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ok, now that there are so few people online, this might be a good time to try this... we all make a story together one word, or phrase at a time just dont hog the story! (btw: contribute as a response to the latest post, so that it will be less confusing when like 13 people are posting at once.. if it ever gets that popular) and please participate.. ill just look stupid if no one responds...(if u dont think so already) ok, ill get us started: one day.. |
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bobby woke up and put his socks on |
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they were yellow and blue |
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..and green (u see, he had three legs) |
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his third leg was about to be amputated that very morning |
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...and then he said to himself... |
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bugger me senseless... |
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..why get it amputated when i could... |
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stuff it up my ass |
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lol que you are making this difficult :) |
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...and so thats what he did. ..then he woke up at the hospital |
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so he stuffed it up his ass, but it went up sideways |
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said bobby |
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and the nurse was so pretty... |
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but has a disfunctional left nostril which... |
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was as big as a currant bun |
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didnt stop her in the least from giving... |
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extremely amazing nostril |
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..nostrilLY injected mediaction |
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but she was DOOMED, because... |
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i told her she was doomed |
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and job told her she was doomed because... |
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..a large piano was falling directly above her.. |
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and was being played by stevie wonder. |
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the piano, complete with stevie wonder, came crashing down on her |
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but fell into her giant nostril, she sneezed at once causing... |
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an avalanche in the mountain towering behind the hospital, but thankfully Captain Spuzzlenikkers, the defender of... |
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..gay sex with lesbians donkey punched her with a brick and touched her... |
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with his super time machine gloves, thus sending her 2 hours into the future, safe from the falling snow, but... |
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...directly into the clutches of the clutches of boy george who... |
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little did he know that in 2 hours the science of man would alter so greatly that from the clouds spoons would fall down in place of rain! |
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and she died |
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and then she woke up cause it turned out it was just a coma but she was... |
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covered in spoons, and oddly enough man's rain technology had evolved plastic sporks too, so she took one of the sporks and she used it to fling a pea at... |
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Stevie Wonder who was realizing that he had regained his sight after falling on the nurse |
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The nurses clothes had been vaporized as an unintended side effect from the sudden warp in time (as well as everyone elses clothes in the room) but stevie could make no sense of the visual information because he'd never seen anything before. So he thought the nurse was the pea and he tried to fling her back using some snow from the avalanche (thinking the snow was the spork) but... |
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