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Paddy takes his seat on a plane next to a priest. An air hostess approaches them and asks what they would like to drink. Paddy says "Rum and Coke please". The airhostess gets him his drink and returns. As she's handing it to him she says to the priest "Would you like a drink Father?" to which the priest replies "I would rather be raped by 20 dirty whores than allow one drop of liquor to pass my lips". On hearing this Paddy hands his drink back to the hostess. The hostess enquires "Is there something wrong sir?" Paddy says "Yes. I didn't know we had a choice, I want what he's having" |
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that's the best joke ever. |
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Sorry :( I completely ruined the delivery. I'm too tired and will go to bed now. |
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"TREE FELLERS WANTED" |
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Four candles. |
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the "on hearing this" bit was your downfall. |
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Is it important that his name is Paddy? |
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Haha, classic. |
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