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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 08:46 [#02001446]
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we stole a sign. will we get bollocked for it?


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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-13 08:49 [#02001448]
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you should've stole the sign that says cliche


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-13 08:49 [#02001449]
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signlifting is an amazing hobby


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-11-13 08:52 [#02001451]
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cool man


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-11-13 08:52 [#02001452]
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brokeback boys


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-11-13 08:52 [#02001454]
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yes/no/maybe


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-11-13 08:54 [#02001456]
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I've just forwarded this picture to here


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-11-13 09:10 [#02001460]
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It's better to vandalise the sign with pictures of cocks or
the words "GAY SCHOOL".


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-13 09:18 [#02001462]
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yes, that is very funny.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-13 09:24 [#02001463]
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Hilarious


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-11-13 09:25 [#02001466]
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..so now will you leave xltronic?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-11-13 09:29 [#02001468]
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Jivver: Genuine LOL @ that.

Ezkerraldean: Stuuuuuuuudent!

Swears: The best is blacking out letters of existing signs
to make rude words or phrases. For example, our local "The
Heathcock" becomes "he eat cock" when a wag steals the first
't' and the second and third 'h's. Amusingly, the spacing
remains perfect, so it's not immediately obvious to a non
local that it's vandalism.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-13 09:32 [#02001470]
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jivver you are a very funny boy

(google ads are weird. what is the meaning
ofthis?)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-13 09:33 [#02001472]
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we have "Kanalveien" (the canal road) and someone blanked
out the K making it "analveien" (take a guess).


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 09:39 [#02001476]
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best one is in manchester city centre.

the gay district is built around canal street...

the letters 'c' and 's' are usually blocked out to reveal

'*anal *treet'


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-11-13 10:17 [#02001498]
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I saw a sign for ENQUIRIES OFFICE with letters that could be
moved easily, I one day hope to change it to OFFICE QUEER IS
IN


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 10:21 [#02001502]
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swears,now is the time to come out.be true to yourself.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-11-13 11:02 [#02001511]
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No, somebody actually wrote that on the sign of a local
school.
And somebody spray painted "SHIT" in six foot high letters
on my primary school wall, once.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 11:37 [#02001520]
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hmm i dont know.are you sure you dont bat for the other
side.
my gaydar keeps beeping on your name.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-11-13 11:59 [#02001537]
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My life would be easier if I was gay. They get sex on
demand, no playing games with silly women.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 12:05 [#02001543]
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that my friend is true.if i ever get divorced i may give it
a go.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 12:19 [#02001554]
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in america, the signs need no alteration.

[it's a repost, but what the fuck]


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offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-13 12:25 [#02001557]
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so, in america, all city's are called "Gaylord Center"
followed with a number. handy
let me guess, what we know as New York is "Gaylord Center
2", slighlty after what we know as San Fransisco "Gaylord
Center Numero Uno" (notice that it's not called 1, but
numero uno. they're spesjul...)


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-11-13 12:26 [#02001559]
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the two funniest sign alterations i've seen have to be

cul de sac -> pul de sac

ramps ahead -> tramps ahead 100m


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 12:27 [#02001563]
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`


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offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-13 12:30 [#02001564]
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what the hell?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 12:31 [#02001566]
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i think the joke may be the fact School was spelt Shcool


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-13 12:35 [#02001569]
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are you sure? cause i really think they were trying to spell
'psycho'


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-13 12:35 [#02001570]
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they have a fucking stencil machine!

Imagine driving around with that


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-13 12:39 [#02001576]
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It's just too good/bad to be true


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 12:42 [#02001580]
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no,i did a jacket for a friend once with grafitti
he wanted public enemy,i only missed the l out
pubic enemy-he wasnt happy.


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-11-13 13:26 [#02001593]
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yeah and everyone will think they all are gay and real gays
will come and assrape them hahhahahaha


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-13 13:33 [#02001595]
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Hahaha


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-13 13:35 [#02001598]
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signs are such a facsinating subject


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-13 18:37 [#02001708]
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they already know. all sorted out.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-11-14 04:24 [#02001798]
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My workshop jacket that I used to use for doing forge work
had Explicit Lyrics on the back (done in the same style as
the sticker popular on 90s rap albums). Unfortunately the
'r' was missing, so it just said "Explicit Lyics". It
(briefly) earned me the nickname of "explicit licks".


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-11-14 04:30 [#02001802]
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I swear i've seen that photo with a different word
misspelled

and Drunken: their 'stencil machine' is just a truck with
some stencils and spray paint on it...


 


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