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are you a reformed character now? |
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Can you do anything right? |
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this is what i was implying |
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no not really. i fucked up at the pub today by forgetting to let anyone know that the booked band had cancelled. |
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who is Brian? |
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I'd be pleased, there's nothing worse than some ghastly pub band or some professional karaoke singer doing "Mustang Sally" when you're trying to drink heavily in peace. |
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oh you wouldn't be. the boss drafted in emergency karaoke instead. haha. |
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*moves to the snug / car park* |
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the snug park? |
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i love it when any pub band plays something like pink floyd and the whole of the 35+ clientele make a collective cluck of "oh they're good/amazing" |
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Haha! Good Lord! Mustang Sally, again and again. I can almost feel the rim of the pint glass pressing against my forehead. |
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I used to work with this bloke.. who played saxaphone, in a pub band... and once I asked what songs he liked playing, and this chap liked some quite decent music, he'd often be interested in what you were playing, but, I asked, what sort of thing did they play.. like a shot he said how much he loved playing Mustang Sally live. It must be in their genes. |
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haha! |
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Pubs always seem to book meek semi bearded men who look like a GAP mannequins with an acoustic guitar, and play things like Damien Rice and that "dont wanna miss a thing" Aerosmith song and then occasionally slip in some cheeky Take That song or something to show their lighter side before breaking into a disturbingly heartfelt cover of a Radiohead track |
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i don't think any of that is as annoying as those FUCKING brightly offensive give-me-money machines that you've got in your pubs over there fucking hell they piss me right off |
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do you mean the touch screen things or the bandits? |
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both, no matter what they are, they're always fucking bright and noisy and ruin the atmosphere of the pub.. |
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it's all about twist and shout. |
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the way you said it implies you don't have such contraptions over in eire. seriously, are you guys still playing cribbage and shove ha'penny? |
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no, we go to the pub to fucking drink, socialise, have a good fucking time. not spend hours bent over a mind-numbing machine pressing buttons and feeding it with spare change. i believe there's a law against them over here in fact. |
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I quite liked the Pop Quiz ones, I'd have a drink, put in a couple of quid, win a fiver, buy another drink, wait 20 mins, get back in again.. the plan does come apart after about 6 pints. |
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i thought this thread was going to be about Spaced or maybe even Mark Heap. |
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Make up a trivia question based on Spaced / Mark Heap, and then it'll be like a virtual pub experience. |
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Hi brian! Everyones' real name is Brian |
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i stand behind the bar and watch people play fruit machines for ages. my faves are this couple that play all 3 machines in our pub (spend about 2-3 hours) with their baby in tow in the pushchair... depressing. |
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Hello andy. I am a good pandas! |
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wich reptile is heap? name of brian's art piece where he's unconscious on the floor. has a mark heap character ever cheated on his wife? what does the show jumper played by heap aspire to be? |
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