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I think he's wicked. Well, far better than any of the other daytime tv personages of his ilk. JUst watch Trisha! |
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I heard he's got some skeletons in his closet that might be coming out to bite him in the ass very soon. *cough* toilet love *cough* He's a scudbook. |
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Hes a massive cunt |
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one can tell he's a cunt just by looking at him. |
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day off today then anus? |
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Can't fucking stand him. However, if I'm not at work then I'll grab 10 minutes of the show to release some vitriol at the screen and I'll be a much calmer person for hte entire cunting day. |
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i'm off everryday at the moment. i trry to stay in bed until about 3 orr 4 if i can. |
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today i woke up accidently because i'd left the TV on and currtains open in a drrunken slumberr last night. |
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I woke up to some wonderfully hardcore porn once. I'd left my computer on and I didn't realise it would loop through the night so my first vision in the morning was Belladonna with a cock in every hole. |
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The stars of the show are his guests, absolutely no morales or dignity. Jeremy Kyle is an utter twat but his show is mindless adictive viewing |
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"two sides to every story" another thing, when he does the phone in thing asking you to text him with your problems, look out for him licking his lips at the end of his comments. Dont know why this annoys me so much |
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he's a mouthbreather? did you get "The Armando Iannuci Show" dvd? |
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Guests on these programs always look really pale and inbred. I remember an episode of Trisha where they were trying to persuade these girls not to do porn, and the girls were going on about how much money they could make, how much they enjoyed it, etc...but were absolute dogs. You'd pay not to see them naked. |
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i seen that for sale on play.com and i was like "whoa its on dvd, christ". but to answer your question no not yet, has it got any uber features on it. Did u catch new Extras and mitchell and webb look? |
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I have only seen bits of the AI Show through what you put up on youtube - those were great, so I'll have to get the dvd myself too. I've downloaded "Extras", not watched it yet. I wasn't that big a fan of the first series, though, but we'll see. I did watch the Mitchell and Webb thing. it had okay bits. thing is, they're not very good actors, so they can't really pull this off, it seems. I hope there'll be a Saxondale dvd soon, with some nice extras. |
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I fitted my HD recorder today and tested the rewinding and fast forwarding, etc. on his show. I should have sampled it, it was intense "but he who has been proven --- --he who has been-- has been --he who has been proven to be a liar --- to be a liar." All it needs is a Supertrigga-like interface and it'd rock. |
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This guy has so much contempt for the lumpen proles who appear on his show. He's a pig of man. but great viewing. |
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Agreed, he makes "Trisha" appear genuinely compassionate in comparison. I particularly like the way he occassionally forgets to make any effort at all at appearing to care and sneers with contempt at the party he's siding with. |
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meh. |
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Tetris! |
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I'm watching the jeremy kyle now and it's so wrong, but it's impossibe to turn it off. |
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it's very possible to turn it off, i can't stand to see more than 30 seconds of it. |
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He makes me less angry than Trisha. Not that I watch either of them. |
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Although I watched Ricky Lake afterwards, which put it into perspective. |
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what a cunt. hes a big nasty self ritious arsecandle. he pareys on broken people, makes thme take a lie detector test (which is proven to be worthless anyway) and then tells them that 'you can only help yourself-you've just got to admit that you've got a problem'. then he drags all of the ex's of the girlfriend who's adament to her boyfriend that shes not gone behind his back out of the woodwork, then promptly re-opens old wounds, with a smug smug smug look in his bastard twatting face. what a A1 CUNT. jeremy, if your reading this could i perhaps go on your show? re topic for today 'i sleep with my mum, eat glass and fuck handfuls of my own shit'. cheers jezza |
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NSFW avatar... |
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or 'mum, dad, goatboy - who's the father?' in which jez rubs the tears of a desperate 16 year old down his legs, whilst telling her to 'sort your life out yeah? just do it yeah? get back on track, yeah? stop being a waste of space to your family and to me yeah?' what a proper cunt. |
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Ricky Gervais would kill to be able to do that little smug expression half as well as Jezza. |
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is he even qualified in ANYTHING at all in relation to helping people? has he even got his O'level maths and english? i fucking doubt it a great deal. |
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uuurgggh... 'Jeremy Kyle thinks he's lucky enough to get paid for what the rest of us do for free – listening to friends' problems. “I am just like my mates – I listen to people and say what I think," he says. “It's just part of life for me.” Ordinary people come on the show– but you usually find that they have extraordinary lives – that's what fascinates me.” People ask me how I cope with some of the agonising things I hear,” he says. “The truth is that of course some things haunt you – but I have to switch off to survive – and I do that when I go home. Many of the people I meet face terror and tragedy in their lives – and they keep going. I really admire them.” what a CUNT. |
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Funny that he rips the piss out of and revels in the misfortune of people he "admires", isn't it? I'd not read that before, but congratulations, by posting that you've done what I thought was impossible; upped his cuntishness in my opinion. |
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i thankyou. |
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Today's one was great. I also noticed for the first time that a disproportianate number of the guests are from the west country and midlands. |
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that's because he gets his mob boys to drive around dudley and Wolverhampton's council estates with a tranquliser gun and randomly shoots people staggering out of boozbuster. The van has a picture of jezza on the side, looking concerned, with the slogan 'i really can help you if you help yourself'. what a CUNT |
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Agreed. |
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