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(y/n) me = "not" |
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It will be a shame when this topic gets buried by so many crappy ones. phobiazero, if you agree to make an ad at the top of the site that just says 'w M w' in big letters, then that should be sufficient attention and I'll agree to leave this site, which sucks by the way. Well there are SOME good things about it like my posts but that's pretty much it. |
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OMB, my elmos are moving into the next aviter?! 13 |
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xltronic the game: you win when you're the only one to make a post in the last half hour. I win every day. |
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dude |
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have you ever been mauled by a ... (6) Thatis what people will see... looks like it has 6 replies so is probably a good topic maybe right? TOO BAD THEY"RE ALL MINE, HA HA HA. and one of darkpromen a aos so who said 'dude' which was actually good. |
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I have been...mauled by a bear. |
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Ian Noll, you personally are the reason i bought the selfish gene, and i am glad i did because it is good. Memes and stuff. Thank you, here is some attention and also a THING |
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no , but i was mauled by a retard once when i was young, does that count?????/ :F |
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nice pic |
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seriously? black bear or grizzly (black have longer ears). Did you provoke it/ try to back up slowly/ try to out-intimidate it? |
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That is a very cool THING, aka drawering. Richard dawkings is such a great teacher in the medium of writing. The blind watchmaker is probably his next best. The extended phenotype kind of repeats a little bit of the selfish gene if I remember but also has a lot of excellent new stuff. ... I read 'the meme machine' by susan blackmore. At the end of the book I reached a point of zen where I was pretty much convinced I was an illusion to myself... however it should be stressed that I was biased because at the time I didn't want to exist... not as good as dawkings though. "a new kind of science" was recommended by jand here I think, and is really starting (eventually toward the 2nd half of the book) to convince me the universe really is just the complex emergence that resulted from a simple program/ simple rules. Here are many of my old drawerings if you never saw them. http://xltronic.com/mb/80633 I really like yours. It was nice having sex with you, sincerely, mr. pistachios |
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No, not at all... But to appease your seemingly unquenchable thirst for bear maulings I offer this small . |
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i want to hear that tape of the guy who lived with bears and got killed by em. |
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seriously? Did you provoke it/ try to back up slowly/ try to out-intimidate it? |
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my brother was mauled by a bear at lake louise in canada. him and his best friend were there celebrating the end of their uni courses with some camping. the only thing he remembers was smashing a rock on the nose of the bear. When he came to his one of his kidneys and other internals were lying next to him and his friend was slouched over their tent, dead. he needed 20 hours of micro surgery and 1200 staples. (maybe 12000?) which sucked becuase his travellers insurance ended the previous day. (they decided to stay an extra week) it finacially ruined the family and my brother is a broken man. thanks for asking |
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God damn. I do remember reading that the majority of attacks occur in canada. That's pretty terrifying... and we're just a bunch of pussy ass humans almost entirely removed from the world of dinosaurs and such where such violence is the rule not the exception. I would have nightmares about that every night if that happened to me. I can only imagine how the hell he got out of that predicament.. crawling back on the trail hoping the bear is somewhere the fuck else the whole time.. He should get an official bear medal. |
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Sometimes at night, i wrap myself up in my covers with pillows and pretend i’m in a stomach with a bunch of undigested bodies. It makes me feel all giddy :) I think it’s the feeling of impending death and helplessness, and the comfort of being inside the warm belly of a living being, that get me off. Either way, I have yet to find a partner who accepts this… |
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couldn't hurt if your partner was also a psychologist. |
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yes, she could eat my brain maybe :) |
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crap thread |
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the smell of poo lingers in the air |
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no, wait it's roses |
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can you link me some celeb pictures? |
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no |
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i had an altercation with a duck, when I was a young boy |
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they found the bear and put it down, he asked if he could have a tooth as a souvenier and they said NO! how shit is that! |
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He deserved every piece of it, if u ask me... |
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I can understand that they want to keep it all underwraps but surely a tooth is a fair request. |
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You people that haven't been mauled by a bear need to explain themselves! I haven't, but I just haven't had a chance to go bear wrestling, yet. Just give me time... |
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explain *yourselves wtf.... oops... |
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sandy! i made your avatar: |
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Here is the culprit pictured before he fled the authorities in a white 82 ford pickup with another yet to be identified bear. Joe McDonald of the Lake Louise police department said "while the ford was turning to peel out in front of us, the suspect rolled down the window and shouted 'waka, waka, waka!' at us. It chilled my bones." Fozzie, as the culprit came to be known, was picked up in Montana 6 days later and positively identified by the teethmarks on your brothers kidney and the semen in his ass. |
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have you ever been mauled by a bear ? if not, why? |
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The driver, known only as 'bear', was found 3 months later. He charged with aiding and abetting, and also given a ticket for speeding (shown). |
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do you take drugs all the time |
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ha ha, I guess I must have flash because I can see those. |
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wow... I mean wow... this is better than tv |
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"bear"? i thought he got done for child molestation! on the news it said he was repeatedly seen on daytime TV letting numerous small children into his house |
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