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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 06:16 [#02000545]
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Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been sad? How
about happy?

Well, it's all a big lie you big fat liar you. This is
deducible from the latest in neuroscientific research by ms.
Louann Brizedine. According to her, men's brains don't have
the capacity for anything but thinking about sex. Emotions
are shoved away by testosterone. In other words: men who say
they have emotions are lying.

here, have a test to see if you're a big fat liar
or not. It appears my brain is asexual because I'm
great at whatever they threw at me.


 

offline xceque on 2006-11-11 07:12 [#02000560]
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I have to admit that I really don't care what anyone else
says about the state of my mind. Maybe they're right, maybe
they're wrong, but they don't actually know my mind from my
perspective so I can't trust their opinion either way.

I'm also not interested in anyone telling me what my
capacity for mental dexterity or empathy is for the above
reason.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-11-11 07:21 [#02000563]
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my brain is 25% male


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:27 [#02000564]
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Yeah, I wouldn't ever feel affected by these theories in
that I'd suddenly start believing I was unable to have
emotions or something equally ridiculous, but it kind of
gets to me that these fuckheads get money for their
"research." It's time for someone to start spending more
money on the more useful stuff.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:30 [#02000566]
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how does that make you feel?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-11-11 07:40 [#02000568]
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um, no.

sex is not alli think about.
ive been pretty much crzy in <3 for the past week and im not
thinking about sex.

im fucking happy for once


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-11-11 07:46 [#02000572]
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i would have probably guessed that percentage. i'm not very
stereotypically masculine.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:49 [#02000573]
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exactly.. it would be enough for any man that's lived at
all
to think for one second to disprove her theory, and
she could've avoided spending money on her useless research
by simply going outside and asking different people if they
have feelings.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:51 [#02000574]
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hmm.. but what about that sex, eh? sex sex sex sex.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-11-11 07:51 [#02000575]
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i couldn't be arrsed to finish the test, i wonderr what that
says


 

offline uzim on 2006-11-11 07:52 [#02000576]
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"Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been sad? How
about happy?

Well, it's all a big lie you big fat liar you. This is
deducible from the latest in neuroscientific research by
ms.
Louann Brizedine. According to her, men's brains don't have
the capacity for anything but thinking about sex. Emotions
are shoved away by testosterone. In other words: men who
say
they have emotions are lying."


> makes you think about how reliable science can be... ' _'


 

offline uzim on 2006-11-11 07:58 [#02000577]
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i'm trying to do the test but it seems like the server is
down, or is bugged or something like that; i'm clicking on
"next" and nothing happens.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-11-11 08:02 [#02000578]
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by brain is on the male side. 25.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 08:12 [#02000584]
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oh, btw, I just feel I must note that that test isn't
related to that awful woman, but it was on some
"documentary" about the differences between men and women
where they, when they were inquiring whether or not men were
more amoral than woman, asked men and women how many sexual
partners they'd had, and in their initial results they
concluded that men were more amoral than women because they
said they'd had more sexual partners, but then they figured
out that this was just because they'd been asking them to
their faces. When they did it anonymously, men and women had
equally many sexual partners. Then they concluded that
neither was more amoral than the other.. disregarding that
the men were honest and the women had been lying to their
faces.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 08:14 [#02000585]
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it needs some time to load some of the tasks... I think it's
flash or something too, so if you haven't got flash, you
need that.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-11-11 08:27 [#02000589]
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Feminism :(


 

offline uzim on 2006-11-11 08:27 [#02000591]
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i'm 50% male apparently.

that's much more masculine than the other similar tests i
took before... (but i really think i was lucky for 3d
shapes, and the fact that i'm not a native english speaker
definitely impaired my result on the vocabulary test)


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-11 08:32 [#02000593]
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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-11 08:37 [#02000596]
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50% female. uhm yeah.

wtb


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-11-11 10:02 [#02000621]
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if you measured your fingers then you're a girl for sure


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 10:08 [#02000626]
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unless you use lasers


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-11-11 10:17 [#02000630]
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I'm sure she's not politically motivated at all.


 

offline avart from nomo' on 2006-11-11 11:04 [#02000667]
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my brain is 50% of both according to the test


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-11-11 11:07 [#02000671]
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Those could be the things that a man like you might go mad
of.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-11-11 11:46 [#02000705]
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got 25 % men


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:39 [#02000738]
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when she is naked and i am too, i can't think of anything
but sex and i'd lie to get her in bed. yes, i think were
entering the realm of rocket-science here. quality stuff!

50% male brain btw


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:41 [#02000743]
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am I the only asexual brain? 0% either way


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:43 [#02000745]
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you're in serious trouble, man/woman. and i can sense your
worries. and justly so, i can tell you. because girls will
think your a-sexual. a sterile boy.

it's time to work on your testosterone levels boy! now do
ten push-ups!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:45 [#02000747]
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but

I scored tops on everythings! does that means I'm the 100%
woman and 100% male brain? my brain is braking into picescs!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-11 12:47 [#02000748]
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50% male


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-11-11 12:47 [#02000749]
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the girl/boy song most be your fave song then


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:48 [#02000750]
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I wonder

what er the other 50%s? are they woman or nothing?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:48 [#02000752]
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I made it in fact

but as far as I kinow I only have a penis

there's no vagina

could it be on my back?

there's a hole in my butt is that i?T


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:49 [#02000753]
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it means you lied and cheated


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:51 [#02000756]
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it's prboably because I never botherewed with genders (which
aren't the same as sexes), anc we know that your brain is
affected by your social acitivites and stuff; it's not ones
sided.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:55 [#02000763]
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ok, that's it. you're a-sexual


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:56 [#02000766]
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I'm really a-genddral

sexes are only penis and vagina.. and boobs and uterus and
stuff like that


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:56 [#02000767]
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or rather

I don't caer what I should do as a man, but rather
what I should do.


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-11-11 12:58 [#02000770]
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"Your systemising score is unavailable. It appears you
didn't complete this task"
liar survey


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:59 [#02000773]
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be honest here. should i be worried? i gotta tell you i
already am, but should i be?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 13:08 [#02000786]
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your brain wil melt and turn into penises wanting tp
penetrate vaginas or possilbt assholes dpeding on which way
you go


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 13:12 [#02000791]
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0_0


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 13:15 [#02000794]
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dats right bitches!

now it's time for mew to vacate these premises and go out
and see if I can find some women to fuck because I only
think babout sex.

it's been fun chatting with you and the the wine has been
fun drinking with, but now the time has come for sex

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offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 13:18 [#02000795]
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someone call the police. this is serious business!


 


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