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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-08 15:00 [#01950722]
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awww...


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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-08 15:02 [#01950724]
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:D!!!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-08 15:13 [#01950734]
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i dont like it, take it away


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 15:46 [#01950770]
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Psychic Helene Frisch believes giant panda Lun Lun is
expecting.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-08-08 15:59 [#01950782]
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it looks like a beef jerky


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-08 16:20 [#01950799]
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it looks like a miniature yeti


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 16:32 [#01950801]
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it looks gay


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-08 19:33 [#01950834]
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it's clearly Fucking Evil. and I bet it Stinks.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-08 21:31 [#01950852]
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it looks like a kebab.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-08-09 02:47 [#01950929]
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I saw a panda give birth. This zoo had a ceiling camera in
the panda's indoor cage and got the thing on tape. I shit
you not when I say this: The mama panda was on her back legs
in the air against the wall. The 'fetus' literally FLEW out
of the moms vadge much like the way a wet bar of soap shoots
out of your fist when you squeeze it. The baby hit the
BOUNCED off the wall and fell to the ground. It was the
fakest looking birth i have ever witnessed.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-08-09 03:04 [#01950936]
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"It was the fakest looking birth i have ever witnessed."

Because it was fake. The panda was animatronic and the
"baby" was shot out via internal air canon. This was all
arranged by the American shadow government in order to quell
the growing sentiment from over seas that the sexual potency
of American captive pandas are not as great as those held in
other countries.

Now you know...

...and now you must die.


 


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