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offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 17:54 [#01987435]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



he's tired of everyone harassing him so much, so he's
releasing his next album under a new name, one harder to
guess than previous ones (uh, it's not a mispronunciation of
any fake or real name, nor does it share words (* licker)).

If you guys didn't make such a big deal about everything
he'd be more relaxed about this. Let a private person keep
their sanctuary! He's really putting a lock-down this time,
warning those who know things severely.

I have been warned.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-15 17:57 [#01987437]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular



its under Dj Sneakattacker


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 17:57 [#01987438]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



recycling is so ridiculous around here, I have to go two
miles to handle paper. who the fuck doesn't
have gobs of papers?


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 17:58 [#01987439]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #01987437



man, each time I make another post, you make five thousand.
Don't you have a kid?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-10-15 17:59 [#01987441]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01987435



you do realise that saying such a thing is going to lead to
uproar/stalking, right?



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-10-15 17:59 [#01987442]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01987439



he needs to get a job


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:00 [#01987445]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to i_x_ten: #01987441



man, my time for uproar around here is way past. back in the
day..


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:01 [#01987446]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987445



man, get a thesaurus, or better, a brain.

man, you can't change your avatar because you need to pay
for one just as large!!

man!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 18:03 [#01987447]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



This thread is vaguely frightening.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-15 18:05 [#01987449]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular



sneak: i have to go 5 minutes to recycle all our stuff, had
a car load this weekend, as for my points, i post as work
and i was on the internet for maybe 10 minutes this weekend,
does that make me a bad person ? as for my wonderful child
braeden, he is currently taking a 1/2 hour+ nap, we played
all weekend, did the laundry, mommy was sick, took care of
her, took a few walks round town and listened to some music
today

respect,
aphex twin


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-15 18:08 [#01987450]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



afx


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:08 [#01987451]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #01987449



you pass your inspection this time, tom.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-10-15 18:09 [#01987454]
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Hi, I'm sneakattack, I'm 17, I know ALL there is to know
about Computers and anything else you'd like to mention, I'm
still not happy though, and I've never said anything
remotely funny or interesting, in my life.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:10 [#01987457]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01987450



http://www.textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/D/dogslut.txt

I Am a Dog Slut !!
by Missy

Hi, my name is Missy and I'm a dog slut. I let dogs
have sex with me
and I enjoy it! I like nothing better then to lay down on
my back and let a
dog hammer my bitch hole mouth with his mighty dog penis. I
love a big, nasty,
slimy, red, hot, throbing, dog dicks in my mouth. I am a
dog whore and I love
it! I love dicks and thier dicks are so nice and fat and
juicy. They're nice
and hard and I love to suck on them. I can suck dog dick
all day long and
hardly a day goes by I don't indulge my desire for dog
dick.

I have two trained dogs -- big dogs -- that I blow
every day. They
have such nice yummy cocks. I often wake-up thinking about
there nice big
beanpoles and how I'm going to blow them. They are more then
willing; they love
getting thier nuts off in my mouth! Hell wouldnt you? I
love to lick thier
dicks and suck thier furry balls too. None of my holes are
off limits to these
studs and thier bulbous cocks. They've been in all my holes
-- mouth, pussy
and ass, sometimes two at a time. I love having my mouth and
pussy stuffed at
the same time. I would get a third dog if I could figure
out a way to get gang
fucked in all my holes at once. Would'nt that be nice
taking dogdick in every
hole at the same time? Unfortunately you can't get double
fucked, ass fucked
and pussy fucked, by dogs at the same time because its to
awkward -- too bad.

I have a girlfriend who is also a dog whore and we
fuck each other's
dogs. Her name is Katrina and she's one horny bitch, she
makes me look like a
refined lady. We have been going down the street and she
has taken stray dogs
and we've come across and blown them in the alley while I've
looked out. Can
you imagine sucking off a stray dog that you just come
across? Getting down on
your hands and knees -- out in the open -- starting on his
nice little soft
furry foreskin, sucking untill his


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:11 [#01987458]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to dog_belch: #01987454



hahaha you're as bitchy as ever. Why don't you masturbate
with a cheesegrater? Builds character, I hear, and other
things.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:11 [#01987460]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



bring it on, you sallow cunts


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2006-10-15 18:12 [#01987461]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



For an artist who´s only interest in music industry extends
to gaining cash from his released material, i'd say its
highly unlikely he'll make an album under a name nobody
knows about! Would'nt it contradict the whole point of
having a career? (and releasing albums)


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:13 [#01987462]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to S M Pennyworth: #01987461



YO man, my peeps tell me things, keep your jealousy to
yourself, professional and otherwise.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-15 18:15 [#01987463]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987457 | Show recordbag



you're still quality!

seen any new goodness?


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:17 [#01987465]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01987463



oh haha had to think for a second. I haven't followed
anything seriously in months. I checked out gunbuster 2, it
wasn't too great. I liked dead leaves back in the day and
associate it with you. hmm.. the flcl creators are supposed
to make something new soon, but I forget what; digging
around .. shit, that one anime encyclopedia site .. you
should be able to find it.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 18:24 [#01987471]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987465



I made a picture of you.


Attached picture

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-15 18:24 [#01987472]
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haha, there are so many, but I think I'm starting to exhaust
them.. animenfo, anime-planet and anidb or whatever

I've been getting into gantz, ergo proxy and neo ranga for
some reason.. gantz is awesomely entertaining with all the
excess violence, ergo proxy has a sort of "existentialism
light" feel to it plus that horror like element and neo
ranga.. well, the episodes are only 15 minutes, and that's
just enough to keep each episode within one "mood," which is
harder to do with 30min episodes...


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2006-10-15 18:27 [#01987475]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



from my response (and the previous posts which i did'nt
really read) i have come to the conclusion that i have no
idea what this thread is about. i'm probably not getting the
joke, or i'm too tired. Sassy...


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:28 [#01987476]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to CS2x: #01987471



heh, that's what I get for linking myself in my profile..


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:28 [#01987477]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to S M Pennyworth: #01987475



I'm just being an annoying cunt. this place is all about
trolling, as far as I'm concerned.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:30 [#01987480]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01987472



I think what wore me out are all the tired cliches, like
overabundances of hot girls, panty shots, blah all that
stuff. makes me feel like a paedo watching the stuff.

So I guess, in my bitter old age, if someone I already know
and appreciate, like watanabe (cowboy bebop) spits out
another series, I'll get back in the groove.

worst thing is that ``news'' sites follow fanboy drivel aka
the stuff which got me to stop..


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2006-10-15 18:31 [#01987481]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987477



ah that explains it :)
i thought i had turned into a grumpy old cunt!
well, good night then i'm logging off for today.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:33 [#01987482]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to S M Pennyworth: #01987481



night =)


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-10-15 18:37 [#01987483]
Points: 1701 Status: Lurker



that's a great pseudonym!!

'night'


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-15 18:43 [#01987484]
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yeah, I know, and that's the thing.. gantz is more.. blood
and gore than "PANTSU!" *nose bleed* and ergo proxy is more
slow paced, etc.. the only bad thing about it is that it
makes me think it's kind of.. in lack of a better word, and
I really really don't like to have to use this, but.. it
seems very.. quasiphilosophical.. I mean.. there are some
statues with voices, and one is Husserl and the other is
Derrida, etc.. it just makes me go "bah!" and "haha!" at the
same time...


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 18:46 [#01987486]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01987484



I am pretty productive these days, and the excess sorta runs
off to the girlfriend.


 

offline staz on 2006-10-15 18:46 [#01987487]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



animeh


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 18:55 [#01987490]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



He already tried to get unfamous by releasing crappy albums
on purpose, but it backfired when it turned out most of his
fans were so stupid that they liked those albums even more.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 18:56 [#01987491]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I've successfully avoided the life-wasting aspects of the
internet all day today... and yesterday.
It's like a cuttlefish that has me in a hypnotic color
changing trance.


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-10-15 18:59 [#01987492]
Points: 1701 Status: Lurker



my back hurts


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-15 19:00 [#01987493]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



Aphex can't hide


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 19:03 [#01987494]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I'm gonna start putting 'aphex' in all my topic titles to
get more attention.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 19:16 [#01987496]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01987491



just turn your machine off, walk outside.

If you have strict obligations, it's best to look at the
clock and panic.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 19:19 [#01987497]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987496



I'll start right after I watch all the south park episodes
at dailymotion.com.


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-10-15 19:19 [#01987498]
Points: 1701 Status: Lurker



[panic[


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 19:30 [#01987500]
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those come out weekly, right? watch them at 1/336 the normal
speed, so that by the time you finish one, a new episod has
come out..


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 19:33 [#01987501]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



after we build the first artificial self aware neuron
connection machine, we'll find out that motivation is
impossible to program. For us, our brains are just a side
product in our ultimate 'purpose' to replicate. but a
machine will have no core purpose such as replicating. It
will just be a brain looking at everything and going 'why',
or it will compute the answer to everything to be 'who
cares' and permanently turn itself off (suicide). This is
when we'll program PAIN, then torture it unless it does what
we want. How WOULD you program pain or reward though. Maybe
pain could be forcing it to think about carrot top or
something.

All human progress is in the wrong direction and I want to
be the domino that topples it all over.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 19:35 [#01987502]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987500



ha ha, I'm so backed up that a new (to me) episode is out
all the time. I let one load completely in one window, then
while I'm watching that one I load another (otherwise it
skips along). Then of course there's family guy and even
some simpsons I havn't seen yet probably.. just about all of
futurama too, new ren and stimpy, saturday night live..


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 19:43 [#01987503]
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i don't think so, it'll want to enforce its world view; ie
``try to make the world a better place''


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 20:06 [#01987505]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



That would be fucked up if it completely didn't understand
pain. Right when I becomes self aware it starts studying the
closest most interesting thing which is a human programmer
who it picks up and starts disecting while still alive. hmm,
how does this vision system work.. sllluuurp. aaaaaaah!

I didn't really follow his proof but in that wolfram book
(which I finished because I didn't realize the 2nd half was
just notes) he supposedly 'proved' that it is
computationally impossible to predict future states of many
complex systems. The only way to see what they will do is to
let them do it and watch them; their is no reducibility in
their computation. ie they are as reduced as they can
logically be already. or something.

machines came from hell.

I wonder if guns made conditions better or worse for
everyone. suddenly anyone had power to end anyone else
without resorting to primitive size of individuals. In that
case, Suge Knight might be the current ruler of
humanity.

being in a braveheart style giant sword battle would be
terrifying.

I'm gonna go drink melted smurfs.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 20:12 [#01987506]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



If anyone has a new liquid drug they plan to market, add
some blue dye and you may use my copyrighted term "melted
smurfs" if you give me 5%. But I guarantee this term alone
will give you a 15% increase in sales. (i avoided infringing
on the cartoon show because the s's in smurfs are really 5's
written in a font that happens to look exactly on s's,
besides selling drugs is illegal already so no harm in
infrija goireaj goaiwj goia jwgkill me). I saw a turtle once
whose shell collapsed because it was only fed lettuce.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-10-15 20:18 [#01987508]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



there are ants in my second floor apartment?!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-15 20:29 [#01987511]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01987508



ugh, neighbors below you and on the side of you (and on top
of you?) Now how are you supposed to continue capturing
women ala the movie along came a spider in secrecy?


 

offline OK on 2006-10-15 20:45 [#01987518]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



anyone managed to get that rave colonel stuff?


 

offline OK on 2006-10-15 20:51 [#01987519]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



Reference. Also soundmurderer mentioned that alias
back when he had the mission codenamed "AnalordHype"..


 


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