script of the next
bond movie as james bond's doppelganger. it actually
succeeded, but he was on a legendary 3 month bender and
couldn't come over for the shoot as he had pissed all over
the electronics setup of some trading card convention and
had to do civil service work for close to 2 years.


 

offline RussellDust on 2007-01-09 19:11 [#02029402]
Points: 16078 Status: Regular



he's well soft and i'm sure he thanks the net for letting
him vent without being pointed at by a little girl
desperately holding on to her mummy all scared.
mind you that sort of happens here as well.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 19:46 [#02029419]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



I should start whinning about new Apple products, and then
maybe I'd get a thread dedicated to me like this one!


 

offline Akira from out of space on 2007-01-09 19:49 [#02029421]
Points: 185 Status: Lurker | Followup to Chihiro: #02029391



man!!! you're a fucking poofter!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 19:52 [#02029423]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Akira: #02029421 | Show recordbag



why is your name akira and your avatar tetsuo?


Attached picture

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 19:53 [#02029424]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029419



You'll never get one because you're a faceless piece of shit
with absolutely nothing to contribute. You have the
intelligence of a cardboard box combined with the wit of a
buck-toothed goat. Kill yourself, you soulless waste of
space.

(c) The Ghost of Bill Hicks


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 19:54 [#02029426]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



ah balls


Attached picture

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 19:55 [#02029428]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to Indeksical: #02029426



ha, that looks like me as a boy!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 19:58 [#02029430]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to marlowe: #02029428 | Show recordbag



did you have psychokinetic powers that were developed
through a military finded research project? were you the
cause of world war 3?



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 19:59 [#02029431]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to Indeksical: #02029430



Yes; yes I was. Sorry about that :S


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 20:01 [#02029433]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



tut tut...

oh yeh also HALLO dog_belch you bitter shit. keep it up.


 

offline Akira from out of space on 2007-01-09 20:02 [#02029434]
Points: 185 Status: Lurker | Followup to Indeksical: #02029423



'cause i liked that picture... oops, the pic you wanted to
show didnt come through. shame


 

offline staz on 2007-01-09 20:05 [#02029437]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular | Followup to marlowe: #02029424



I don't think Bill Hicks would formulate it so clumsily. Not
even his ghost!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 20:07 [#02029438]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Akira: #02029434 | Show recordbag



i know i had to post again. SILLY ME! its there though.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:07 [#02029439]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029424



Heh, yeah you're cool, that you can insult people on a
message board. Get a life you piece of shit asswipe!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:08 [#02029440]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029424



make sure you to bring your daughter to this website, so she
can see how much of a man her father is!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 20:08 [#02029441]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



this thread is full of negativity. really living up to its
namesake.


 

offline Akira from out of space on 2007-01-09 20:11 [#02029442]
Points: 185 Status: Lurker



love dog belch!

here indeksical... that's Akira for ya


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 20:14 [#02029445]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029440



I wouldn't in case people like you infected her with their
moronic outpourings. She dribbles enough, thank you.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:19 [#02029451]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029445



Lol, it's people like you and your little clique of friends
who've ruined this message board. How many flame posts have
you made on this site, insulting countless people who've
probably quit posting here because of your idiocy. Just that
fact alone is pretty retarded, that you'd feel the need to
be an asshole to people you've never met on a message board.
I guess you probably feel empowered, because no one has to
look you in your pathetic face. If they did you'd probably
cower in the corner like the pussy you are. So yeah, I
repeat, get a life loser!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 20:21 [#02029453]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Akira: #02029442 | Show recordbag



thats not akira thats tetsuo losing control of his powers.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 20:21 [#02029455]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



my god im sad.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 20:23 [#02029457]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029451



haha, how old are you? You'll notice that I'm perfectly
pleasant to other users of this messageboard, even whilst in
disagreement -- it's only when someone so utterly
irredeemably cretinous as yourself comes bumbling in that
another part of me is triggered.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-09 20:24 [#02029459]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



Heh, yeah you're cool, that you can insult people on a
message board. Get a life you piece of shit asswipe!


This is why dog_belch is a fucking xlegend


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 20:24 [#02029460]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to Indeksical: #02029455



Don't worry man - in the future, that kind of vital
knowledge could be used to great profit in any number of
quiz shows ;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:28 [#02029464]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029457



I don't even think I said anything to you as an attack or
anything, so you sure do seem a bit mentally or emotionally
unstable. Maybe I should ask you the same thing about you're
age, because by the way you act sometimes you seem like
you're 12 or something. But then I remember you have a
daughter (God help her) so I realize that wouldn't be
possible.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:30 [#02029466]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



Ok I know, I think I disagreed with your point of view in
the Madonna thread. Guess you can't handle differing views.
Wow, how mature of you!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 20:30 [#02029467]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029464



I'm a very good father you impotent prick, don't ever
bring my baby into conversation again you worthless maggot.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:31 [#02029468]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029467



Hey, you're the one who started with the personal attacks,
so if you're gonna go there it's fair game.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 20:35 [#02029472]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029466



You didn't just disagree, you basically said it was OK for
some trashy rich white cunt to steal someone else's child
and take them to a country thousands of miles away to bring
up. You accuse me of being immature yet you seem to be so
immature that you can't grasp the concept of a man having
lost his child, his offspring, the fruit of his loins,
because this woman decided, for whatever perverted reasons
of her own, to take his child. That's what inflamed a spark
of passion in me; especially since I have a child of my own
and I can empathise, an ability which seems to have
bypassed you (unless it's to do with a celebrity).


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-01-09 20:36 [#02029473]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029468



I don't give a fuck what you say about me personally; don't
bring my child into it.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:41 [#02029479]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029472



I didn't say it was ok to do what you just said, so quit
rewording things to your advantage. I said it would be fine
for Madonna to take the child if the father gave consent.
All I was arguing was that it seemed a bit fishy to me about
the timing of the whole thing, where Madonna supposedly had
custody of the child, and then days later the father finally
came out.

I'm not saying it's fine for Madonna to kidnap the child,
you dumbass piece of shit, just saying it's unclear whether
she actually did or not. Sure the father came out and said
he didn't give permission, and maybe he didn't, but it is
possible that he did and decided to change his mind. If he
didn't give consent originally, then that sucks a big one.
Niether one of us knows the original intentions of both
parties, so it's kind of stupid to argue about this.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-09 20:42 [#02029481]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029473



I never actually insulted your kid, just insulted you
fathering abilities, because you seem a bit emotionally
unstable.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-09 20:47 [#02029488]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02029473



He's right about the cliquey stuff. It's very silly; people
should read more books and spend some time in a monastery.
Then they'd learn to be less cliquey and more open hearted,
like a prophet with his sheep.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2007-01-09 21:18 [#02029501]
Points: 2496 Status: Lurker



Love Unca Belch. A powerful wit and honest voice in a
society way too far up its own self-conscious ass. Best ear
in the biz and just a damn fine person to boot. (Did I just
say 'to boot'!?)

May he continue to shock, anger, amuse, and even (sometimes)
edify the zilty community. Consider Dan_belch appreciated!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-09 21:18 [#02029502]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #02029479



If he didn't give consent originally, then that sucks a
big one.


Yes! Why, yes, it certainly does! Well said, old chap.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-09 21:37 [#02029510]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



let's appreciate feces while we are at it; 2 billion flies
can't be wrong!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-09 21:38 [#02029511]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to cygnus: #02029510



I'm not entirely sure I agree with your policework there,
Norm!


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-01-09 21:45 [#02029515]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular



dog_belch is a fine, fine man


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-01-10 02:40 [#02029579]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



i quite enjoy the dog belch and marlowe experience at the
moment, and they both say good stuff a lot. its invigorating
like that shower gel that makes your skin hurt if you leave
it on too long, but there is an element of personal insult
which can grate sometimes, yeh


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 05:26 [#02029626]
Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



I thoroughly approve of the intention of this thread and its
contents, though I will admit to skipping most of what
the_funkmaster said when he seemed to be repeating himself,
being obvious and being a bit.. watmmy.

I think RusselDust hit the nail on the head.


Attached picture

 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-01-10 08:23 [#02029713]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Quality "tribute to dog_belch" by marlowe and the funkmaster
there.

dog_belch is great. I used to be completely indifferent to
him. Then I disliked him a bit (shortly before he became a
moderator). Then after an email conversation with him I
realised he was a "decent bloke" and that I'd just not been
taking his humour with a pinch of salt. I know think he's
one of the most amusing members of the board who always has
something funny to say, yet critically (unlike some other)
actually knows his stuff when it comes to music.

He also makes cracking tunes and websites and is an asset to
Zilty.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 08:30 [#02029720]
Points: 13379 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



i give a big big thumbs up to the mighty dog_belch.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-01-10 08:38 [#02029724]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular



i'll skip the group-bumming here and just say:

Hey Dan, good work!


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 08:39 [#02029726]
Points: 13379 Status: Lurker | Followup to vlari: #02029724 | Show recordbag



just get naked and jump in.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-10 08:57 [#02029732]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to dog_belch: #02029626



How was I repeating myself. If you look through the threads,
marlowe was the one who started attacking me because he
disagreed with something I said in another thread. I guess I
do have a right to defend myself!


 


Messageboard index