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I dont have friends nor any hobbies, I dont have internet @ homes. Most of the time I stay in bed, the whole day, or get high on DXM 2-3 times a WEEK, cuz i have no job. I know, I cant complain to anyone, im afraid of the future... and i masturbate a lot |
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Why aren't you dead yet. Is it because masturbating feels good? |
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Huh? What Im sexually frustrated, cuz sex with my hand is not as good as i hoped it would be |
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Phobiazero plz ban this double account. I'm 100% sure you're also one of the people behind him. or atleast the only reasons he hasn't been perm banned yet. people have been banned for less overhere. and it's getting old...very old... |
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cheer up charlie |
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Why do you want to ban? What have i done to you. You guys are my only friends |
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No matter how bad your life seems, there's always Monoid to laugh at. |
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Please let all us other people live our rich, fullfilling and sex filled lives in peace. |
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him and the guys studying slavic literature science. |
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My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac I get rock hard When I'm in a graveyard I get frustrated When they get cremated Coz try as I must I can't fuck dust |
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eat lots of nutmeg, that'll make you feel better. |
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this is so fucking old |
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eat your cum, it smells like nutmeg |
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I can't believe it's not cumtm |
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hahah! |
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"ahh goooodd niiight ah ding-ding-ding-ding-ding" |
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Are you making fun of me? |
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Monoid, if you are truly like you act here on xltronic, i really feel sorry for you. I just don't think thats the case. |
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monoid for moderator |
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JOBCORE? PEACECORE? get the fuck up and get the hell out... you're chances of scoring with some hot ass brazilian chick double the moment you step outside. although a goth chick sounds more your speed. they are easy bangs so go get em tombraider... You'll feel better youre not them. |
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Huh? Why? Im just being honest |
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Tell us all a bit more about yourself. |
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I doubt it |
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Make some music. |
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Thats a really good idea actually. I'd love to hear what can come out of his twisted mind. Plus, it would help him in his quest to get laid. |
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watch E.T. that'l cheer you up |
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hey hey hey smoke weed everyday |
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Brilliant |
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stop complaining and be happy that you're alive |
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but you have aphex twin. and the aphex twin mboard that you can come to. |
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Well yeah, I think he even shared somethin' once, or maybe I've just dreamt it. |
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Really? |
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I'm not too sure, but I remember a thread that was about his music. I've just tried to search it but nothing to do, maybe someone can link us to it. |
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I tried searching it as well. I'd really love to hear it, even tho i'd probably be dissapointed of how crap it really is. |
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i'd be willing to bet everyone on here is pretty much in the same position. |
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sitting? |
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he needs vadge like no other does anyone want to donate some fanny to him? (oops wrong place i suppose) \me slinks off |
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MONOID 4 PREZ |
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monoid, your life doesn't suck. you suck. if you can stop sucking your life will stop sucking. |
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monoid is the perfect troll. |
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Monoids been here since I started posting in 2002... I don't remember him being this hard on himself back in those days. Maybe he is telling the truth... If you are telling the truth, my bit of advice for you is to take a job somewhere, even if its a shit one. At least you'll be making a bit of cash and probably a few friends at the same time. If it's really as bad as you say, you have nowhere to go but up |
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I am a person and I'm afraid of people; I'm afraid of what I am. Humanity taught me to hate humanity. I see a face with eyes a nose and a mouth and am alienated by it. I've never had a girlfriend. I havn't had any sort of friend for a decade. I don't get any love nor give it. I can't remember the last time I hugged or touched someone. I get so depressed I cry on a normal basis; I cried 20 minutes ago. I have the personality of a brick. I don't know who I am. I hardly have any memories. I wasted a large part of my life on purpose and now frequently get frustrated about it. I never had a youth. I never talk to people. I assume people are making fun of me. My thoughts get hideously twisted. I'm crying writing this. Where did I go? God fuck me. |
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Insane Clown Posse- Suicide Hotline |
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EMAIL |
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This being I've dubbed the 'Sucking God' sucks up and absorbs everything. even emotion. as its sucking you up, you're dying because its eating and digesting your body, but just as you're dying cause you're being crushed, it starts to cry. its crying because you're crying. its absorbing your emotions. it screams in agony while its sucking you up because you're in agony. it gets disturbed because its STILL sucking you up and cant stop. because all it does is suck everything up. then it starts to suck up your dying will and faith. you start to reach out to your god. and your faith catches you, and angelically tells you that everythign is going to be alright. but then the sucking god even gets into that inner santuary, and begins to suck up your faith and your god. then your god starts to get sucked in with you! the disgusting part is how slow it does this to you. and its appearence. imagine jabba the hut from star wars but way sicker, not so alien, but much more humanoid. and it doesnt instantly start to suck up your body, it literally spends the first few hours just nibbling on you, licking you, sucking your skin, until it starts to get out of hand. then after you start to realize that the sucking is hurting a bit, you're like get the fuck off me! you try to escape but your anger and jolting to get free angers it, because its absorbing your haste to escape, which is only making it suck you up more violently. its like quicksand. |
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phuck I think god, used strictly as metaphor (though I prefer to use satan since I have a subconscious 'religion' where satan is the true good god and the other is basically a trick) is not at fault. It just does; it has to. God is sorry for the bad things maybe if it is capable of being sorry as we think of it, but I suspect god cannot see any of us, but perhaps suspect we exist theoretically like how we think of but can't see of molecules, only orders of magnitude smaller. Does size dictate significance? What if you reverse the typical sizes though of god as large and make god extremely small relative to us? This is all stupid because such a god is human 'alpha male' thought tendencies probably. What the hell exists; (the richard dawkins 'ultimate evil' youtube is great, though I admit I ended up there via south park memes) how is everything truly; the question can break a mind. Maybe size has a 3rd dimension, small, large and something else we can't see like a hypercube. Pickles. |
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I'd be scared to be around richard dawkins in real life because his mere casual studying of me could make me start microwaving or something. |
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he sounds like a friendly guy in real life. just chat to him about genetics over a cup of tea, all will be fine. |
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Monoid, "Sucking" is subjective, i.e. your life only sucks because you think so. If there's something so wrong with it, then you just need to explicit what it is that's wrong, and work to change the Sucking into something that wouldn't suck, e.g. something Great. If you're smart enough to recognize something Sucking, you're smart enough to invert it into something Great... it's not rocket science. It's just a matter of trusting in yourself enough (and what else but yourself can you truly believe in?), and doing what you want. Stop doing what you don't want to. It's natural to tend towards happiness. You've by all evidences conditioned yourself into doing almost nothing but what doesn't please you. Get into something that leaves you no choice but to be self-sufficient, like a really tough boot camp or something.. If you're going to keep doing shit things and think shit thoughts, then stop pretending it's not what you want. I've known lots of people who are "ugly" and not so "smart", and with a good attitude, they've gotten further and have lived happier times than a lot of people "advantaged" from the start. |
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staying in bed listening to music would keep me happy. |
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