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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-15 04:06 [#01954151]
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I just had a nervous breakdown, i wanted to do a suicide because i can no more and i like to make sex to electronic music with my realdoll who has a right to be depressed because the world sucks an im a shy person with aids
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staz
on 2006-08-15 04:08 [#01954154]
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monoid overload.
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Combo
from Sex on 2006-08-15 04:09 [#01954155]
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+fav
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-15 04:11 [#01954156]
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I laughed
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-08-15 04:11 [#01954157]
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weak joke
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-15 04:13 [#01954158]
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I know
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-15 04:13 [#01954160]
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Is this a new topic..? Apparently it is.
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-15 04:14 [#01954162]
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One thing tho: a shy person with AIDS? How the hell did you get it?
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-15 04:16 [#01954164]
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At the glory hole
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-08-15 04:34 [#01954169]
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and theres the punchline
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oyvinto
on 2006-08-15 04:52 [#01954172]
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funny
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-08-15 04:52 [#01954173]
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please continue
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-15 04:57 [#01954175]
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i fucked your moms
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-15 04:57 [#01954176]
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but I had to fuck her in the ass cause she was a guy
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-15 09:58 [#01954281]
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hilarious stuff
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-08-15 10:22 [#01954287]
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funny, ha ha
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-08-15 12:42 [#01954368]
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classic lolz
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-15 12:45 [#01954370]
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candid!
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staXXX
from China on 2006-08-15 12:49 [#01954374]
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That was not very funny. AIDS is very serious.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-15 12:56 [#01954379]
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Guy goes the doctor after having some tests run. The doctor pulls out his file and reads. He turns and says "right, do you wnat the good news or the bad news?"
The guy replies "give me the bad news first, might aswll get that out of the way"
"well"says the doctor "I am very sorry to tell you have AIDS"
"shit so whats the good news ?"
"you have alzheimers!"
"Thank Christ for that" replies the man "For a moment there I thought you were gonna tell me I had AIDS!"
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-15 13:01 [#01954383]
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You've finally made me laugh!
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-08-15 13:14 [#01954403]
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It is funny because it is serious.
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staXXX
from China on 2006-08-15 13:25 [#01954413]
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AIDS is not funny. My friend has AIDS and he does not feel good ever because he suffers.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-08-15 13:34 [#01954426]
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um...okay
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-15 13:34 [#01954430]
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Arse Injected Death Sentence?
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-15 13:37 [#01954439]
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i was just thinking that :) that post made me smile.
marco's got the nuance of wit. impressive. perhaps communication over the internet can be a feasible language-learning tool..
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staXXX
from China on 2006-08-15 13:38 [#01954443]
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he might be a faggot, but that doesn't make AIDS any less funny.
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uzim
on 2006-08-15 14:07 [#01954498]
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you're new here, so you don't know Monoid yet...
the best advice i can give is try to ignore him. whenever you see a thread by Monoid, don't click on it; it will only be him whining and/or hating everyone. don't bother.
and no, AIDS is not funny. (neither is Monoid.)
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staXXX
from China on 2006-08-15 14:10 [#01954500]
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You seem like a nice fella.
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-08-15 14:37 [#01954520]
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(im trying to translate to english, please advise me if is ununderstandable or unfunny)
Son come home and sees his dad decorating their christmas tree.
Son: "Dad, did you forgot today isn't even december yet?"
Dad: "Did you forgot you have cancer, son?"
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OK
on 2006-08-15 18:57 [#01954696]
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attemp succeded
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OK
on 2006-08-15 18:58 [#01954697]
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i love my avatar
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-08-15 19:06 [#01954700]
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Monoid = awfuls
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B123
from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-08-15 19:15 [#01954715]
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AIDS is not funny, but AIDS jokes can be funny. Do you not laugh at any jokes about medical conditions?
C'mon
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staXXX
from China on 2006-08-15 19:56 [#01954772]
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I'm sorry, I don't see the humour in it. People getting fucked in the ass just isn't funny.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-16 03:48 [#01955002]
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yeah
it's sexy
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-16 04:50 [#01955031]
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:) + ;P
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-16 04:53 [#01955034]
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perhaps communication over the internet can be a feasible
language-learning tool..
And yes, it surely is buddy.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-16 04:56 [#01955036]
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monoid, i think you should try stereoids.
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-16 04:56 [#01955037]
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You are living proof of that!
Seriously, i've been to Rome, and compared to all the italians i've ever spoken to, your english is now superior
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-16 05:03 [#01955041]
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That's always nice to hear!
At least I can say I'm a decent english writer, some mates of mine can't even type a sentence in english. I am proud of that, but I have always to thank this place :)
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-08-16 16:37 [#01955365]
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My dad put up Christmas lights on the house last year that read "FUCK OFF" in huge block letters.
A neighbour from over the road and knocked on the door and started complaining to him: "You can't have that...children can see..it's a disgrace..I'm phoning the council..etc.."
My dad justed looked at her and said: "Can't you read the sign?"
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-16 17:52 [#01955392]
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Penis shaped Chirstmas lights were real big in uni. Everyone had them up in their window.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2006-08-17 05:08 [#01955561]
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HAHA! Your friend has AIDS
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detheel
on 2013-09-23 18:03 [#02461932]
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Your friend has DUBturbo
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