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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-30 17:56 [#01995482]
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I'm a universal being


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-30 18:06 [#01995484]
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I'm breaking it now, but I just liked how the thread said

Illogical Things Americans Do (101)

as if it was a university class

also,

#150: Frowning upon public nakedicidtyness


 

offline rad smiles on 2006-10-30 19:17 [#01995522]
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look. it scares republicans. they control this country. you
have to be smart about it here.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-30 19:21 [#01995523]
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im not going to read whole thread..

they like to interrogate citizens thinking they're
terrorists.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-10-30 19:25 [#01995524]
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Only the Muslim ones.



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-30 19:31 [#01995525]
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i think it could be just anyone..if they find something
suspicious on you.

dunno where did this happen, but the newst precaution is
they don't let and liquids onboard and it happened they hold
one one lady with a baby because they thought she was a
terrorist or something. she wanted to smuggle some of her
breast milk in a bottle for the baby..


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-10-30 19:42 [#01995526]
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Stupid white woman wants to explicitly break the law then
she'll get the rifle butt in the face and a strip-search.

I suppose whites can blow shit up as well. I don't really
know, they seem so perfect and all...



 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-10-30 19:46 [#01995528]
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Of course you didn't imply the color of the person's skin,
but I figured it was a Caucasian.

#7 - Prone to racism.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-30 19:48 [#01995529]
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maybe she secretly worshipped alah..

another illogical thing americans do; they're setting an
example of what true democracy is to the rest of the world.


god im glad i don't live in states..


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-30 20:05 [#01995530]
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my teacher is on the terrorist list. He was filming oil
fields because that's what he does--he films stuff. I'm
glad it happened to him though, he's a pretentious cock. Oh
and he's not muslim, he's jewish, which is a race apparently


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-10-30 20:10 [#01995531]
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That would demonstrate how they aren't prone to racism.

Quite illogical.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-30 20:10 [#01995533]
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brazil was talking about himself there i belive..


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-30 20:12 [#01995534]
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haha it's crazy..maybe north koreans picked that from
them.."no photos please"


 

offline Sano on 2006-10-30 20:16 [#01995535]
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So you think she was from the Caucasus heh? Armenian
maybe?


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-10-30 20:19 [#01995537]
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I don't see how he is being racist by assuming a person from
the U.S. is white (most are!). Especially as he doesn't use
any common stereotypes to make that distinction.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-10-30 20:26 [#01995538]
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A CAUCASIAN.

Can't you read English?

Foreigners...

#8 - Xenophobia



 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-10-31 01:27 [#01995577]
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Attack other countries without thinking about it properly.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 01:53 [#01995582]
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The secret service just recently pulled a fourteen year old
girl out from her class and interrogated her because she had
written something bad about bush on line...


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-31 04:27 [#01995614]
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Ok, Europe is better. We get it.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-10-31 04:36 [#01995616]
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In some respects it is, in some respects it isn't. That's
why the notion of a "best country" is absurd. There isn't a
country on earth (usual disclaimer, 'IMHO') that has: The
lowest rate of crime; The lowest environmental impact; The
happiest and most educated populace; The best quality of
life; Offers the most aid to other, less fortunate
countries; The most just legal system, etc.

Of course there are countries that fulfill one or more of
these criteria, but I don't see why that should prevent
people from discussing the other aspects of the country
which aren't as good.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 05:40 [#01995640]
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hehe, when you use words like "lowest, least, most," etc,
you can't logically claim that there is no such thing as
whatever the lowest crime rate in existence would be, that
would be it. This thread should be renamed: Nit-pick thread
#1


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-10-31 05:48 [#01995644]
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Sorry, I don't understand this statment, "hehe, when you
use words like "lowest, least, most," etc,
you can't logically claim that there is no such thing as
whatever the lowest crime rate in existence would be, that
would be it."


Please could you rephrase it?


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-10-31 06:40 [#01995668]
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What the fuck? That doesn't make any sense, you said white
and then caucasian (I assumed you were equating them, but it
doesn't actually make a difference).


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-10-31 06:42 [#01995669]
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Oh shit, haha. Sorry man : )


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-10-31 10:29 [#01995749]
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I don't know what this really means, but it bugs me that it
seems like most Europeans like to bash on Americans on a
regular basis. Like, I watch the show Top Gear because I
like hearing about fast cars, but it seems like almost every
episode they have to throw something in about, "Heh, stupid
Americans" or "heh, fat Americans" or something of the like.
You don't see any of that on American television.

Maybe it's because we're not allowed, maybe it's because
everyone else is more world-conscious, or maybe it's because
they have nothing better to talk about, I don't know. But I
know it pisses me off a lot of the time.

Contrary to the stereotype, I could care less when someone
insults the country I happen to live in- I'd like to believe
that most people here realize this isn't the "greatest
country in the world." But when someone starts insulting the
people of the country I live in (which necessarily includes
me) it gets on my nerves. I know some people here do stupid
things, but when you start making generalizations about all
Americans, it's kind of hard not to get annoyed, you know?


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-31 10:35 [#01995752]
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my god.

 
Stupid Thread+


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-10-31 10:47 [#01995757]
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The good thing about "threads like these" is you do get to
have a little glimpse into some people's churning manias,
that topics like "[spam] Fucking around with floops" or "New
Proem" fail to rouse.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 10:51 [#01995760]
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well, for instance, "lowest." When you say "the country with
the lowest murder rate," you're referring to the country
with the lowest muder rate (Iceland) and then if you say
"there is no such thing as the country with the lowest crime
rate," you're kind of saying "there is no such thing as
iceland," though it could be any country.. thing is,
"lowest," "most," etc, are words that kind of fill
themselves in. Content may be said to be historically
arbitrary or in some cases it can even vary from person to
person, but it's impossible to use those words without
actually referring to something that exists, and if you're
referring to something that exists and then asserting that
it doesn't exist.. well.. you see? It's a sort of opposite,
but similar thing to (a logics favourite) "The current king
of france doesn't exist."


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-31 10:54 [#01995764]
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I love Bush.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-10-31 10:55 [#01995765]
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See, when you say, "Contrary to the stereotype, I
could care less
when someone insults the country I
happen to live in- I'd like to believe that most people here
realize this isn't the "greatest country in the
world."
"
We don't know whether it doesn't bother you at all, or
whether it does bother you and you've just chosen a bad way
of expressing it.

j/k


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-10-31 10:56 [#01995766]
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Most heterosexual men do.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 10:57 [#01995768]
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what about "freedom fries?"

also, this time the "could care less" thing was a bit too
ambiguous.. since it's been a topic in this thread you could
be attempting to use it in its "logical" sense, saying that
you actually do care, or you could be using it in the sense
it is being criticised for being used in to say that you
don't care about the critique or you could be using it
ironically with regards to the discussion of it, in which
case I'm not all together sure what you're saying.. and the
rest of the paragraph is inconclusive.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-31 10:58 [#01995771]
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...I care because you do


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-31 11:01 [#01995777]
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(As if) I could care less.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 11:04 [#01995782]
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Oooo! An actually really plausible explanation!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 11:06 [#01995785]
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that one was supposed to be a followup to ceri.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-10-31 11:13 [#01995790]
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Well, actually, I did think that as well, or rather "(Like)
I could care less", as, like, we know, Americans like to say
the word like before sentences. Like, hello, dhuurr,
everyone knows that, right???



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-10-31 11:23 [#01995800]
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You missed 'duuuuude' off the end of the sentence too.
Dude.



 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-31 11:28 [#01995803]
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He said I could care less. Not a good move. Maybe I
could care less came from people hearing the phrase without
analyzing it. If you say I couldn't care less fast enough it
could sound that way and maybe people just went with it.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-31 11:30 [#01995804]
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LuminousAphid, I dl'ed a best of Top Gear. Im really shocked
they say that shit. In what context? I haven't gotten
around to viewing all the episodes. How did you hear about
Top Gear? I just think in Europe its the source for a good
cheap laugh without having to think really hard. Which is
handy when you are nervous on a chat show.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 11:44 [#01995813]
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oh, and why are so many more words "bad" words in america
than elsewhere and why are they so often bleeped?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-31 11:44 [#01995814]
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As the government promotes plans to better regulate internet
gambling, former addict Vicky Clark tells how she went from
never playing the lottery to losing £27,000 on a web gaming
site in eight weeks.
It is very easy to get into online gambling. Before you know
it you are just getting dragged down.
It is just one short click on the internet. The money can go
so, so fast. I actually lost £27,000 in just over eight
weeks.
It makes you feel totally useless - greedy.
So, it was lose, win, lose - deposit more money and it just
escalated.
I very, very easily got into online gambling. Before I knew
it, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License
plate
said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I
could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah forget
it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to a house about seven
or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you
later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on
my throne as the prince of bel-air.


 

offline Sano on 2006-10-31 11:46 [#01995816]
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Jay Leno makes cheap jokes about the French on a regular
basis, same deal.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-31 11:48 [#01995818]
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I don't know about the bad words. Prudes running the
networks. There are cum swallowing whores here and 40 year
old virgins. There are all sorts.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 11:48 [#01995820]
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there are so many silly americans that americans don't have
to laugh at the rest of the world because they can laugh at
other americans without exhausting the reply. we're all out
of people to laugh at so we laugh at americans too. the
chinese laugh at the mongols.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-31 11:49 [#01995821]
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it's very weird 'cause sometime they bleep words that are
actually important to what is being said, like penis.

"the mans p**** was severely damaged in the train accident."


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-31 11:54 [#01995826]
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i laugh at the norwegians
and the welsh


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-31 12:00 [#01995833]
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There are plenty of silly americans. They all found youtube
apparently.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-31 12:01 [#01995835]
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I don't laugh at you. Ever. Sadly.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-31 12:08 [#01995838]
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Americans are sensitive to the jibes because we have all had
that French guy in college named Michelle steal our
girlfriend with his sultry accent and flair with
multicollored scarves. Even the children.


 


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