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offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 03:55 [#01970031]
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Jail is prrobably the thing I fearr most, but assuming that
you got in with the rright people it would prrobably be
fine, if you werren't in therre too long, that is. Now my
fearr of prrison isn't so bad. But then I starrt thinking
that they consist of about 90% angrry chavs, and it's back.
I wonderr what being in jail is rreally like.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-09-13 03:56 [#01970033]
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ruff but fuckin' fo sho


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 03:59 [#01970035]
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My plan to avoid fierrce nightly arrse fucking would be to
grrow a big trramp food filled bearrd and stop washing so
often.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-13 04:01 [#01970037]
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straightforward question

are you going to jail?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 04:03 [#01970038]
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I hope not


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-13 04:04 [#01970040]
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is there any real and immediate danger of you going to jail
then?


 

offline uzim on 2006-09-13 04:05 [#01970041]
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i've also got a fear of jail... and trials and justice,
judicial mistakes and all that : |

i'm persuaded that they could send me to it even if i didn't
do anything that deserved it (or anything at all).


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-13 04:08 [#01970043]
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Depends where you go, what youve done, how long youre gonna
be there for. all those factors will help to decide how
youre treated. even what wing youre put on will play a big
factor. there are a lot of chavs. a LOT.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-09-13 04:09 [#01970044]
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for how long ?


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2006-09-13 04:13 [#01970045]
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a really good friend of mine is doing some time in jail. 2
years minimum for armed robbery and attempted murder. i dont
think he's gone to trial yet though. .
im not completely sure how the system works, but he called
us up one time and asked how to beat this one part of final
fantasy VII. so i guess it can't be that bad if he's playing
playstation??


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 04:18 [#01970048]
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Yes, that's what's what I worrrry about. Therre's just been
something on about women who crry rrape. I've worrrried
everr since this nutterr kinda went off the handle with me
once, I was actually underr the imprression she was going
to.



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-13 04:20 [#01970049]
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was that about the guy who served 3 years before it was
found out she was lying? its scary stuff.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 04:26 [#01970050]
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Exactly.
Also my mate was accused of a crrime he didn't commit, and
even though he didn't wind up behind barrs, frrom starrt to
finish therre was a guilty beforre prroven innocent attitude
frrom the police.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 04:30 [#01970054]
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Yes, and the police said they "might" try to prosecute her.
3 years of an innocent man's life, not to mention how it
might have fucked him up for the rest of it...

I went absolutely fucking mental when I heard that on the
radio. I was was screaming, "Might? MIGHT?! NOT FUCKING GOOD
ENOUGH, BRITAIN."


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-09-13 04:34 [#01970055]
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not having your freedom is pretty sux


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-13 04:55 [#01970067]
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Abscond!


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-13 05:07 [#01970073]
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the penitentiary system was the replace for the other things
that were use to punish people...
public tortures and executions.

no one of all this have work.

a good way to affect people in a good way is to have
good teachers on school and good culture.

no one of all this have work.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-13 05:09 [#01970075]
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..and yo! presley,dont think about the jail,why?
better think on yourself.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-09-13 08:30 [#01970133]
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Might? MIGHT?! NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH, BRITAIN.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 08:42 [#01970140]
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I know, it's awesome, isn't it?

To my mind, if it's found you conciously tried to stitch
someone up for a crime they didn't commit, the punishment
should be equal to the punishment they would have received.
So, in this instance, she should get 3-5.

To my mind, "perverting the course of justice" (which the
prosecution would currently probably use) is too weak to be
applied. Sure, in theory it could result in her
getting 3-5, but that'd never happen. It'd be seen as a
"result" if she got 6 months under the current system, which
is just lame.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 08:45 [#01970143]
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Sorry, when I said, "Sure, in theory it could result in her

getting 3-5, but that'd never happen" I meant of course
"...that'd never happen in this case as the victim wasn't a
celebrity."

The bird who lied about the Hamiltons raping her got a few
years, but that was unprecedented.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 08:45 [#01970145]
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To change the subject, I just took notice of yourr avatarr,
that's you isn't it, on yourr bike? What have you got now?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-13 08:48 [#01970150]
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he has...


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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-09-13 08:49 [#01970153]
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that remark i quoted made me smile, but i wasn't poking fun
at the matter.. sounds awful.

any links to news stories or could you tell me the name of
the documentary? i'd be interested in downloading it.

what are you proposing though? another offense to be drawn
up to suit this criteria?

i think perversion of the course of justice is sufficient..
there's another, single-word term for it, for deceiving a
courtroom... can't remember it now..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 08:50 [#01970155]
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Suzuki SV something orr anotherr.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 08:52 [#01970157]
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what are you proposing though? another offense to be
drawn up to suit this criteria?


Yes, especially in the case of women who crry rrape. The
effects on a man I'd imagine would extend well beyond the
grrief caused at the time. It could fuck up everr trrying to
meet women again.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 08:54 [#01970159]
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I have indeed got a black SV650s (K4 version). It looks a
bit different to that picture now, mind. As do my leathers,
2 sets on from those now and a new lid as well. My head is
still minute though...

I'm umming and arring about buying a '97 TL1000s and
streetfightering it in a future/retro cafe racer style. If I
get one, I'll turn the SV into a working bike; heated grips,
taller screen, gel seat, hard luggage and probably full
fairing too.

Have you still got your Polo? Have you given up on bikes
completely, or are you hoping to get another one one day?
I've not got my own cage at the moment, just a succession of
hire cars; got a bloody awful Vauxhaul Minerva.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 08:58 [#01970161]
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I'm getting rrid of the Polo, I've paid this yearrs last
insurrance on it, and I'll make my last payment on it
next month. I'm doing totally without until I've got my
money sorrted, then in a few months I'm getting something
like a CBF500 orr 600, just forr everryday.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-13 09:08 [#01970168]
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perjury?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 09:19 [#01970174]
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When I said, "I know it's awesome" I wasn't taking the piss;
the phrase makes me chuckle too. It was just something I
shouted without conciously thinking about it and I then
started laughing (despite the seriousness of the topic).

I agree that Perversion of the course of justice has the
potential to be used to deal with this crime, but the
problem with it is that the sentences generally given out
under it for this sort of crime are far too lax. I don't
mean "all prison sentences should be longer" in a daily mail
reader sort of way- more that the sentences are mild
compared to other crimes.

Rape is thankfully starting to be finally treated with the
seriousness it deserves (although I don't agree with some
facets of the way it's handled like the defendant not being
able to question the alleged victim themselves). It's about
time that we started recognising that the accusation of rape
is an incredibly heavy charge and that we ought to deal with
it accordingly. They are starting to come round to the
correct way of dealing with allegations of (sexual) child
abuse; it'd be nice if we could see this applied to rape
too.

Re: Single word for misleading the court, you're not
thinking of "equivocation", are you? That's (at the moment)
perfectly legal and a tool all lawyers worth their salt
use...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 09:19 [#01970177]
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That's the word! You know, the one coppers do all the time,
that completely erodes the public's faith in them...


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2006-09-13 09:28 [#01970181]
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Materials:
Carriage return from typewriter; U-clamp attached to side;
handle wrapped with boxing tape, string, upholstery thread
and fragments of dried putty.

Backstory:
By law, prisoners must be provided materials to have an
opportunity to prepare their own legal defenses. In the
1980s, typewriters were made available for this purpose: the
long, notched "spear" here is the carriage return from a
prison-issued typewriter. The handle was wrapped with tape
is likely to have been taken from Rahway's boxing facility,
where several world-class boxers trained, including Rubin
"Hurricane" Carter.



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offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2006-09-13 09:30 [#01970182]
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Materials:
Gardening glove with smaller glove inside; four steel
upholstery tacks, each with three sharp points exposed, sewn
between gloves.

Backstory:
A pair of gardening gloves were issued to an inmate assigned
to outdoor landscape detail. The sharp metal points beneath
the cloth are actually the bottom sides of four inverted
upholstery tacks, lifted from the furniture shop and
stitched into the knuckles of the glove: the idea here is
that the points become more pronounced when the user makes a
fist.



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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-13 09:30 [#01970183]
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I'll actually be going to a.. well, it's this student
organisation thingie that arranges.. talks? anyway, it's
going to be about courtroom ethics, and I think the main
issue is whether or not the defense attorney is
really supposed to actually withold evidence and
"coach" his client into saying only what benefits his cause
or if todays judicial system is totally out of its mind if
you consider the fact that the main point of both the
defence attorney and the prosecution should be to ensure
that even in the most heinous of cases, the defendant is
treated fairly.. I don't really think any defence attorney
should have as his goal to have as many as possible of his
clients acquitted, but rather to keep their interests in
mind of those who are to judge them... I talked myself into
a corner or something (can't proceed without too much
repetition), but I think you get the point...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 09:30 [#01970184]
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and that's? an imprrovised prrison dildo.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2006-09-13 09:31 [#01970185]
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Materials:
"Unbreakable" plastic comb; three single-edge razor blades
inserted into teeth; wrapped with copper wire and shoelace.

Backstory:
During the 1980s, a modest stipend of $1.10 per day was
deposited into each working prisoner's personal account. The
comb and shoelace used here were available from the prison
commissary at that time. By completing an order form,
prisoners could make purchases and tailor a shiv to their
own design specifications.



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offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2006-09-13 09:31 [#01970186]
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Prison Fun Yay


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 09:32 [#01970187]
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Prrison is drreadful :(


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 09:33 [#01970188]
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Mint- glad to hear you're looking at getting one. After
having been used to paying car insurance costs bike ones
will seem great. IMO you can't go wrong with a CB500. An
in-law has one that he uses for a commute from Oxford to
central london each day. Really reliable and the
handling/performance is great for a bike perceived as a
commuter.

I like the looks of the ER-5 better, but they don't hold up
to winter/regular use half as well and I don't like
handling/feedback as much as the CB's (I came about 1/2cm
from decking the pegs on my DAS on one and I had no idea
until the instructor mentioned it).

I've not ridden the CB600F, but a mate has one. They seem a
bit full on as a "working bike" (but saying that, I know a
bloke with a Ninja as his only vehicle)- the 600f engine is
very revvy/quick and the performance (and subsequently
running costs) are more in line with the CBR600f than just a
slightly bigger CB500. He's a fastish rider, but whilst I
can lose him in the twisties, in a flat out drag he trounces
my bike. Only thing to be aware of with having a bike, but
no car, is heavy frost. I ride all year round, even in snow,
but there are usually at least 4 or 5 days a year where
conditions will prevent riding. Depends on what your public
transport/lift options are/how understanding your boss is, I
suppose.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-13 09:35 [#01970190]
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no, wait, it's a debate, so there'll be two sides presented,
actually.. good!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-13 09:37 [#01970191]
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and then you have the people who say crap like "prisons
these days are just just glorified hotels!!" etc.

these are the people that are most puncheable.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 09:40 [#01970192]
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I was verry verry close to getting an ER-5, and would
prrobably have one now but I just couldn't get the money in
time. And forr exactly the rreasons you've said, since I'm
planning on using it verry often, I've decided on the Honda.


The 500 is the rright choice to make, I just hope I don't
get borred.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-13 09:44 [#01970193]
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Mind you, I've been in some horrible hotels.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-13 09:45 [#01970194]
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yeah, but you can then leave.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-13 09:58 [#01970204]
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Depends if it's run by a psycopath intent on devouring your
flesh and decorating the Breakfast Lounge with your bum
hide.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 10:00 [#01970206]
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The situation you describe is more prevalent in American
law; the premise there is that the prosecution tries for a
prosecution (even if the prosecutor believes you to be
innocent!) the defense tries for an acquittal, no matter how
guilty you are and somewhere in the middle, the truth comes
out.

Our (UK) lawyers are supposed not to try to get a
prosecution if they think you're innocent and the defense
are not supposed to "train" you in what you're supposed to
say.

Sadly, until the day when all lawyers are appointed by the
court, at a fixed charge (and hence have no vested interest
in success at any cost), I can't see this changing. Expert
witnesses are even worse...

Sadly, I can't see this situation changing much; if
anything, we're going the other way. I think the most fucked
up aspect is the police (who lets be honest; a minority
aside, are already not the most intelligent, fair or
impartial people you'll meet) implementing this system of
"points" for arrests and promotion being based on the who
gets the most points.

Suddenly, they have a very real personal incentive to put
you away (but you can bet the court won't revoke the
near-infallible trust it places in them) and some will be
prepared to perjur themselves to earn points rather than
just (as is now the case) when they have a vendetta against
the defendant/genuinely believe them to be guilty and want
to avoid them getting off on a technicality.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-13 10:03 [#01970208]
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oh no


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offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-09-13 10:11 [#01970212]
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Yes, I reckon it's the sensible choice and you'll enjoy it
performance wise more than you'd expect (if you've not
ridden one)- they even had a one make race series based on
the CB500!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-09-13 11:12 [#01970241]
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Shawshank Redemption


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-13 11:49 [#01970279]
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Breakfast is strictly between 7:00 to 7:12, checkout is 9am,
no pets guests, smoking or drinking, door locked at 9pm,
only damp sheets available and half a bog roll.


 


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