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Besides sex? Huh? Doesn't it get boring? Also I dont want anyone to tell me 'Ilove you' because I hate myself |
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kisses |
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i dont think youve got anything to worry about in regards to a lady saying 'i love you' |
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Fuck you |
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dont cry. i love you but im not a girl. well not yet... |
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My mother loves me |
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you can send het shopping and she cleans for you. |
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well ask her if you can practice having a girlfriend by, know know, hanging out with her. going to the movies, dinner, sex, buying a dog to hide the fact your scared of what demon seed child you might spawn, stuff like that. |
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bit of the old... you know... the whole... the thing.. with the two people.. and they get right at it.. you know! you know what im talking about! well am i right fellas? am i right? ey? ey? |
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AW NAW HE DITINT!!! |
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I myself, dont go out, dancing, to the movies or play gay videogames. I stay at home |
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You rebel. |
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What? |
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Dont spam in my threads it makes you look stupid |
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good question, noimod. we like to bask in each other's presence most of time. lie around and read. listen to music, watch movies. talk meaningful nothings. go out for drinks. more specifically we're going to a champagne festival this weekend of which she has two complimentary tickets. there will be free expensive booze and gourmet food. |
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I live with my girlfriend, so I do most things with her; watch films, listen to music, read books (she usually reads at the same time, but a different book), cook, play games, etc. sometimes we are both working at home the same time so we even work together. Only thing I do that she doesn't participate in is drink and make music. Of course, from time to time, too much of anyone's company, no matter ow much you love them can get too much. Luckily I go away a fair bit for work and have different circles of friends to her, so there is a bit of distance. |
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make acid |
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i had a girlfriend once. we used to listen to jannilcke jarlum. |
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My bird lives in London, I live in Plymouth. We see each other weekends only. We have sex, watch films, drink wine, and go shopping a lot. Sometimes we go out in the evenings but mostly the evening is spent in bed watching a new DVD and eating junk food. It's great. |
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i live with my girlfriend. we watch movies together, mostly argue and talk shit (in a loving way) most of the time. mostly. it's also nice to sleep next to someone every night. there's nothing like the warmth of a human body and copping a feel while she's sleeping. ;] |
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It's a fair question. I havent had a relationship that lasted over a month, so i can't really say. |
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listen to IDM eat pizzas watch the telly get pissed drive around randomly go out with other friends at same time to make them jealous |
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whatever you do... DO NOT SIT ON HER AND FART!..... not on her lap. her face. her hand. nowhere near her! 100% DO NOT FART ON HER! .....as funny as you will find it.. it will only end in a big fight with you being told you're acting dis-respectful and a whole lot of other crap you really won't want to bother yourself with. Take it from me.. i tell you no lie.... the joke will end badly. |
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The voice of reason and experience, speaks sense as always. |
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"What do you do with a girlfriend" I asked myself the same question today. |
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Actually I did to, there's this girl who seem to wanna be my girlfriend and she is good in sexy time and all but I still find myself asking "why should I have a girlfriend, what would we be doing exept for sex ?" I do not like to watch dvd's all day |
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What is the farting situation please. |
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i wonder if i ever find that girl that one girl who has at least some similar taste in music like me, which should be possible cause my musical interests lie in many stlyes... then i would say, you could go dancing, make music, listen to music and go shopping (music of course)... that d be fuun, so far my girlfriends have been mary j, ms mp3 and ms left hand they all were good friends and liked each other |
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i just got into a new relationship (yay) days ago and one of the most pleasant experiences of my life occurred: i came to her flat to get to know her a bit, AND (i love coming to girls flats), hardly knew anything about her. i enter her livingroom, its totally covered in drawings. i now realise shes fucking awesome at drawing. i see her computer. winamp is up. i think to myself, "this is when i find out that she likes michael bolton, daniel powter or whatever the fuck his name is, and some other horrible stuff". i lay my eyes on the playlist and my jaw drops: aphex twin, boards of canada, orbital, underworld etc etc etc. i then got into a relationship. |
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you do sex with a girlfriend ? my god and i wondered for two months why we broke up after being together a year |
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you plug and play |
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*BOOM TISSSHH* |
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That sounds like a fucking IDM romantic novel, that. |
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theres a company in the UK that makes all kinds of shutes,shuttles and stairlifts that you may want to bear in mind for paraplegic or braindead people that seem to be the subject of the 'girlfriend' bit in this ....this joke |
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Monoid what's up do you like cocaine |
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lets all chip in an buy him some ecstasies but then again u can lead a horse to water + so on |
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hang out |
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Monoid> its not your fault its NOT your fault its not YOUR fault. |
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no one can help you. all the love in the world will never replace the love you should have for yourself. see a psy. you're the only one who can help yourself. i personnally don't do much besides sex with a gf. i'm a very bad boyfriend. |
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my friend asked me today why i never have a girlfriend since years ago, and why I've pretty much stopped trying by now. I was going to get mad and tell him to fuck off, but then I realized that I don't really know. why don't I feel the need to have someone love me like most other people do? it's not like I get all sorts of sex to fill the gap either because I don't. I REALLY don't. I mean it doesn't really bother me at all that I haven't had a serious relationship for almost 3 years, so does this mean I'm some sort of freak? |
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Naw. Racing out to find a relationship is wierd. You watch those people get into sad relationships months after the last one ends. That shit is whack. |
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So, technically speaking you like a woman who says she hates you. So you can both hate you? |
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"What do you do with a girlfriend?" "Besides sex?" same thing with a car besides driving. with records besides listening. love i guess. |
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Every thread is the same! Every thread is nonsense! Why is he not banned?!?? |
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1) First of all: This software is very easy to use, that you can make your music right away without any skills. |
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