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offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2006-08-11 17:06 [#01952469]
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A man and woman are driving down the highway in America.

The woman sees an injured baby skunk at the side of the road
and says, "Pull Over! " to the man.

They find the skunk and the woman says, "Oh isn't it sweet,
let's take it home and nurse it better."

They jump in the car, looking around the woman says, "Where
shall i put it?"

"Between your legs" the man replies.

"But what about the smell" answers the woman.

And the man says, "Just hold it's nose"

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.I pissed myself when i heard that...! am i alone?


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-08-11 17:08 [#01952470]
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2.6 on the pitchfork scale


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-11 17:11 [#01952471]
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why is it in america? do they not have skunks where your
mom lives?


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2006-08-11 17:15 [#01952474]
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[hides] i guess it's the way you tell em, or the quality of
the joke that counts. fuck


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-08-11 17:15 [#01952475]
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people smell good except in america


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2006-08-11 17:18 [#01952476]
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americans are the most ignorant insular twats on earth, but
whenever i meet them, they're generally nice people


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-08-11 17:24 [#01952480]
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Hah, now that's good.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-11 18:16 [#01952490]
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not great, bit predictable


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2006-08-11 22:53 [#01952551]
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um, its alright, but nowhere near great or anything.
... you made a topic on xlt about it?? hehe. i ged it.



 

offline felch king on 2006-08-11 22:56 [#01952553]
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I don't get it. I like the smell of pussy. Maybe you are
scared of the beard?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-08-12 01:07 [#01952620]
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2 = good plot but bad acting. good acting but poor plot
or
scenario. lots of amazing fx but poor acting [e.g. star wars

3] = might be a good film but someone fucked it. either
director or actors. weak and lame. and poor.


and a big thanks for obara for creating the definite
guideline for rating, and taking the piss

:D


 


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