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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-04 11:25 [#01965092]
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this is this girls myspace profile picture

she looks cute. right? definitely like she might have a
little extra weight around the corners but there is never
anything wrong with that. I do not mind a little extra beef
on my taco's


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-04 11:27 [#01965097]
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nothing could've prepared me for THIS, a full-body shot of
her in a seperate profile from her TOP 8

this is an outrage


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-04 11:28 [#01965100]
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and then this goes without saying


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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-04 11:29 [#01965102]
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Fuuuccckkk, those arms are huge.
Huh? She's a moose in both photos. The second is worse
though. I don't understand how someone could let themselves
get that big.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-09-04 11:33 [#01965109]
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Baby got back...front,sides,top,bottom,8th dimension. I'd
still fuck her when drunk on Samual Jackson Beer.


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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-09-04 11:34 [#01965112]
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cyg, in all seriousness, and i don't want to come accross as
ignorant but i admit, i am. i often see black fellows with
large blond white women. what's up with that? i guess i am
assuming you know, you being a black fellow, and i apologize
for being an ignorant half-japanese fool. but see i am the
product of another stereotype, that being that asian women
(my mom) tend to go after big dopey white guys (my dad). i
don't know the reason for this either, by the way.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:34 [#01965113]
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she has penis


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-09-04 11:38 [#01965123]
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white guys (even big dopey ones) have bigger penises than
asian guys.

black women are scary (most). white blonde women are stupid
whores (all) what would you choose?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-04 11:39 [#01965124]
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I think some girls can carry off being a tad bit "curvy".
Like Christina Ricci in Buffalo 66 or Charlotte Church
(Yeah, you would, don't lie) But this is just....if the
belly sticks out further than the tits, that's way over the
"plump" mark and into "morbidly obese".


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:39 [#01965125]
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imagine a large black woman fucked by an asian guy

it'd be like a pinprick on an elephant


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-09-04 11:40 [#01965126]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:40 [#01965127]
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I like women to be obscenely skinny, btw

when the hip bones are just slightly visible, and if they
stretch upwards, you see the ribs.. mmm...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:41 [#01965128]
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haha, real life laugh!

have a drink on me!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-04 11:42 [#01965132]
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real life laugh too


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-04 11:43 [#01965135]
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ive done one bigger.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:43 [#01965137]
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hey, come over here and I'll cut your hair for free!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-09-04 11:43 [#01965138]
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haha.

i guess i'm white from the cock down.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:44 [#01965140]
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what are you above it? cherokee?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-04 11:45 [#01965142]
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I've always wondered.. is it true that indians don't have
facial hair (in any larger extent than women? I mean.. all
mammals have facial hair, but not.. well.. beards)


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-04 11:54 [#01965163]
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i don't feel like i can speak for all black guys. i do not
mind thick girls whatsoever but it's not just blonde ones. i
like them asian, brunette, puerto rican, hatian... english..
brazillian, etc.

ive dated 2 black girls in my lifehood and its not really my
kinda thing, they are really emotionally hyperactive and
unpredictable and im too much of a lazy geek to satisfy that
shit


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-09-04 12:02 [#01965174]
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hmm. yes i can see the appeal of a thick woman. but of
course, not an obese one. it'd be like fucking a water bed.


 

offline glasseater from Switzerland on 2006-09-04 12:02 [#01965175]
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RACIST CUNT :p


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-04 12:15 [#01965192]
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absolutely not, yeah. i mean, you can't even hug a girl
who's morbidly obese. or a guy, for that matter. imagine
what it's like for a girl to have to fuck a dude who weighs
almost 300 pounds.

check out this girl, shes definitely thick. shes absolutely
not obese tho. totally beautiful looks, gorgeous. and has
unbelievable tits. if i got to fuck her id probably be
blasting before 3 seconds


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-04 12:18 [#01965197]
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ooomppf...


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offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-04 12:20 [#01965199]
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oh yeahhhh.

as much as i prrobably much prreferr a biggerr girrl, i'd
neverr get in a serrious rrelationship with one because one
day she'll prrobably go verry fat, like my old boss. i'd
only settle down with someone verry verry thin. i'm
horrrrible.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-04 13:20 [#01965272]
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having said that


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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-09-04 13:29 [#01965279]
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Hmmm. She is a bit too big for my tastes. I like really
skinny ones too. I once had a girlfriend that I could fit my
hands around her waist. It was pretty awesome.

She was not a nice person. I hope she starves herself to
death some day.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-04 13:30 [#01965280]
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narr, i'd still like to get stuck in while she's still cute.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-04 14:04 [#01965299]
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Maybe she has a cockroach living under one of her tits
though.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-09-04 14:16 [#01965312]
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she's NOT cute on the first pic either


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-04 14:18 [#01965316]
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potential monoid girlfriends?


 

offline detheel on 2013-11-07 19:20 [#02464259]
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potential DUBturbo?


 


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