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Mitch Hedberg quotes!
 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-08 11:22 [#02028402]
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I love this guys style of comedy, so if anyone else is
familiar with him lets just post some of his quotes! :)

"I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being
here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really.
But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote,
"I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you
don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat
operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away..."


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2007-01-08 11:30 [#02028406]
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RIP MITCH


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2007-01-08 12:11 [#02028430]
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klik'


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-08 13:43 [#02028499]
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man don't even try it any of you

let the dude be dead


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2007-01-08 13:48 [#02028504]
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I've been saved by the boyancy of citrus!

I saw a wino eating grapes and i was like....Dude, you've
got to wait!

RIP Mitch. I was lucky enough to see him live once and i'm
sad he'll not be around any longer. He was a funny funny
dude


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2007-01-08 14:20 [#02028539]
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I never heard of the guy. just watched some video's of him
on youtube. great stuff. 37 is a early age to go.


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2007-01-08 15:33 [#02028576]
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the best comedian since eddie murphy in 'delirious'


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-01-08 18:50 [#02028693]
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"man i love acid, acid changed my life, it expanded my mind.
so, when we'd trip acid we used to go out into the woods,
yknow, so that we wouldnt run into an authority figure. but
this one time, we ran into a bear. and my friend dave was
standing there with one arm raised, swearing to prevent
forest fires.

later, he comes up to me and says, 'man, mitch, smokey is
way more intense in person.' "


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2007-01-08 19:19 [#02028704]
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mitch hedberg was the best. did he only ever have the one
CD?
thats all ive heard.

RIP


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-01-08 19:46 [#02028707]
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he has two cds. one of them is all. stoned sounding, and
slow, with the awesome jazzy bass throughout. and the other
one is faster and more straight forward. both of them are
hilarious.

i'm enjoying the quotes of that site. i downloaded some
other shows and checked out some youtube videos, but it gets
tiresome cos he used most of his jokes for the cds, so i've
heard most of it before.

i didn't even know of him or get to appreciate his humour
until after he died. RIP Mitch.


 


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