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heheh....i dunno who remembers these....but i love them....they are so NUTS!!! =0) enjoy When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. |
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In order to understand mankind one must understand its two parts: 'mank' and 'ind'. |
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when your swimmin' in the ocean and you feel a locomotion its Diarrhea |
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"PEOPLE IN the US don't understand that Israel gives no democratic rights to the Palestinians. They don't see it's not a democracy." Former CIA operative ROBERT BAER, who opposes an attack on Iraq |
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i love the jack handey deep toughts! If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. |
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jonesy wtf? |
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What does wtf mean? |
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What the fuck. :) |
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Oh right. It was meant as something for people to think deeply about. Sorry, I should have kept the diahorrea theme going... |
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hahahaha... it's alright |
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PMP |
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the "concept of knowledge/knowledge" undermines itself. |
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why do we keep on thinking this real life is like a movie?, with the bad ones and the good ones... unfortunately real life is much more complex... and there are not bad ones or good ones... actually we all seem to be bad ones... money makes the world go round and soon it will make the world tumble down |
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No deep thoughts here but some nice violence http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight3.swf |
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I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. |
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Shoot him anyway. |
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LOL be carefull with the magic bullet |
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I'd rather be rich than stupid |
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i'd rather be rich AND stupid! |
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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know |
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i know why ... he wasn't a stranger! |
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I'm confused - gold babies? |
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I think it's where the pun was. |
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ok .. maybe he was a bit presumptuous of me :) |
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he as in "he" .. |
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what? |
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What's so amazing about deep thoughts? |
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hi baby.......i thought once...... |
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People in glass houses shouldn't throw orgys |
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010101010 ahahahah throw stones? ahahhah |
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"The human race was doomed. It was cut off from space. Its only hope for survival was time...emissaries in time to summon the past and the future to the aid of the present. One man was chosen for his obsession with an image from the past, but he is never sure whether he invents or dreams." |
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what u think? |
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im never gonna live on mars :0( |
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If you couldn't see you could probably hear a mouse piss on cotton" "You could also loose you feeling sence, then you would be rocking iron body cause you couldn't feel nothing 'cling, cling'. To be the best you have to challenge the best |
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"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience." |
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"Opportunities always look bigger going than coming" |
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If you are not good at something straight away, give up. -Homer |
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"doh" - homer |
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Expectations oopen windows for dissapointment. |
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Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games. |
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. |
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." |
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ms dos you can not play pinball on a boat because it would TILT all the time. I don't know what you are thinking with the soldering iron one. Rather than making a kid feel guilty for it raining tell them that Santa Clause is dead, that always makes me laugh. |
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uh..they're jack handey's deep thoughts from saturday night live. |
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one thing kids like is to be tricked, one time I told my boy that we were going to disneyland. instead i drove him to an old burned out warehouse. "oh no" i said, "disneyland has burned down!" he cried and cried but deep down i think he thought it was a pretty good joke. I was going to take him to the real disneyland afterwards but it was getting pretty late... |
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"man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways always going to bankok" |
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"dont piss in the wind' "you can fool some people all the time and other people some of the time but you cant fool all the people all the time" |
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why do i only get sharp boogers sometimes? |
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never eat yellow snow! |
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dont ever try to get the soap from the ground |
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