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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2006-08-11 17:06 [#01952469]
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A man and woman are driving down the highway in America.
The woman sees an injured baby skunk at the side of the road and says, "Pull Over! " to the man.
They find the skunk and the woman says, "Oh isn't it sweet, let's take it home and nurse it better."
They jump in the car, looking around the woman says, "Where shall i put it?"
"Between your legs" the man replies.
"But what about the smell" answers the woman.
And the man says, "Just hold it's nose"
. . . . .I pissed myself when i heard that...! am i alone?
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-08-11 17:08 [#01952470]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker | Followup to jamesa: #01952469
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2.6 on the pitchfork scale
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-11 17:11 [#01952471]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to jamesa: #01952469
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why is it in america? do they not have skunks where your mom lives?
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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2006-08-11 17:15 [#01952474]
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[hides] i guess it's the way you tell em, or the quality of the joke that counts. fuck
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2006-08-11 17:15 [#01952475]
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people smell good except in america
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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2006-08-11 17:18 [#01952476]
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americans are the most ignorant insular twats on earth, but whenever i meet them, they're generally nice people
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2006-08-11 17:24 [#01952480]
Points: 12424 Status: Lurker | Followup to jamesa: #01952476
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Hah, now that's good.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-11 18:16 [#01952490]
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not great, bit predictable
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pigster
from melbs on 2006-08-11 22:53 [#01952551]
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um, its alright, but nowhere near great or anything. ... you made a topic on xlt about it?? hehe. i ged it.
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felch king
on 2006-08-11 22:56 [#01952553]
Points: 257 Status: Lurker | Followup to jamesa: #01952469
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I don't get it. I like the smell of pussy. Maybe you are scared of the beard?
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-08-12 01:07 [#01952620]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker
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2 = good plot but bad acting. good acting but poor plot or
scenario. lots of amazing fx but poor acting [e.g. star wars
3] = might be a good film but someone fucked it. either director or actors. weak and lame. and poor.
and a big thanks for obara for creating the definite guideline for rating, and taking the piss
:D
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