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"dick puppet" vs "penis puppet"
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-29 20:28 [#02023633]
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"Penis puppet" features some nice poetic alliteration but
at the expense of being a little more phonetically clumsy
sounding and having an extra syllable. I think "dick puppet"
is the better insult; it does exactly what it should do, no
more and no less.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-29 20:30 [#02023634]
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"twatface" wins in all situations though, hands-down.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-29 20:33 [#02023636]
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wow...
wow


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-29 20:53 [#02023637]
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I mean...
You would think so, dick puppet!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-12-29 21:04 [#02023640]
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I'm liking the portmanteau "manwipe" lately. It has heavy
fecal and homoerotic overtones without literally stating
anything.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-12-29 21:09 [#02023643]
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How about "marionette suppository"?

Naw, that makes me think of Marionette Antoinette.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-29 21:21 [#02023645]
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hmm, very nice, very nice...


 

offline staz on 2006-12-29 22:05 [#02023657]
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what about "the aphex twins"?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-12-29 22:09 [#02023658]
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Dick Puppet is soft. I could call my grandma a Dick Puppet
and she'd go about her knitting like it was nothing.

Try calling your grandma a Stupid Fuck though. See how that
works out.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-12-29 22:27 [#02023665]
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My grandma's dead so I can call her anything I want.

:bursts into tears:


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-29 22:37 [#02023671]
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:bursts into laughter:

This topic is terrible.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-12-30 03:06 [#02023741]
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I'm liking the portmanteau "manwipe" lately. It has heavy

fecal and homoerotic overtones without literally stating
anything.


scribbles in great book of xlt quotes..



 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-30 03:08 [#02023742]
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why insult someone with silly harmless words when you can
wave a handgun at them?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-30 03:15 [#02023748]
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only I'm not sure if it qualifies as a portmanteau since
both the sub words are still whole words. Such as qrtonna
instead of qrtermadonna. Unless it was of 'manatee' and
'asswipe'.


 


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