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did i solve the mystery? xl teeeeee ronic Long live the xltronic wolfman. l Ongl Ivet Hex Ltronicw Olfman. Have a good day fellow humans and huwomans. therefore freshest and coolest topic. |
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sphincter say what? |
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You fucking post whore, go fuck yourself with a rusty fork you cocksuckin son of a slag fucking shit eating puke. i hope Danny Glover breaks into your house tonight and rapes ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you in the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I don't deserve this. |
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*puts nose in the air and looks the other way in arrogant disgust, daintily motioning a moderator to remove you from the premises* "Yes sir w M w sir! b6662966, you're coming with us." qrter, get me more grapes! |
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Danny Glover is one handsome brutha! |
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H O W T O G E T L A I D O N T H E F I R S T D A T E Written by 808 STATE Uploaded - Raphael Edited - Raphael & 808 State One of the perpetual needs of the average male is sex, but sadly most women are reluctant to give in to this on the first date. This guide will tell you step by step, how to ensure that you get her into bed. THE DATE -------- Take her to a restaurant, somewhere nice but cheap. I'd advice someplace close to home, because if all goes well, you will want to get her home as quickly as possible, before she escapes, err.. changes her mind. Dress for the occasion. Wear clothes that mask the real you, that being wear a suit, or something. You want to get her to believe that you are a gentlemen, as opposed to a sex crazed maniac, the latter being the real you. Take her flowers. Something so cheap, but such a powerful weapon. If you don't want to pay for some, steal them. Anyone can pull some flowers out of their nextdoor neighbour's yard. Preparation is the key to success, so before leaving, put the following in your car (just in case): A strong nylon rope, a balaclava, a sharp Wiltshire stay sharp filleting knife (preferably with a brown handle), a copy of "Solider of Fortune" magazine, and a walkman. It would also be a good idea to pack a large polythene bag as well, and maybe some bricks to match it. ON THE DATE ----------- Whilst on the date, you must be polite. Try and trick the bitch into believing that you are honest, kind, considerate of others, and a "new age" male. Get her believing this and you are half way there to getting the slag in the bag. Talk about things of culture, music, art, theatre. Don't talk about things like "The time you bit the head of your mother's budgie", "Or how you murdered a million tibetan monks, but we're excused because you were a freemason", or "How many men you killed in Vietnam". No, ladies don't like that sort |
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Can I post pictures too? |
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is the ultimate source of quick material for trolls. |
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thanks. We were in her Van, parked at the top of the cliffs at Black's Beach the first time I brought the subject up. I had always wanted to watch my wife fuck another guy while I was watching, but she didn't want any part of of it. Mayby my girlfriend would be more receptive to the idea. Our affair was over a year old at the time and calming down some from the frenetic start we enjoyed. I asked if she had ever thought about making love to two guys at once and of course she had but had never had an opportunity to try. I told her that I could make it happen if she was interested. From the way her kisses increased in intensity I felt I had my answer. The first questions were who, and how do I know he doesn't have any diseases, good questions in this day and age. I told her I had a good friend at work that I'd known for many years, married and not active outside of his marraige but had been talking about how bored he was getting. Having made a couple of cruises with him and seeing him in the shower the added bonus was he happened to be hung like a horse. (Almost). She asked if I had said anything to him and I said that I hadn't but if she was interested I would drop a hint and see what his reaction would be. With her approval I did. His reaction was fairly predictable, at first he thought I was kidding but got very interested when I assurred him it wasn't a joke. About two weeks later, when our time had just about expired at our favorite pay by the hour motel I asked if she wanted me to give Jerry a call, I knew his wife was working and if he was home he would be alone all after- noon. She said weeeeeeelll I don't know but what the hell, so I got dressed and called Jerry up from the pay phone outside. He was home, I asked him if he felt like some company, I still think he didn't believe I was serious but he said sure, c'mon over. The ride from Pt. Loma to North County was very quiet, a lot of silent looks back and forth. She was very nervous and so was I. She hel |
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no problem. PS I will, with high probability, be changing cities in 6 months. |
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That sounds typical. |
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I can't think of anything to type. It is very arousing. |
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You thought you failed to think of something to type, but it turns out that you did type something afterall... much like when Atrayu went on an entire quest and thought he failed but Bastian just had to call out the name of the princess. hmm... maybe that's what happened to the artist formerly known as prince. Someone just showed a weird symbol out the window into the night as a prank. |
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did you damage the radio transmitter I implanted in your mangina? |
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this person needs their own animated show |
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I like the schlorbians by far the most. Many of the sexual ones make me miss my girlfriend =( |
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cybersharers |
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ha ha! awesome image, very nice! |
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The best one is when they tell the kid that Santa's dead. I can't seem to find it again. |
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xltronic is a 'funny' site, or 'funnee site' |
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i prefer "hilarious" sir beeg, i laught a lot here... that's true... |
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i thought i was talking to pnes there.. yea, this site is all that |
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sure... |
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I like it too. This is the first message board i've ever joined and I'm glad I did. Seems that my timing was perfect, what with Autechre Radio and all. |
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xlt is a funnee sight |
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you are going to discover many more interesting things... |
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gif here is funny |
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He's obviously been drinking. |
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hahaha, saved to harddisk cant stop laughing, really |
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hey guys, what's going on? |
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PNES = penis |
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