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There once was a guy called staz Who wanted to achieve some class But he quickly got shunned People were left stunned Because his body reeked of mustard gas |
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I gave staz my beck cd. |
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there once was a guy called recycle who experienced a menstrual cycle he got quite upset but I said dont forget ceri jc rides a big motorcycle |
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:D Classic There once was a man named Hanal. He posted pics of graffiti and anal. They were quite good. The bum gave me wood. ...........hanal. |
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MC Conrad was about to choke There was no bass, the fuse had broke Cygnus was cool Bought him a Red Bull The MC quenched his thirst and they spoke |
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arne scheie would be proud |
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there once was a very sexy and talented man called Cnut whos penis was permanently erect and extremely large his balls were superb all the ladies loved him and he would frequently erupt showering the neighbourhood with semen |
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Cnut where did you get that avatar. 3==========>......... |
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you basically rhymed 'cycle' with 'cycle'. twice. .. just saying.. |
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You basically have an IDM relatated avatar for once :) Start doing the quotes avatars, those kicked arse. |
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I gave beck my staz cd |
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there once was a guy called qrter who complained a lot more than he oughta he thought his was long but i said now hang on compared to mine , his was a lot shorter |
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that's better! still a bit shaky, but better..! |
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I lost them when my laptop died about a year ago, or is it more than a year? |
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dude, it was few years ago+ start it up again sorry im not in coherts w/this thread |
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there was this dutch bloke called qrter he farts more and longer and harder people think he likes boys could be, i've heard his voice in the progressive sound of the mountains |
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There once was someone called Sclah who got a lot of mileage out of making IDM types laugh they're easily pleased they're all fuckwits really so the jokes on Norway where the fuck is that anyway? |
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that's not even close to beeing a limerick |
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You're from Norway too, then? |
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no, from master of science, don't you see |
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There once was a man named phobiazero whose website made him a hero often he plead please wait for me to finally release the full version sorry I suck at poems |
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Europe.... |
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europe schmurope belch felch lurope |
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DJ Vlari had a lot of wax He could play all kinds of tracks But they steadily went away As he sold them all on eBay In order to smoke them cracks |
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Sclaf dog_belch was indeed a grim lord His internet misanthropy soared Then a ray of light shone into his heart His misery had to depart With the massive love of the XLT board |
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a wonderful scheme im devising to stop qrter from being patronising i'll break into his house and wee into his mouth i think he'll find that quite surprising |
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what's the time mister wolf what's the tiiime it's one o' clock two o' clock three o' clock four o' clock five o' clock six o' clock put it put it put it in your pudding |
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there once was a drunken mastah he drunk more and drunk faster and fastah girls made the assumption he had erectile disfunction and his sex life became a disastah |
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there once was a limerick thread but it spoiled like yesterday's bread with bad flames aplenty and postcount past twenty it's the worst shit that i ever read |
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There once was a Beck CD staz got it |
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the proof is in the risengrynsgrøt |
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I fell of a horse and went wammy and so my back went all clammy clams have no bones and neither to scones my back was limp, like a clam or something, I don't know what scones are. |
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The devil is in the Toro Jegergryte |
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Who has the Beck CD? |
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there hasn't been one limerick posted yet. but, hey, look i wrote a haiku: zilty people, they don't care for rules in poetry but then again neither do radio DJs when they have those annoying fucking limerick competitions |
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why have rules in poetry? why, if you are going to anyway, base your rules on metric feet? rara ra r qar I't s po etry |
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because if there aren't rules, then there's nothing to differentiate between a haiku and a limerick. |
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why differentiate between other things than this poem and that poem ? |
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