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Make an original punchline that has no joke yet, and/or create the joke leading up to a punchline someone else wrote. Punchline: "And that's why I have fingers!" |
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SHAME DERS ONLY DER TWO OF US |
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Q: What did the retard say at xltronic? A: SHAME DERS ONLY DER TWO OF US ha ha ha ha ha! |
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Pomme pwned your post |
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Q: What did the retard do at xltronic? A: Pomme pwned your post ha ha ha ha ha! |
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I can almost guess what will be posted next |
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deez nuttz |
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w M w makes my life a bit more complete |
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"so I ended up upside down with a clowns nose on my forehead they told me I could never sing again and cut off my toes" |
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"aren't you glad i didn't say banana?" |
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"squirt squirt squirt" |
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Is this the joke for my punchlin.. or a new punchline? |
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"me he orginalen au" LOL |
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new punchline |
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wait, was that the joke for the punchline? |
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whenever this thread is up top it's the punchline and the forum is the joke |
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well put. |
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bump |
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LOL |
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I once found a squid that could measure a mans sexual potency if he thrusts his penis into its ink hole (This is my normal behavior toward squid/dead skunks/behives/etc I find, but this one just happened to have that miraculous ability). It would rate you on a scale of 0-100 squirts of ink, 100 being for the most masculine of men. I merely inserted my piece of chopped off foreskin (I normally keep floating in a jar in the basement from when I was circumcized), and it squirted 157 times. I then tricked qrter to try by telling him it was an artificial man butt, and the squid closed its eyes and went: "squirt, squirt, squirt" (At first I thought my own potency had broke it, because qrter couldn't possibly register a positive number. But I later learned that it measures negative amounts when its eyes are closed) |
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Elaborate |
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But what's the joke? |
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