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Check this out Peep the demo. They don't make them big enough for me yet tho :( |
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You were the result of not using a condom, big fella. |
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Yes but sometimes you want to contain the DNA. |
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Condoms are for pussies (literally) |
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Keep the little Lee's in the bag. |
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Some are designed for the rusty bullet wound |
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condoms are usally to big for me, but your moms didnt mind |
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That because she knew their was no risk by you sticking it into her belly button. |
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pronto! |
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belly buttom is the safest kind of teh sex |
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"Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt." |
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hahah, thats means something totaly different, these days, im sure the poop shoot isnt totally new, but w/teh nets, pooper is all over the place |
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Or eye sockets |
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I read about it on Apparently one of the adverts takes the piss out of former Deputy President Jacob Zuma who " said in a court case that he had showered after having unprotected sex with a woman he knew to be HIV-positive in order not to contract the virus." |
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i went to the chemist once for some condoms,the lady asked what size. "to fit a mouse"i said. Fuck me,thats very small are you sure. "sure,my house is over run with the fuckers". tumbleweed moment |
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why would you want to have sex with mice running all over your house? |
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come on,you must have tried it. |
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three times. I also taped four mice back to back and used the warm hole in the middle. |
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*takes notes |
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*steals your notepad and tries to have sex with it using a pronto condom* |
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Clingfilm |
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*forgets to mention affixed mousetrap to said notepad. |
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* makes a "*" |
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*gets a beer |
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amazing to watch the demo* ..very relaxing sound and image opposite to the act of use a condom |
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* gets a glass of wine or seven |
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*steals your beer and tries to have sex with it using a pronto condom but gets discouraged when the mousetrap won't fit inside* |
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I just used to buy the Boots generic brand in the plain green packet. I feel silly buying the fancy ones with the lube and the ribbing and whatnot. |
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*gets abused by wMw |
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*and likes it |
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I always buy ones with lube and ribs actually. It might be a bit silly, i'm not sure. Never had any complaints, but then again, ladies are often polite n shit. |
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dont use them |
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have u seen the little barcode at the end (base) of condoms? no? thought so. |
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Sometimes i keep those plastic things that are around a straw and use that instead |
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I use leather condoms and sometimes condoms made of tortoise shells |
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"Condomi" 3 for 1pound at Pound Shop |
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I use aluminium |
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not interested unless demo uses your cock, my pussy. |
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most johnnys i buy are a bit too small for me. no, seriously. we still use them though. |
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Haha, I'd like to know what your girlfriend thinks of those! |
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Erm...tridenti mate...bogula doesn't have 'girlfriends' if you know what I mean? |
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Haha yeah I'm trying to guess what you mean. |
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I think it's funny that condoms don't have a proper sizing system, funny in an annoying way |
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the demo vid is racist, notice how the prop is very large and black |
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HAha |
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how big is yours? apparently black dudes have like 20ft long cocks |
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You should know |
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wow. thats all. |
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but it really isn't very large |
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I hate it when condoms don't roll down to the base of the cock. |
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