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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-08-15 04:06 [#01954151]
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I just had a nervous breakdown, i wanted to do a suicide
because i can no more and i like to make sex to electronic
music with my realdoll who has a right to be depressed
because the world sucks an im a shy person with aids


 

offline staz on 2006-08-15 04:08 [#01954154]
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monoid overload.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-08-15 04:09 [#01954155]
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+fav


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-15 04:11 [#01954156]
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I laughed


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-08-15 04:11 [#01954157]
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weak joke


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-08-15 04:13 [#01954158]
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I know


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-15 04:13 [#01954160]
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Is this a new topic..? Apparently it is.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-15 04:14 [#01954162]
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One thing tho: a shy person with AIDS? How the hell did you
get it?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-08-15 04:16 [#01954164]
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At the glory hole


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-08-15 04:34 [#01954169]
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and theres the punchline


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-08-15 04:52 [#01954172]
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funny


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-15 04:52 [#01954173]
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please continue


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-15 04:57 [#01954175]
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i fucked your moms


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-15 04:57 [#01954176]
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but I had to fuck her in the ass cause she was a guy


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-15 09:58 [#01954281]
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hilarious stuff


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-15 10:22 [#01954287]
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funny, ha ha


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-15 12:42 [#01954368]
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classic lolz


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-15 12:45 [#01954370]
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candid!


 

offline staXXX from China on 2006-08-15 12:49 [#01954374]
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That was not very funny. AIDS is very serious.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-15 12:56 [#01954379]
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Guy goes the doctor after having some tests run. The doctor
pulls out his file and reads. He turns and says "right, do
you wnat the good news or the bad news?"

The guy replies "give me the bad news first, might aswll get
that out of the way"

"well"says the doctor "I am very sorry to tell you have
AIDS"

"shit so whats the good news ?"

"you have alzheimers!"

"Thank Christ for that" replies the man "For a moment there
I thought you were gonna tell me I had AIDS!"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-15 13:01 [#01954383]
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You've finally made me laugh!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-15 13:14 [#01954403]
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It is funny because it is serious.


 

offline staXXX from China on 2006-08-15 13:25 [#01954413]
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AIDS is not funny. My friend has AIDS and he does not feel
good ever because he suffers.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-15 13:34 [#01954426]
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um...okay


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-15 13:34 [#01954430]
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Arse Injected Death Sentence?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-15 13:37 [#01954439]
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i was just thinking that :) that post made me smile.

marco's got the nuance of wit. impressive. perhaps
communication over the internet can be a feasible
language-learning tool..


 

offline staXXX from China on 2006-08-15 13:38 [#01954443]
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he might be a faggot, but that doesn't make AIDS any less
funny.


 

offline uzim on 2006-08-15 14:07 [#01954498]
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you're new here, so you don't know Monoid yet...

the best advice i can give is try to ignore him. whenever
you see a thread by Monoid, don't click on it; it will only
be him whining and/or hating everyone. don't bother.

and no, AIDS is not funny.
(neither is Monoid.)


 

offline staXXX from China on 2006-08-15 14:10 [#01954500]
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You seem like a nice fella.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-08-15 14:37 [#01954520]
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(im trying to translate to english, please advise me if is
ununderstandable or unfunny)

Son come home and sees his dad decorating their christmas
tree.

Son: "Dad, did you forgot today isn't even december yet?"

Dad: "Did you forgot you have cancer, son?"


 

offline OK on 2006-08-15 18:57 [#01954696]
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attemp succeded


 

offline OK on 2006-08-15 18:58 [#01954697]
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i love my avatar


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-08-15 19:06 [#01954700]
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Monoid = awfuls


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-08-15 19:15 [#01954715]
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AIDS is not funny, but AIDS jokes can be funny.
Do you not laugh at any jokes about medical conditions?

C'mon


 

offline staXXX from China on 2006-08-15 19:56 [#01954772]
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I'm sorry, I don't see the humour in it. People getting
fucked in the ass just isn't funny.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-16 03:48 [#01955002]
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yeah

it's sexy


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-16 04:50 [#01955031]
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:) + ;P


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-16 04:53 [#01955034]
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perhaps communication over the internet can be a
feasible
language-learning tool..


And yes, it surely is buddy.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-16 04:56 [#01955036]
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monoid, i think you should try stereoids.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-16 04:56 [#01955037]
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You are living proof of that!

Seriously, i've been to Rome, and compared to all the
italians i've ever spoken to, your english is now superior


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-16 05:03 [#01955041]
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That's always nice to hear!

At least I can say I'm a decent english writer, some mates
of mine can't even type a sentence in english. I am proud of
that, but I have always to thank this place :)


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-16 16:37 [#01955365]
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My dad put up Christmas lights on the house last year that
read "FUCK OFF" in huge block letters.
A neighbour from over the road and knocked on the door and
started complaining to him: "You can't have that...children
can see..it's a disgrace..I'm phoning the council..etc.."
My dad justed looked at her and said:
"Can't you read the sign?"


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-16 17:52 [#01955392]
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Penis shaped Chirstmas lights were real big in uni.
Everyone had them up in their window.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-08-17 05:08 [#01955561]
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HAHA! Your friend has AIDS


 

offline detheel on 2013-09-23 18:03 [#02461932]
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Your friend has DUBturbo


 


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