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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-04 17:35 [#01948882]
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"THE RAPTURE IS COMING! Where are you going to be?"

What do you all think of this "rapture" warning that I've
been hearing about quite a bit recently? This is one part of
Christianity that I find almost inexplainable. It seems to
me to be incredibly odd. Does God only have limited space in
heaven? What will happen to the heathen children? Does it
make you angry? I think it kind of does for me.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-04 17:39 [#01948886]
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They had one good song. I saw 2many DJs in Liverpool once
and they played the Erol Alkan mix of "House of Jealous into
"Higher State of Consciousness" and everyone was like "SHAKE
DOWWWNN!"

Religion? Fuck that mumbo jumbo. Why don't you live in a
cave and worship the local Wooly Mammoth?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-04 17:41 [#01948887]
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i <3 2many djs


 

offline xceque on 2006-08-04 17:41 [#01948888]
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From what I understand (and believe me I have done
absolutely no study whatsoever in this area) it's based on
an interpretation of the book of Revelations. And for anyone
who's ever read it, interpreting it is the sort of thing
that gives you headaches.

*disclaimer* The above is not guaranteed to contain any
facts.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-04 17:42 [#01948889]
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you try so fucking hard to appear to be some "witty" writer
for Vice.. i wouldn't be surprised if you were


 

offline xceque on 2006-08-04 17:43 [#01948890]
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However it's made me want to listen Antony and the Johnsons
for the first time in... hmm... a bit.


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-08-04 17:48 [#01948892]
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amen.
when they droped that at the Big Day Out last year the crowd
went nuts! 2 many DJ's are wooly mammoths.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-04 17:53 [#01948894]
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Yeah, maaan, these hipster fucks like swears, working his
"ironic" job, checking invoices in a super cool "logistics
administration" company. Yeah maaaan, living in ultra trendy
suburban Birkenhead with his mum and dad, off his face on
hip drugs like "coffee" and "ciggies". Reading ultra cool
fashion mags like "The Liverpool Echo" and the free paper he
gets on the train. How dare he go out every now and again
and get pissed and have a good time!

He's laughing at us normals!



 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-04 17:58 [#01948899]
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yeah.. how dare he.. ?


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-08-04 18:18 [#01948903]
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house of jealous lovers?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-07 03:05 [#01949919]
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wtf is rapture? some first-class ticket to heaven or
something?

hesrd some more shite about the end of the world on some
american christian TV channel - on about there being a third
world war, bible prophecies, going on about the war on
terror being a crusade, talking about the antichrist being
alive today while showing a map of the middle east (how very
nice of them)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-07 03:13 [#01949924]
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ironic isn't it. bush (the christian) will probably be the
one to make world war 3 happen. shit, maybe he's trying to
prove christianity by his own means! cunt!


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-07 05:27 [#01949988]
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heaven is just for rich evangelist americans


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-08-07 07:17 [#01950015]
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hells just one big gabber partaay


 

offline felch king on 2006-08-07 08:08 [#01950024]
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It can all be scientifically proven.

Raptue Index. Got it fae Jon Stewart's show before any
wise cunt says.

I know it has been said before, but isn't it strange that
all the people that are causing the most trouble in the
world are fundamentalist Christians? Self-fulfilling
prophesy. They'd be pissed off if they happened to be proved
wrong.

THE END IS NIGH!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-07 12:52 [#01950133]
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I saw the Rapture in a very small pub in Boston. There was
no more than 9 people in the audience. THey were really good
too


 


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