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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-02 13:51 [#02025544]
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so says one in four americans


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2007-01-02 13:55 [#02025546]
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Wonder what region those numbers were grabbed from. 1000
people isn't nearly enough to get a clear idea of what
americans as a group really think.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-02 13:56 [#02025548]
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It's either that they do actually think that or that one in
four Americans have a sense of humor, which sounds about
right.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-02 13:58 [#02025549]
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it's statistics; they never tell the whole truth, but I
wonder if the people who answered were kidding or if they
really believe jesus will return.. what if he doesn't? Do
they just update their beliefs to 2008?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-02 14:02 [#02025551]
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Six in 10 people think the U.S. will be the victim of
another terrorist attack next year


it is my opinion that the dangers which eastern militant
religious groups pose against americans is nowhere near the
dangers which the american government poses against
americans



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-01-02 14:02 [#02025552]
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Stupid Americans. Jesus is in all of us, there is no need
for Him to return if he all live our lives the he way He
wants us to. ^_-


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-02 14:07 [#02025557]
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only a minority of people think the U.S. will go to war
with Iran or North Korea over the countries' nuclear
ambitions.


Well, this is what's wrong as well, people should be able to
think "Most of us informed individuals don't want to go to
war, therefore it's safe to assume we won't". The Government
should serve the people, not plunge them into wars they
don't want to wage. But that's politics, the cunts.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2007-01-02 14:18 [#02025562]
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i'm guessing a mormon region, but maybe that's just me.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-01-02 14:21 [#02025565]
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i thought He was to return in 2012. along with 42 mayan
gods, an xbox that predicts the future, terence mckenna and
talking kebab.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-01-02 14:24 [#02025568]
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i'm about to watch some documentary on david icke


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-02 14:25 [#02025569]
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the xbox that predicts the future came last year wrapped in
a talking kebab, dummy

I don't know about the mayan gods, but jesus will surely be
back (with a vengeance) in 2007!!!!!!!!!!!! PRAISET HE
LORDS!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-01-02 14:26 [#02025570]
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what about mckenna?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-02 14:31 [#02025572]
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he apparently self-transformed into machine elves.. it's
kind of insensitive of you to link his obituary...


 

offline yann_g from now on 2007-01-02 15:32 [#02025592]
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LOL, how stupid!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-01-02 21:58 [#02025719]
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They just think Mel Gibson is making a sequel to Passion Of
The Christ.

In this one he becomes a cowboy and goes camping with his
friend Peter on a mountain. Then they kill a lot of jews.
Mel Gibson wrote the screenplay.


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-02 22:20 [#02025726]
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So if Jesus comes, that means there won't be a draft, or
will there? I would definately like to fight for the Lord's
cause if he were to come back. If Jesus came back, then I'd
know for certain there was a heaven.

I feel sorry for the rest of you.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-02 22:23 [#02025727]
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hi i'm jesus 2


 

offline PNES on 2007-01-02 22:25 [#02025728]
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I'm getting my shotgun ready. Yeehaw!


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-03 02:46 [#02025776]
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haha, they say the second coming will happen every year.
i'm waiting for the Rapture, when a bunch of guys will get
beamed up to the Enterprise/Heaven for no apparent reason.
sounds more fun.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-01-03 09:01 [#02025852]
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Would you consider yourself a panentheist, mister ophecks?


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-01-03 09:06 [#02025853]
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Come on you cunts let's have some aphex acid!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-03 12:11 [#02025904]
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The Passion of The Christ 2: Brokeback Mountain


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-24 05:02 [#02037239]
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ha! It seems they were right!

..or at least the church of scientology has just recently
appointed Tom Cruise as the new messiah

only source is in norwegian, sorry.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-24 05:07 [#02037240]
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president bush didn't talk about jesus last night..oddly
enough


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-24 05:07 [#02037241]
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it was still hilarious enough though.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-01-24 05:24 [#02037246]
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was this it?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-01-24 05:26 [#02037247]
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HAHA


 


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