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my temp is so fucked up, i sweat almost my whole water supply in my sleep. as i woke up my blanket was freezing because it was soaked, then i went to the bathroom and squeezed liquid shit out of my ass for like 3 hours. i popped open a heineken and drank it, and then threw it up all over the floor. i cant stop shivering and im motherfuckin cold, im gonna call a doctor. there are napkins all over my bathroom floor and my arms and shaking i can barely type |
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(might have food poisoning) |
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Drink more Heineken. Alcohol and flu is like penis and vagina |
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i'm just after recovering from bronchitis. lousy cigarettes :/ |
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o my god drink plenty of fluids and get back to bed. |
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this morning my farts sounded like a didgeridoo |
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oh shit, wrong thread , sorry. i hope you get well soon, cygnee |
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it's not flu it's aids |
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sounds like flew to me. why the fuck would you drink heineken? |
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xlt is the cure all |
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seriously, he nees something with calories like guiness |
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mmmmmmmm orange juice |
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yes |
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are you better now? |
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phresh man :) |
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oh shit. hope I don't catch it by reading this thread... |
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just remember: if they tell you it's "stomach flu", punch them in the face and inform them that there's no such thing as stomach flu. Probably something wrong with your tubes and pipes. I had a food poisoning (I guess) last winter. It sucks. Luckily it's usually over in 24h. If it's gastrointestinal, just remember to drink AND eat liquid stuff as soon as you're over the critical phase. But don't eat or drink your own liquid feces. |
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