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while making dinner today i slapped some raw chicken into a pan of extremely hot oil. naturally, there was too much oil in the pan and a bit of it splashed onto my bare hands. the pain right now is pretty vile, i've got some ointment on but this will probably ruin any wanking efforts i've set out towards today. yeouch. the lesson is: arrrfroawrwgoegiaffffffffffff |
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you should now use that chicken in wanking purposes. |
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how do you think the chicken feels *cue drum roll and cymbal crash* |
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staz : at least your pain free enough to make a thread about it on xlt, good luck in the future with you and you chicken needs |
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shit! thats bad, but don't put cream on burns. no no no no |
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my chicken needs have been satisfied for a while. i_x_ten: um, it's specifically for burns, so why not? |
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I thought you'd been challenged and lost in a breakdance showdown. But this is, well, worse. |
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if only :( |
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oh thats different. last year at a festival my mate kicked a pan of boiling water onto his foot. he then put suncream on it. it swelled up like a balloon and left a MASSIVE scar. |
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hahaha, sun tan lotion on a burn sounds like an idiotic idea. |
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Agggh, I've boiled my foot... maybe if I can get a suntan out of it won't be all bad.... |
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hahaha, the worst instance of damage control known to man. |
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yeah the medic said it was probably the worst thing he could've done to it |
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let us have some instead. |
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I've got some special ointment for you |
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u____u |
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pee on it |
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also burn looks like bum |
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yeah, rn/m on this board is scary... oh, and i already drank my pee and it won't come out again so no dice :( |
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you should take a look at the latest in pee recycling facilities. The cheapest version is called "BOX-A-SAND" and effectively filters your pee through one meter of specially crafted millions of years old stone fragments brought in from the northern part of africa. |
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give lectures on how this accident has caused you to get a new and more positive outlook on life. dollardollar bills yall |
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nonono, he'd have to have a hideously disfigured face for that |
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tell me, have you ever seen staz' face?????? |
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no, he keeps hiding it behind a fan and giggling whenever I try to get some "kosetid." |
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I usually give hime a pinch on the buttocks when he does that. works a treat |
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hime? |
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staz looks exactly like Deila Derbyshire |
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*Delia |
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right down to the fucked up teeth |
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"princess" in japanese. |
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must've been a freudian slip then |
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Norwegians are cool. |
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della reese |
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defiantly. |
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not sure your forefather thought that when we came and plundered your town and raped your women |
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Haha, my women? Nevaar. |
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yeah, that was his exact words. I told him to try bitches |
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suffer. |
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the lesson is: don't slap raw chicken into too much hot oil |
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TAKE THE PAIN!! |
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Since you're not a real person, and my gf did exactly what you describes there, my conclusion is that you're in fact my girlfriend. No go make me some supper, bitch! |
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No. She was splashed because of salmon. Sorry about that Slach |
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The best thing to treat burns is fire. |
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"Since you're not a real person" TBC. |
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STAZ IS A REAL PERSON HE'S NOT MY DUPE ACCOUNT ;) |
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Sclah is a salmon |
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my own tip is never throw water on a fat fire, it'll take your face off |
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Yeah, right. Strange that when "you" started posting, "he" suddenly got all silent. |
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