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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-20 08:02 [#01957003]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



Loads of records of people's AOL search queries have been
leaked onto the web. somethingawful.com have used
this search program to find some the the funniest/most
disturbing.

L I N K


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-20 08:05 [#01957007]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



660795 aphex twins 2006-03-06 0
660795 aphex twins 2006-03-06 3
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 0
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 0
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 0
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 0
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 0
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 1
660795 richard d. james 2006-03-06 4
http://xltronic.com
660795 straight to video 2006-03-07 0
660795 msi 2006-03-07 0
660795 mindless self indulgence 2006-03-07 0
660795 mindless self indulgence 2006-03-07 1
660795 city where the atomic bomb droped 2006-03-07 0
660795 nick.games.com 2006-03-07 0
660795 micro atx desktop case 2006-03-07 1
660795 micro atx desktop case 2006-03-07 4
660795 how does a sewer system work 2006-03-07 1
660795 how does a septic tank work 2006-03-07 1
660795 guys kissing guys 2006-03-08 0
660795 guys kissing guys



 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-20 08:05 [#01957008]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



yeah some of it is quite fucked up though. amusing but
fucked up.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-08-20 08:25 [#01957013]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #01957007



lol

ok fess up! who was it!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-20 08:40 [#01957019]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to goDel: #01957013



660795 myspacec.om 2006-04-27 0
660795 gas prices 2006-04-27 0
660795 fspa 2006-05-02 0
660795 many mammals don't see in color because 2006-05-02 2
http://www.talkorigins.org
660795 system of a down 2006-05-04 0
660795 panty shot 2006-05-05 0
660795 panty shot 2006-05-05 0
660795 shut me up 2006-05-06 0
660795 shut me up 2006-05-06 0
660795 google 2006-05-07 1 http://www.google.com



 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2006-08-20 08:42 [#01957020]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



hahaha!!! Some twisted people out there... not surprised.
i also type some weird shit once in a while to see how far
the internet goes... you get some results to the strangest
things. hehh


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-08-20 08:47 [#01957024]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



9640660 should i become a red-head 2006-03-05 0
9640660 should i become a redhead 2006-03-05 0
9640660 should i become a redhead 2006-03-05 0
9640660 uc 2006-03-06 4 http://www.ucsd.edu
9640660 reheads 2006-03-06 0
9640660 redheads 2006-03-06 0
9640660 should i become a redhead 2006-03-06 0
9640660 how do i know what colors to dye my
hair 2006-03-06 0
9640660 the role of the fcc in music
censorship 2006-03-07 1 http://www.ncac.org
9640660 the role of the fcc in music
censorship 2006-03-07 2 http://www.cheathouse.com
9640660 the role of the fcc in music
censorship 2006-03-07 1 http://www.ncac.org
9640660 the fcc 2006-03-07 1 http://www.fcc.gov
9640660 censorship 2006-03-07 2 http://www.booksatoz.com
9640660 censorship 2006-03-07 4 http://www.indexonline.org
9640660 censorship 2006-03-07 10 http://www.theroc.org
9640660 freedom of speech 2006-03-07 0
9640660 freedom of speech in
music 2006-03-07 1 http://www.riaa.com
9640660 the first
amendment 2006-03-07 2 http://www.law.cornell.edu
9640660 the first
amendment 2006-03-07 4 http://caselaw.findlaw.com
9640660 under god was added to the
constitution 2006-03-07 0
9640660 who was president in 1954 2006-03-07 0
9640660 homosexuality's effects on the human
body 2006-03-07 0
9640660 high desert
church 2006-03-07 1 http://www.hdcnet.org
9640660 sodomy is physically
destructive 2006-03-07 8 http://www.sos.state.or.us
9640660 sodomy is physically
destructive 2006-03-07 9 http://www.metrovoice.net
9640660 sodomy is physically destructive to the human
body 2006-03-07 0
9640660 homosexuality hurts the human body 2006-03-07 0


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-20 12:29 [#01957129]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



There seem to be lots of hypochondriac medical searches.
"hav i got aids" "simtoms of aids" "early stages of lyme
diseaes" etc


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-20 12:31 [#01957130]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



This is great. It's like being able to hear people's
thoughts. I have a better understanding of how generally
ignorant most people are and how obsessed everyone is with
sex.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-20 12:38 [#01957132]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



ah ha ha ha:
I think what we've learned today is that if there is a god,
it isn't anywhere the fuck near AOL search.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-08-20 12:51 [#01957134]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



is there a cure for hepatitis
is there a cure for shingles
is there a cure for acid reflux
is there a cure for being exposed to asbestos
is there a cure for mono


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-08-20 12:56 [#01957137]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



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how to detect modem
wiretapping how to detect
how to detect fraud or spam
how to detect if a person i am trying to buy something is
real
how to detect if you have breast cancer


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-20 13:04 [#01957139]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



man, i havn't been to something awful in a long time... it
is so good:

Bad Day LA features voice acting so horrible they would have
been better off just looping a Wilhelm scream every time
someone talks. Lines are delivered with all the emotional
impact of someone nodding off to sleep, which leads me to
believe that the voice work was done by playtesters
following a 10 minute session with the game.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-20 13:34 [#01957152]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-20 14:46 [#01957185]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-20 14:47 [#01957186]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-20 14:49 [#01957190]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-08-20 15:03 [#01957194]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



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offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-20 15:17 [#01957201]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



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offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-08-20 16:56 [#01957285]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular | Followup to swears: #01957007



Oh my god, homosexuality


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-20 17:04 [#01957291]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to dariusgriffin: #01957285



I know, there is a bummer amongst us. The sites listed to
the right are the ones the user went to after the search.

SO BEWARE!!!!!1!!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-20 17:10 [#01957297]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to swears: #01957291 | Show recordbag



we all know it's you


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-20 17:17 [#01957301]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



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929313 sofa 2006-04-23 6 http://www.sofagarden.com


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-20 17:21 [#01957302]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



this is scary!

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1866255 friends of the swastika 2006-04-03 0
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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-20 17:53 [#01957321]
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yummy!


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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-20 18:01 [#01957324]
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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-20 18:08 [#01957326]
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It gets boring quickly over on somethingawful as well.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-20 18:11 [#01957327]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



i think this should be published. utterly fascinating to the
MAX


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2006-08-21 01:59 [#01957396]
Points: 4480 Status: Lurker



i pissed myself soo many times readign those pages : D
well over an hours worth of searches for female president
and it finishes with I do not agree with femal presidency.
: D


 


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