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riddle me ree! |
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riddle me ree! |
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More coming soon people! |
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what do you call the asian hide and seek champion? |
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i don't know? but i know i'm going to laugh! |
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I give up |
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i bet weatheredstoner has some awesome jokes dude |
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amir |
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not that great actually... try again |
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You wish I did!!!! |
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I dont get it but I laughed |
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wtf that joke sucked. |
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big up big up |
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thatw as like my sex life, all build up no climax! |
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lol @ taff i'm no good @ telling jokes. |
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ashes to ash and funk to funky we know that major tom's a junkie |
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the girls on the waterslide go CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! |
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brrrap |
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looooooooooooollll |
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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible." Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?" Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife." Mr. Smith: "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" Receptionist: "Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." Mr. Smith: "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her. |
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good one innit |
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:D mi get de carrots dem fi de salad |
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the problem there is he's almost definetly slept with her already |
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Not the best, but a funny headline parody I read today: "Price of oil drops a dollar in reaction to ceasefire. In related news, oil prices expected to climb amidst fears of dropping oil prices" |
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if the disease were 'genital warts' and the punchline was 'don't eat the cauliflower in her kootch' then it works. |
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A young woman goes into a supermarket, shops the aisles and unloads onto the conveyor belt two bananas, a small tin of beans, half-a-gallon of milk and half a sliced loaf. The checkout boy rings through her purchases, looks up and says: "You're a single woman, aren't you?" She looks a bit sheepish and says: "Yeah. I suppose it's the shopping that gives it away, is it?" And the checkout operator says: "No. It's because you're fucking ugly." |
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I don't think he'd fit in her kootch, mr. K. Ayres.. pffff. |
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one of my favs.... What's stiff, purple and drives women crazy!...? . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Cott Death. (crib death for you americans....) |
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you dont have to get inside to pick the cauliflowers you IDIOT |
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hey, don't shout at me, that's what HE said. |
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you guys are spoiling my joke.. hrrmmphh! |
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I know what he said, alright |
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I don't think you did. besides, looks like he just let off the most massive fart. |
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b'dum chii Love it! |
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microwaved tacos for my lunch.. that's what's going on here. |
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I liked that "Amir" one, though I suppose it helps if you say it with a northern accent. |
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Q: Why did the baker have smelly hands? A: He kneaded a poo! |
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hahaha, brilliant |
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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? |
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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer. |
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what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no eye deer. |
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what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and can't have sex? still no fucking eye deer. |
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you were saying weatheredstoner? |
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"A deadly game of cat and mouse" |
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ameeer. by eck ;) |
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Funny one: - What do you get when you cross a black man with a monkey? - What do you mean by "crossing " exactly? |
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"Mom, why do people in our family die suddenly and misteriously?... Mom?... I'm talking to you, mom... Mommy..." |
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The following joke can be great if it's told right. You ask, with a tone that suggests that the joke is a real brain twiddler, "What would the Beatles be called if they were black?" Then you let them think for a few seconds. Then when they ask you for the answer, you say, like the answer is obvious, "Niggers!" |
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lol HAHA HAHA LOL |
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I laughed in spite of myself... |
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