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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 13:26 [#01962418]
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My sister's boyfriend was a bit of a raver, and liked to
drop acid and smoke skunk a lot. One night, walking through
his local village off his head on various substances he
noticed a large house with the front door open and the
lights on. Curious, he stepped inside. Not seeing anyone
about (in the hallway anyway) he walked into the kitchen and
found various packed lunches and drinks stored in the
fridge. He had a case of the munchies from the weed and
proceeded to stuff his face, making a bit of a mess in the
process. He was absolutely wrapped up in his little snack
session when a loud voice asked him what the fuck he was
doing. He turned around to see a policeman, that he guessed
had followed him into the house. "Oh, um...I'm just looking
after my friends house for the weekend....I don't
ummm...live here usually."
To which the copper replied
"It's Wednesday...and this is a fucking police station."

 

offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2006-08-30 13:27 [#01962419]
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fake

 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 13:28 [#01962420]
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Of course that is real. Funny how everyone seems to know
this fucker, I've heard the story about 2000 times.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 13:29 [#01962421]
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btw. I still like you.

 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 13:29 [#01962422]
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To the best of my knowledge, 100% true. I met him many times
when he was completely out of it. It wouldn't suprise me in
the slightest.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-30 13:32 [#01962423]
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DUEDS I ONCE HEARD A STORY ABOUT A GIRL WHO MASTERBARTED
WITH A BANANA AND THEN IT BROKE!! IN HER PUSSY!!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-30 13:35 [#01962425]
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haha! nice one swears. good joke.

 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-30 13:38 [#01962426]
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it's a joke. but a good one.

 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 13:42 [#01962429]
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How many times can I insist it's true?
I just rang my sister and she said that everybody was
ripping him for about it for at least six months afterwards.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-30 13:44 [#01962430]
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I know a version of this story that ends up with some
sweetcorn under his foreskin.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-08-30 15:52 [#01962480]
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and what?...what happen next?
)i think i understand the text)

the policeman call others police and they kick his head?
money?....its fun

 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 15:56 [#01962481]
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His mum knew some of the local coppers, and after spending a
few hours down the station, and his mum trying to explain
how her son was "under a lot of stress" they let him go
without charge. Luckily, he didn't actually have anything on
him.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-30 16:34 [#01962503]
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what are the chances of you both knowing the same person.
heh.


 

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